maybearobot-witu
maybearobot-witu
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I like to sound like a robot sometimes okay. :) My professional habit is having a feeling guilt and anxious every ten minutes 💞Please talk or ask me stuff tho I'm a attention seeking whore that loves talking to people 💞
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maybearobot-witu · 2 months ago
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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saw someone on instagram say “you shouldn’t post your art until it’s good” and that comment filled me with rage so i want to say to every beginner artist or artist who feels their art is not improving no matter how long they’ve been at it. i love you and i love your art and everything you post bears part of you and that is so beautiful. block everyone who says otherwise they are not entitled to freely consume what they rag on.
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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god i',m so. i need a woman to tell me where to swing my halberd
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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I cannot overstate how much I love Tom Lehrer's story. It sounds so fake but is entirely real.
He's a goddamn genius- he started studying mathematics at Harvard when he was 15 and graduated magna cum laude. He worked at Los Alamos for a few years before being drafted and working for the NSA, where he claims to have invented jello shots to get around alcohol bans.
He then went back to Harvard for a couple years before starting to teach political science at MIT.
Through all of that, he was writing and performing both some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear (Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Masochism Tango) and absolutely scathing political satire (Who's Next, Wernher von Braun, Send the Marines). Until the mid/late 60s counterculture gained momentum. He didn't like their aesthetic, so he stopped making music.
Shortly after, he moved to California and started teaching math and musical theater history at the UC Santa Cruz for the next 30 years.
I don't know if non-Californians understand just how goddamn funny that is. It's where stoners and math (and now computer science) kids who couldn't get into Berkeley go. Leaving Harvard/MIT for UCSC is peak academic phoning it in. And by all accounts he had a blast.
Plus the whole putting all of his music in the public domain thing. That fucked.
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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experiencing thoughts and memories
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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tiny ames 💗
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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TRASH CAN SPRITE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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Found these clown plushies :3
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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Practice makes perfect:
@urbantheory
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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Awe, okay, one mod awoo. Then straight to bed
no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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maybearobot-witu · 4 months ago
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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
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