Make my grandma go famous guys because I don’t which football player she was talking about but apparently according to her, he has a little ass aka hiney 😂😂
One of my favorite conspiracies. Not because both are my favorite presidents but because it’s just fascinating omg
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.
My friend sent me this from a few years ago and this was back when I just started obsessed over Fall Out Boy, Dan and Phil, Panic! At The Disco, and Shane Dawson oh my god. What was my life?!?!
(also let’s not mention the fact that I was possibly possessed by the Illuminati or devil himself)
•Man, I wish William Beckett had a tumblr. Does he? *searches it up* he would make a great blogger though
•Let me just text my crush-oh wait, he’s busy. He’ll get it tomorrow morning on how our friend is a edge lord that nobody can stand and how he’s the 2.0 of him
•*looks up “Why is Chosen Jacobs so under appreciated?”*
•Would I possibly marry a guy or a girl is the question everyone in my family is wanting to know right now about me and that scares me
•What exactly happened in Capetown that night? What happened between Ryan and Brendon?
•Why did I ever hate Stranger Things? Just how could I hate it?
•*decides to search up ”What does you’re chill mean? because my crush told me that earlier
-_-
•*Searching for “dacre daddy montgomery”
•What if Chad, Röbby, and Charlee never kicked out Ryan and Logan from Farewell, My Love? What they stayed the same forever?
•*photshops steve from blues clues and dean dancing in the hotline bling music video and laughs her sleep deprived ass off
•How in the hell im still awake? I need to go to bed!
•*doesn’t sleep until 6:00 am in the morning*
…And that was my night yesterday. Nice to know it’s that sad