maydayparadigm
maydayparadigm
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I'm Sarah. Your average teenage girl with a tumblr blog. Sounds familiar?
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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A big post of old hisalisa artwork from a couple years ago <3 *re-uploaded* 
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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What did she do
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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I haven't really listened to Moon & Antarctica yet, so I think it would be a great start:))
as of now, my favourite songs from them are from The Lonesome Crowded West and Good News for People Who Like Bad News, but I can't find them anywhere in my city. I think I'll order them online, eventually.
thanks a lot for your advice, I really appreciate it!:)
hey, i wanna get a modest mouse album, which one would you recommend?
I’d say the get to Moon & Antarctica. not only is it the staple sound of Modest Mouse, but their most critically acclaimed album. Personally, my favorite is Lonesome crowded west for its lo-fi sound and some of Brock’s best songwriting.  
(I almost misread your question and thought you wanted to get into Modest Mouse. I almost gave you an album route.)
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ブォン but with a situationally relevant emoji
for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ブォン
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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just came across the funniest minecraft skin i’ve ever seen
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maydayparadigm · 5 years ago
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i’ve reached the point in life where i’m literally in tears of this this is the funniest fucking thing——
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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gay🚶‍♂️irl
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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play Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft pictures Minecraft photos stunning pix from Minecraft Minecraft scenes pics of Minecraft
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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The universal sign of child: a propeller cap
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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Schlatt: *does face reveal*
All the fanartists drawing him as the whats popping guy:
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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may i present: the “yearning, but for what?” alignment chart
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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i need to get laid¹
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¹gently, in the cold, dark earth
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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BABY YODA CANON
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maydayparadigm · 6 years ago
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what she says: im fine
what she means: i cant stop thinking about that penguins of madagascar episode where kowalski makes a time machine and then goes back in time to stop himself from making a time machine then goes back in time again to stop himself from stopping himself from making a time machine and then the time machine stsrts ripping apart the fabric of reality ad everythjngs getting sucked into this huge hole in the fabric of reality and kowalskis just like “yeah the universe is bejng destroyed were all gonna die” and rico picks up the time machine itself and throws it into the rift in time caused by the time macine and that f i x e s the p r o b l e m and kowalskis  like “that,, , ,  shouldnt have worked” and skipper just says “its rico . he makes his own rules”
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