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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#we couldn't get all the way through Spirited Away until we were like 11#but also there was this holiday bumper or short film thing#i think it was on Nickelodeon but it could have been some random other channel that was on#this guy was trying to cook a turkey and somehow got the raw bird stuck on his head#and he just runs around screaming and then a woman comes in and hits him in the head with a broom#it made me so fucking scared dude#there was something about the framerate and sound design that made it so uncanny#it was supposed to be funny but it haunts me
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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
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Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys
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the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3
the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.
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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.
*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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My astronaut fabric has already sold out, but there are a little less than 40 yards left of my microorganism fabric!! This is leftover fabric from my EcoVero viscose Microorganism button-up shirt! This fabric is lightweight and breathable without being see-through, and is suitable for non-stretch garments. This fabric is a little slippery and is recommended for advanced beginner and up skill levels! Ships worldwide:
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it is #makeaterriblecomicday2025 so i have done that
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Missed an opportunity but quickly ran through the 5 stages of grief to convince myself I didn't have time for it anyway and can sign up again next year and now I'm perfectly functional again
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Had to buy a cheap new phone in an emergency when the last one broke and my productivity has been severely reduced due to not having a fucking notes app on this thing
#do i really gotta carry around a physical notebook again???#downloading new apps is hell it feels like going through 100000 job interviews#perhaps my brain can't be saved
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