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maybefalsefacts · 6 hours ago
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Walker: *limping out of his room looking utterly used and exhausted*
Yelena: look at that. Walker cant walk.
Walker: *glares at her*
Alexei: What the hell happened to you?
Walker: Damage control..
Ana, coming in the kitchen: Tch. And what stick is up your ass this morning?
Poor bobby who dosnt even remember doing it: Morning!
Ana: Oh.
Yelena: that explains it..
Bucky: *spits out his coffee*
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maybefalsefacts · 6 hours ago
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he's a bit🤏 slutty
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maybefalsefacts · 13 hours ago
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maybefalsefacts · 2 days ago
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Be Wade Wilson
Be married to a bratty, middle aged Peter Parker
Be happy and have a movie night with your beloved husband
Be trapped because he fell asleep on you and it's forbidden to wake a sleeping spider
Feel like you're about to pee your pants
Gently get up, carefully moving him
Realize he's sticking in his sleep
Pick him up and carry him to the bathroom with you because you are a super soldier
Sucessfuly return to the couch without the clingy spider wakes up.
Cheer quietly with Victory!
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maybefalsefacts · 3 days ago
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KISS KISS KISS
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maybefalsefacts · 3 days ago
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Wade: Hey! You gotta back off man. You can't just go around taking what's not yours!
Peter: What?
Wade: Spiderman is MINE I called dibs first
Peter: What makes you think im trying to take spiderman away from you?
Wade: Cause! You got all those pictures of him in your room! He's only into it when *I* stalk him, okay!? So lay off!
Peter: Have you even seen spiderman and I in the same room before?
Peter: *waits for the cogs to start turning*
Wade, whos thinking so hard peter can practically smell the factory fire: That must mean he's one of your friends!!
Peter: WHAT
Wade: Its Harry isn't it
Peter: HARRY!? The guy with a CANE!?
Wade: The perfect cover up!!
Peter: *sighs in disappointment*
Wade: Im right arnt I!?
Peter: NO!
Wade: Thats what spiderman's best friend would say to hide his identity!
Peter: ITS NOT HARRY
Wade: Oh right like id believe you! Boyfriend stealer!
Peter: Im not- Spiderman's not your boyfriend!!
Wade: Not yet!! But he will be!
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maybefalsefacts · 4 days ago
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Magneto in every X-men movie is always just like
show up
cause $2 billion in property damage
leave
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maybefalsefacts · 4 days ago
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You think Bob ever takes Walker out for tacos?
- @sirwadewilsonfromimgur
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I think he holds his hand and yaps about how good they are on the way there and then when they get there he gets sad because he realizes the place is gone since he's been in that box.
His feet turn black and lingers up his shins, Walker internally panics. "Hey no its okay. What was it called? Maybe they moved locations." So they get online to do some digging and while he's doing this he notices Bob begining to space. Doing that little head tic thing he does and once inawhile trying to rub the black off of him but it just spreads to his fingers.
It's clear he's trying to be calm, but it scares him just as much, if not more, as it scares everyone else. No one likes doing bad stuff that they can't control. Walker silently grabs his hand and puts it in his pocket. "Stay there. Got it?"
"Uh-huh"
For a couple seconds, he stares at him, looking over his shoulder to see him deep diving just to find the taco place, and his hands go back to normal. He leans his head on Johns shoulder, closes his eyes and breaths in that smelly sweaty soilder scent, and now only his sneakers are black.
"Ah HA! Found it! Fuck yeah! Alright so they moved to Queens. Do you want to take the subway or is that too much people?"
Bob thinks for a second. "I can take the subway."
"You sure you can handle it, big man?"
Bob smiles, giggling "Yeah."
On the subway Walker holds the top handle, playing a game on his phone while Bobbys hand is still in his pocket. His head still layed on his shoulder, eyes watching his fingers swipe and enjoying each "hell yeah" and "lets go" small exclamatory and celebration comments each time he got a point or won a game.
By the end of the ride, Bobs arms are fully wrapped around John, who isn't even phased, putting his phone up more to let bob see his victories, and it was like nothing had even happened at all.
And yeah, Bob was right. Those tacos slapped. They're regulars now.
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maybefalsefacts · 5 days ago
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Lets see if I actually finish this one bahaha anyway WIP bc I have nothing else
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maybefalsefacts · 6 days ago
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Cape Elizabeth
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2.5 Something else to remember for my wade/ siren kind:
-His kind is heavily endangered/ borderline extinct (as far as he's aware)
-Male sirens, like betas are extremely colorful and bright, they have long spikes and flowy tails. Wade is based off of my crown tail beta, Wade. (Who sadly passed) meanwhile females are less colorful and have less foliage.
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-Females are way bigger and far more aggressive. Wade is about 10 feet long. Males are around 9-10 feet. Females are upwards of 12-14 feet in length.
Remember this is INCLUDING head to tail. This is not actually how large they are, rather how long. Over half of their body is tail length (females are overall larger though bone structure wise- so Vanessa looks like a huge sea monster/godess to humans)
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-Sirens have multiple communities in their school, the numbers can be as small as 6 and as large as 36 per community. These small communities are ussually made up of mated pairs, breeding females and singular males.
-The ratio to males to females is always low, which causes the community to migrate often to find more males. Females are always the head of the school. A full HEALTHY school can have anywhere from 200 to 300 sirens in it excluding the guppies.
-Multiple mates is common for sirens during breeding seasons (COUGH small organized orgies COUGH)
-Primary couples are commonly seen during non-mating seasons and generally have their own "guppies" to raise.
-When guppies grow up they can move on to a different community or find a mate within it.
-Males are not permitted around the clutch until the eggs hatch. Each siren can have about 12 eggs per mating cycle but not all eggs make it/ or are fertalized. Commonly 4-6 "guppies" actually make it per year.
-Some more dominant or mate-less males will eat eggs if given the chance. Mate-less females from outside communties often try to steal eggs that aren't their own, much like penguins. No orphans here. All females partake in taking care of the clutches, cylcing between hunting, gaurding, and sleeping.
-His last siren mate vanessa tried to kill him (NOT vanessa discourse, pure protective instinct)
-He dosn't actually know if V is still alive or anything, she was a little down south near jersey. Last time he saw her he was excited to see her clutch (he thought a few might be his) but she attacked him for touching the eggs and so he came north but last time he went back she wasnt there anymore. So he hasn't seen Vanessa in multiple years. He assumes shes dead or someone caught her. These thoughts depress him greatly.
-Wade is territorial, esspecially when given little space. He can become very agressive if need be but for the most part is chill.
-Wade is an omnivore and loves various sea moss/weeds but human flesh is still a very important part of his diet. Like a flamingo, the colors of his diet detemrine his color. Hence his changing dark red to vibrant red to pink color.
-Wade is very submissive to females and overall seems respectful (scared) of them. He does the dog thing where they cower and put their ears back, wiggles their tails and stays low.
-Wade has had multiple human mates in the past that he has accidently killed. (He feels bad all the time about it)
-Wade also gets upset because he might have children somewhere but he cant find anyone like him anymore around this area. He's just hoping they come back for him one day.
-Wade is considered odd, even to other sirens. His infactuation with humans is weird.
"Whys he talking to our dinner like that?"
"Idk man he's weird."
Wade: Yeah I might have a son or a daughter.. or 4.. somewhere down south with my mate Vanessa... but they might be dead :(
Logan, who just had two mer-dicks shoved up his ass: .......What
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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Cape Elizabeth
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Cw: Newfound love, mentions of break-up, Cannibalism, knife play, primal urges, biting, sacrificial flesh and blood, and freak for freak energy.
Siren Wade x Fisherman Logan
@saphizzle @cupcakemyducktape @resident-idiot-simp @sirwadewilsonfromimgur
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The longer he waited, the more nervous Wade got, looking over the feast he had collected. He had spent hours only finding the best, tackling 2 largemouth bass, a long chain pickerel, and a thick yellow perch he's been saving for a special occasion. He isn't sure what else Logan eats other than what he's brought him in his lunch box so He took the liberty of collecting various types of seaweeds, ocean plants, mosses as well as a handful of mussels and about 4 large clams.
Shifting, he frowns, wondering if Logan was joking. What if he wasn't coming? What if he did all this work for nothing? His head snaps the other way, hearing footsteps, his ears flattening as fear welled up in his stomach. What if Logan planned this so they could catch him? What if Logan was paid to lure him to the shore so they could kill him? Logan has told him about the things they do to fish, about sushi and fish and chips..
His heart quickens as he lets out a nervous whine, swallowing only to whisper. “L-..Logan?”
Between the clanking with each step, the smells, and the fact that he looked different, Wade wasn't sure. It didn't help that he couldn't see very well. Not because it was dark. No, that wasn’t the problem. The problem was that he wasn't entirely used to coming up here during the night. He's gotten used to looking at Logan (even if he is slightly more blurry in the sun) in the day time but this is his first time trying to adjust his sight to moon light outside of the water.
His spines and back fins spike up as he hunches over, almost looking like he was copying a feral cat.
Letting out a soft growl, Wade backs up closer to the waves. He's heard about this. Stories of humans capturing them and turning them into lab subjects or fancy food for rich people.. whatever that meant.. all he knew was that if he was taken from the water too long, he'd get sick and die. And obviously- he didn't want that.
Well, that's too bad for ‘rich’ people because he was poisonous and infected. With what? Who knows, but Logan said he probably has some kind of disease. Logan also had no fear when touching his spines for the first time either, which was a big shock for Wade, seeing as they are literally poison stickers. He didn't care. Like he was too naive to know or just confident enough that Wade wouldn't cut him. Both were very stupid ways of thinking, but both were possibilities, really.
“Wade?” The voice called. “What's wrong?”
Immediately, Wade clicks, the end of his tail in the water softly wagging with excitement only to glare. “Logan! You smell funny…” He says, as if explaining why he was in a defensive state.
“I showered.” Logan chuckles, thinking he was joking.
“A-and what is that? You look different.”
“What, this? You don't like it?” His arms come out, looking down as if showing him the on sale suit. Similar to the way Wade fluffed his tail and chest when he wanted attention.
“What is it?” Wade growls, still unsure and displeased with the entire get-up if we're being honest.
“Oh.. It's a suit. I-.. It's the nicest thing I own so… you know.. thought I'd wear it to our date.”
“Take it off!” This is said as more of a hiss than anything.
“Woah, heh what happened to dinner first?” Logan asks, setting down the bag of things next to him only to see how uncomfortable Wade was, fully spiked up and snarling. Logan frowns. “Oh.. you're serious….okay..”
Beginning to strip, he started with the tie, taking off his shoes and coat, beginning to unbutton it though stopped when he heard clicks of approval.
Glancing up, Wade was much more curious now, and even purred when Logan pushed his sleeves up.
“What's wrong with you, Huh? What? Can't even recognize your own mate?”
“You still smell funny.” He states, his nose wrinkling as if he didn't like it. “And why does your hair look like that?”
Logan blinks, a little offended. “Jeez.. tough crowd.. it's just some gel..”
“I don't like ‘gel’.. smells gross.” Wade grumbles, laying down.
“Since when did you get so picky?” Logan asks, picking up the bag, Starting to get out a pan, showing it to him.
“I know what you smell like and It's not that.” Wade says, his spikes lowering, ears drooping in a much calmer state, observing as Logan began to try to make something, setting up a couple pieces of metal until the pan sat nicely on it.
It's Wade's turn to blink, looking at it with big eyes, curious as to what it was. The pan smelt like meat and held a deeper scent he felt prick up the back of his neck.
“What's that?” He asks, hesitant but his curiosity is how they met in the first place.
“Stay back. I'm making a fire.”
Wade knew what fire was. He saw it and asked about it when He first stole Logan’s lighter, staring at the light, basking in it's brightness before Logan snatched it back from him.
Wade stays back, having touched the fire once and remembered how upset Logan was with him for getting hurt.
Logan pulled some wood from his bag, placing it and doused it with a liquid that made Wade back up into the water, covering his nose with his hand. “Eugh.”
“I know. Just for a second. It's got to burn off.” He tells him, flicking open the metal lighter, setting the wood ablaze.
For a moment, Wade was filled with fear, backing up, his chest in the water but quickly leveled out the more the flames did the same. The calmer they got, the more intrigued he was.
In the dim orange light, his eyes twinkled, flickering and glowing, amber itself was jealous of him. Logan stared, but not at the fire, at Wade, a look of awe washing over him.
".. so.. you caught dinner for me right?" He asks trying to look away, glancing down at the sand only to look back up, seeing his huge toothy grin.
"Mhm!" How do you look at such a beautiful face and not smile.
"Oh yeah? Whad'ya catch?" Picking up some sand, he rubs it between hus finger tips to keep himself from reaching out and caressing his fins right now.
"A buncha stuff!" Wade then goes on to show Logan every peice of meal he has caught for the two of them, explaining where and how he caught or harvested each one, excited and talking a lot more then usual. Logan only smirks, watching his lips move with each word.
God.. what is wrong with him? He had tripple rows of teeth, sharper then anything he's ever seen and still... he wondered what it would be like to kiss him.. would Wade bite his tounge off? Oh, he hoped so.. Glancing up, Logan noticed that the moon was full, shining down on him from his point if view like an angel. What did he do to deserve this? What god did he please?
Of course only he would attract a rare creature like Wade.. if he really was a siren like he described, Logan wouldn't be too shocked. He's been alive long enough to know that weird shit was always happening to him. Though, Logan didn't care. He didn't mind. Whether he was a unique mutant or an actual mythical being, Logan enjoyed his company regardless.
Though.. if he was true to his word.. if he was a siren.. Logan frowned, wondering how long its been since Wade has eaten a proper meal.. perhaps thats why fate brought them here.. HA! Who is he kidding? Like that exists.. like theres just some all seeing force bringing them together for the soul purpose of allowing Wade to... to feed on him... for all eternity.. constantly providing for him... single handedly saving the species... Logan swallows, eyes wandering to his teeth, imagining the burning of his flesh being ripped apart.. that sting of satisfaction that he longed for. And for a very.. VERY.. long time.
"So which one do you want?" The question and joyful chirp snaps him out of it, tilting his head, raising his brows with half lidded eyes. "Hmm?"
"I like mine raw but I know you like your food cooked. That's why you made the fire, right?"
Logan nods, "Yup." He picks up one of the smaller fish, prepping it for cooking.
Almost an hour passes. They've been talking about everything and nothing the entire time, Logan's hard snorts and Wades chirping that resembled a giggle falling over the sizzling of the meat (Logan passed on the moss and seaweed) "More for me!" Wade had announced, swallowing the long stringy pieces in a wet gulp. He didn't chew.. just swallowed it whole.
Logan's eyes widden, swallowing nervously. Watching your date slurp down a 10 inch long clump of wet leaves ussually wasn't this erotic, but its the way he stuck his tounge out and wrapped it around the plants first. How he tilted his head back, stuck his tounge out down past his chin and swallowed it all in one squelching go.. the buldge in his throat didn't help his pants situation either.
"Is... ahem .. is that why you're red?" Logan asks, shifting to hold the fish he was about to cut in his lap.
Wade nods, mouth full of Dasysiphonia japonica, an invasive species of seaweed that is starting to take over the east coast of Maine these last couple years. It's color ranged from a deep wine red to a pink because of the presence of the pigment phycoerythrin; this pigment reflects red light and absorbs blue light.
"That's why sometimes I'm lighter."
"You.. you turn pink??" Logan asks, smiling like an idiot now (as if he wasnt before) "Wait.. so.. everyone tries to catch you because they think you are eating all the fish but.. you're helping the ecosystem by eating all the bad algae?"
He could practically hear his heart thumping. He heard folks round here talk about the "monster" who keeps "eating all their hauls" but all this time Wade has been keeping the red algae at bay.. it made him wonder.. would he turn green if he ate kelp for a little while?
Then again, the seaweed is what was causing the kelp forests to dissipate, so that probably wasn't a good idea.
Wade blinks, not sure what he was talking about, he just thought the red ones tasted better. "...Uh-huh"
Logan snorts, looking down as he began to cut up the larger fish for cooking. "Heh.. Does that stuff even taste good?"
"Oh, Yeah! It's delicious. A little salty but this is the ocean. Everything is pre salted." He laughs, mimicking some poor soul he heard long ago. That was the thing with Wade. He spoke so well for someone who only mimicked and copied.
Getting a glance of the open mouthed hearty laugh, Logan let out a chuckle. "Heh.. yeah I guess it i-Ouch!" Breathing in through his teeth after slicing open his thumb, deep and to the bone. Blood gushes down his hand as he frowns, dropping the knife in the sand. "It's alright, this isn't the first time." He reassures Wade, who has instantly became dead silent. Taking off his freshly ironed white button up, he wrapped it around the finger, holding it tight with the other hand as he kept the compression.
"Wade?"
Infront of him, the sweet gentle critter he was once speaking to now a slit eyed creature of the deep. His spines raised, shoulders hunched, breath heavy. He growls low, seemingly hesitating to bare his teeth.
"Wade..?"
Wade looked primitive. The kind of glint in a tigers eye when it spots you deep in the Siberian woods. The type wolves gained when A caribou was spotted after multiple failed attempts at hunting a decent meal.
The kind that would send shivers down someone spine as their fight or flight kicked in, their adrenaline kicking them in the ass, telling them to run faster.
But not Logan, no. No, see, Logan stares, wonderstruck of the beast in front of him. The one that could easily slice his throat and start eating his heart for dinner and his intestines for dessert.
The prickling nerve ran up his back, sending up his hair and goose bumps as it went, shocking something more down south to twitch as part of him felt fear.. for the first time in decades.. He was actually scared. A sick devious grin creeps onto his face.
“You tryna scare me, big guy?” He asks, nkt being sarcastic. Wade was huge up close, much longer then any human he's ever seen. His body subconsciously scooted back with his arms, legs kicking slightly as if to get away, but it was too late. He already had marked him as prey. Logan could see it in his eyes. How his nose twiched with each deep sniff of the air, like a starving shark finding an injured sea turtle. Helpless, yet armored.
Something told Logan that Wade liked the challenge.. well.. was he in for a suprise. Before he could say another word, Wade was already on top of him.
Fuck he was fast. Logan hadn't expected him to be this quick on land but I suppose seeing a potential meal- I mean- mate changed all of that.
“Heh… Hey!” He says, a hand coming to his chest, having felt it before and seen him puffed up like this, but something felt different. He felt warm and his scales were rough with grains of sand stuck to them.
Trying to calm down his heart, Logan smiles awkwardly, pulling his lip up. “Fuck.. you're uhm.. you sure are excited..” He mumbles, his breath heavy and uneven.
With Wade on top of him like this, tail between his legs, Logan fell backwards, letting his head rest on the soft sand. “S-so… we uhm… we doin this shape of water style or what? A-heh..”
Part of him felt stupid. The last time he felt nervous about being with a guy was World War II and this was a whole different feeling. Both his arms stood on either side, trapping him underneath.
Perhaps it was his body's natural arousal response to danger, or maybe it was because Wade had his mouth open, snarling at him as drool dripped down from his multiple rows of razor blades, but he was hard. And he was ready. He wanted this so badly.
They Both did.
Wade might think that only he has been eyeing Logan, but the feeling was mutual. In a way, It just seemed the dock boy had been a little nervous about the authenticity of the creature's love for him, given his background and all as a man eating fish..
To Logan, Wade was nothing short of just a poor mutant who got the short end of the stick when it came to mutations. Or perhaps he is a mythical being. Maybe mutants derived from mythical creatures like Wade. Either way, it didn't matter. As long as Wade's feelings for him didn't diminish.
"Alright big guy.. you want this? Hm?" Logan brings his hand up, letting Wade press his nose agaisnt the bloody limb. Quickly, his claws dug into his wrist, keeping him close. Just as quick, his teeth rip the cloth away, shredding it like a dogs chew toy. His tounge wraps around the bloody hand, lapping it up like nobodies business.
Logan lays there, not daring to move, letting Wade get a taste of what he needed so badly, Fresh Human Flesh. He knew fish could hold him over so long. He needed meat. And lots of it. Skin and blood. Muscles and tendions. Wade needed to suck the cartilage out between his fingers as a snack.
Just as his thumb healed, the yearning growling turned into a thick and genuine whimper. Pulling away, Wade backs off, lowering his head like a dog guilty of getting into the trash.
His breath was heavy, spines still flustered. Gripping the sand between his webbed fingers, Wade panted, stomach rumbling.
"I-"
Without hesitation, Logan sits up, seeminly unphased by the outburst. Instead, he takes the knife, slicing deep and long across his arm, holding it out to him. "Here."
Again, Wade's eyes slit, nose twitching and back raising, getting ready to pounce. It was clear now. Wade was hunting him. He has been for months. Why else would he get so close to shore if he hadn't a need for food?
But to his suprise, Wade shook his head, pulling his face from the arm despite the desperate need to be fed.
"No.. I-""
"Wade..." Logan whispers, full of care deep from his chest, blood dripping and running down his forearm.
"N-noo" Begining to breathe heavily, his tail slapped back and forthin the water, growling and shook his head. "No! I-.. I can't " He whines under his breath, backing up to create distance.
"Wade.. Bite me."
"What!?" His eyes widden, shocked that Logan, or any human, would so cassually offer themselves as a sacrifice to him.. and to think.. he didn't even have to use his voice to lure him in..Logan did that himself.
"Bite me." Logan says, watching Wades inner turmoil. To eat.. or not to eat. That is the question.
Still, Wade panics, not sure if this is a test or not. "I cant.. I-.. i wont stop." He admits. Logan had smelt good since the begining. At first, yes, he was prey. A large meal to keep him satiated for at least 5 months. But now? Actually, the moment he spoke to him.. he decided not to eat this one. As badly as he wanted too, he refused to let himself go. Refused to let go and loose his hold on the riens.
"Bite me, Wade."
"No-" He protests, going as far as biting his tounge, keeping his entire face away from him like a child refusing bad tasting medicine.
"Do it." Logan slices his arm again the moment it heals, wanting Wade to get a sip, a taste, of all that he's worked so hard not too get.
"I don't want to kill you, Logan!" He shouts, worried and afraid, so very afraid that the first time he DIDN'T want to kill his mate, he would end up ripping his neck out right here and now; staining the sand for weeks to come.
"You won't. Do you trust me?" Logan asks, raising a brow, inching closer with each slow crouch forward. His tone is serious, the same when he told the other workers what to do.
"Mmh.." It's not more reassurance then it is a whiney admit of defeat.
"Wade. Do you trust me?"
"Yes.."
"Bite me."
With the hesitancy of a cat crossing a stream, Wade bit him, lerching forward to latch his teeth into him like a misquote finding a rare blood type.
Pinning him to the sand, He growls, eyes slitting into thin string-like consistency.
Sucking in, Logan gasps, letting out a low groan, tilting his head further back only for Wade to bite harder, snarling at him to hold still.
Gritting his teeth, he's careful to put a hand over his head, if anything pressing gently, shushing him.
"Shh.. you're alright. Take as much as you need." He whispers, getting merely a whine in return. One that said he was scared. Scared of loosing control. Scared of hurting Logan. Once he started it was hard to stop, and he had the feeling if he swallowed any of the blood seeping past his teeth and down his chin.. he wouldn't stop until he had all of it. Untill Logan was no longer consious.
This wouldn't be the first time he's taken too much from a human mate...
So many deaths. Many accidental. None could handle him.. nothing could satiate his hunger
.. or his intense breeding habits..
What made Logan different..?
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"Don't worry too much about it, Logan. I'm sure you'll find a nice lady someday thats not got a coward bone in her body." The older woman says, smiling as she set down a bowl of clam chowder, complete with oyster crackers.
Leaning down, she kisses his head. "Come now.. she obviously wasn't what the world had planned for you. God knows he was the only one for me." She mutters, smiling at an old picture on the wall.
What made Logan different was that Wade managed to sliver his scaley ass through the glue he used to keep himself shut, the sneaky bastard finding a way in...
The wind always blows in Cape Elizabeth, cold and miserable. Love stood no chance agasint it. She told him she liked the fall, but hated the harsh winters. They watched every sunset, untill they got sick of each other. She drifted away from here.. away from him.
She never asked once, she never asked why. He over worked himself and drank too much. Her affection grew thin. So he glued himself shut. Tight and locked up like an oyster trying to hide from anyone trying to take the black pearl he called his heart.
Logan used to be afraid of the water. He felt small in the city. He prefered this fish town.. fish didn't judge. Fish couldn't break his heart.
"Hearts only heal, after breaking." The older woman told him.
"Who wants a broken man that smells like fish and works all day?" He asks her.
Smiling, she rolled her eyes softly. "Ooh.. you boys and your young love. It dosn't end here, Dear."
Logan sighs, looking at his reflection in the thick soup. "But I loved her.."
"Ooh, I'm sure there's another firey red thing out there that would be more than happy to have you, sweetheart."
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Sighing in relief, Logan makes the mistake of trying to sit up. The once large mouthful of neck tendon is jerked, ripped from the bone. In a single gulp, it was done. Gone. Wade didn't even need to chew.
The gurgling gasp that comes from Logan made the creature keep his eyes shut, keeping them tight, not wanting to see yet another dead mate below him.
A soft whimper leaves his throat, golden reflective tears whelling in his eyes.
This is what he was afraid of. He didn't want to kill Logan, but he couldn't stop. Couldn't let him go either. If he could just.. let go.. he might be able to run fast enough.. oh who was he kidding? The second Logan tried to run Wade wouldn't have a choice but to chase him. It's been too long since he's had a proper meal. Since he's had prey to hunt.
A gentle hand reaches up, carefully caressing his face. "..Wade."
Oh great! First he works so hard to get a proper human mate and then bam. Dead. And now he's hearing him from beyond the grave!
"Wade.. Open your eyes."
He shakes his head, sniffling.
"Red. Look."
Opening a single eye, Wade watched as Logan's throat regenerated itself. His eyes open wide, staring in suprise.
"B-but I.."
"I know. And I told you it's okay."
As if a dusty lightbulb suddenly got power, his eyes lit up. "So.. so I can eat you?? And you won't die!?"
"Well.. it still hurts so..but yes. If it's what you need, go ahead."
"Are you sure? I don't want to-"
Logan again, gashes open his arm, and within seconds Wade is on it like a leech. "Yeah. That's what I thought.. ahh god.. fuck. When was the last time you ate? Easy with the-" Logan groans again, laying his head back in the sand, allowing the tripple rows of teeth to dig into his skin.
"Teeth.."
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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there is no way in hell that bucky doesnt spend everynight during the sambucky divorce arc just thinking about sam. he'll sit there longingly staring out of the window or at his food just thinking about how he royally fucked it up.
truthfully he blames himself, but he'd never let anyone know that.
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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i doodled the best masc xmen but the render is inspired by
@marcheriest.bsky.social beautiful style.
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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Mermaid/siren Wade AU summed up
@saphizzle @cupcakemyducktape
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Get your big ass ears out the damn caption
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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wades coffee
I’m convinced Wade has a complicated coffee order. 
Innocent barista: hey sir, what can I get for you?
Wade, who has his hood up and brim of his hat down, obvi: I’ll have a Neapolitan cappuccino with more cappu than ccino and make sure it has no more than 4 oz. Of milk, The Beans Won't Have The Right Texture Other Wise And Make Sure They Spell My Name Correctly On The Cup They Always Put Laid Or Paid I Hate That. If You Can't Handle That I'll Have A Venti Traditional Misto, Please Use Soy Milk With Two Blonde Shots Affogato AND Ristretto! I'd Also Love Three Vanilla Pumps At The Very Bottom Then, Add The Coffee After Then-
Barista: sir… I just work here.
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maybefalsefacts · 7 days ago
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WORKED ON HOMEWORK TN SO UHHHH HERE HAVE THIS
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MAYBE IT LEADS TO TENTACLE SHIT?? IDFK BRO 🤭
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maybefalsefacts · 8 days ago
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I have the one and only, 24 karat gold... Herald Spidey
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Based on these variants from "Deadpool kills Deadpool" and "Silver Surfer Rebirth"
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