maybevarric

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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

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deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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instead of the good at math autism i got the "watch a lowkey bad movie over and over again until you can quote it by heart" autism

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i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

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still one of the funniest moments in australian politics

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i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

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I love Reddit sometimes.

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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there