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[mayhemmaybe]

"Heh heh, oh yes."

"It's unfortunate to lose so many collective eyes and ear within the Illuminati's metaphorical walls. And if your theory is correct, it won't only be you and your intrepid leader who may follow his decision, whatever that may be. That's quite the strike to morale. Surely there's turmoil to be expected amongst MECH's remaining ranks."

With his long stride, Jaden struggled more to not outpace Mephisto than to keep up with the demon's quick, little trot. The whole walk felt ridiculous too, considering Mephisto's truer form and his choice to look like a mop end, but the agent kept his mouth shut about it - both for the sake of peace, and general politeness.

Once they were in a quiet, little alley though, Jaden leaned up against the wall to take a load off his feet for a moment and to appear a little more nonchalant about where he was suddenly at, just in case any prying eyes did happen upon them.

"Don't know," he shrugs one shoulder, "But I do think it's interesting that the Illuminati has gone completely dark on us. Our usual contacts with them haven't reached out to us in a while now, and all of our outgoing pings to them have gone unanswered. The engineers and mechanics we had sent out to assist with their projects have gone dark as well, and it's unknown if they're MIA or KIA. The demon eaters they working with us all pulled out too, and took the few soldiers they convinced to change with them as well."

After a brief pause, Jaden tacked on, "I think our working relationship is done for, and Silas is stuck striking out on his own again or kissing up to the Order. I'm sure you can imagine how he feels about that."

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"You and me both..."

🌀 "Ah...! You make a good point!"

"I'll be sure to be on my best behavior at fancy restaurants specifically!! But anywhere else, who cares?"

"The all-you-can-eat buffets tend to kick me out even if I do act well-behaved, though." 🐈‍⬛

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"Right this way!" Off he goes, trotting as fast as those little legs can take him. It doesn't look like Jaden would have any trouble keeping up as they slipped around a few corners into a less conspicuous area.

"To business then! I take it you have something interesting to share if you're coming all this way to see me☆"

"Sure. Whatever works for you." Jaden can't imagine the gossip being that good or worthwhile. But he also isn't a quirky and eccentric demon, nor is he in any position to question Mephisto either.

So, if the freak wants to be an eavesdropping dog, then so be it. The human just wants to get his business done and over with so he can go back to other errands he needs to run.

[mayhemmaybe]

"Yes, yes, let's hear what you've got. Follow me. I do try for discretion among the students. If they knew who I was, I'd never get to hear all the good gossip!"

"Do you want word on your brother and my boss, or not?"

[mayhemmaybe]

@anotherhumanpet

Jaden is going to nudge him with a boot.

"You're interrupting my beauty sleep I'll have you know."

[mayhemmaybe]

Doing very important work around campus today.

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bday doodle pile i never finished till last night. i gave up on colors we die like men

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The whole thing put Belial in a rather awkward position. The demon butler wasn't keen on disobeying his master's orders...but he also had no interest in crossing paths with the former Paladin. Thankfully it seemed Shiro was going to make that decision easier for him. Whether or not that was intentional was another matter entirely and not one Belial intended to dwell on. There were many other tasks to attend to; there always were.

And somewhere high above the buildings, appreciating the vibrancy of city night life whilst alight on a tower, stood Mephisto. Genuinely, it was a fantastic spectacle to behold. More so, it served as a distraction to the distress of losing something beloved and difficult to replace in his collection.

Emotions were something so very human, yet not completely foreign to him regardless of what he hinted at aloud. It was near impossible to exist in Assiah and not experience them to some degree. Still. Even the passing moments of negative ones here would forever be preferable to what was- or rather wasn't- felt in Gehenna.

It happened quicker than he could react to it, let alone stop himself from going beyond the point of return. Shiro didn't even realize what he was doing to the figure until it was too late. It just sat in his grip, clenched onto like some kind of crummy little hostage, and then--

Suddenly, its in pieces, resting in his now open palm while he and its owner gaze upon the now broken figurine.

Shiro stayed quiet after the unfortunate break, not wanting to provoke Mephisto any further. An apology was necessary and appropriate to deliver for this transgression, but now wasn't the time for it either. The dismissal had been clear cut, and if Shiro pressed his luck any further then that silent, cold fury would likely burst into something white hot and outrageous.

Sighing quietly to himself, he waited for the Baal to leave before he closed his hand around the figure again and took his own exit from the office. He needed to get some glue, and allow Mephisto some time to warm back up to him again.

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[mayhemmaybe]

"I see."

"I suppose I did appoint you head of this dorm to care for it in whatever manner you see fit."

"Interesting... And what is your relationship to humanity then? What business do you have with mere mortals, our vessels, and souls?"

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"It's made with black kale, charcoal, squid ink, caviar, and pepper extract. I call it Bless Your Black Heart☆"

"A most excellent idea indeed!"

"I think I've perfected a brand new recipe for a salad!"

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"Certainly you must know what demons want with mortal vessels~"

"On a far more personal note, however, humans are a treasure trove of entertainment and depravity!"

"Oh yeah? And what's your faith of origin, bub?"

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"A most excellent idea indeed!"

"I think I've perfected a brand new recipe for a salad!"

🌀 "If Mephisto's gonna claim god status, then I'm officially declaring myself God of the Kitchen."

"Which means everyone owes me food at all times! Including Mephisto!" There is no logic here, he's just saying stuff. And trying to get a free meal, or treats at the very least. 🐈‍⬛

[mayhemmaybe]

"None of your beeswax."

"What? Why are you staring at me like that?"

[mayhemmaybe]

"Not only am I considered a god, but I do technically outrank you, sign or no sign."

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Hmmm..hey John. You think I got a chance with Draluc? I know you only really say ‘Nu’ but..I think I got a chance with this vampire!

(Taking a couple glances around, oblivious to the possibility that Draluc may be behind..)

I wonder where he could be..

"Nu! Nununu."

"If you've had practice, then you may just have a chance. But I warn you, my skills at Spirit Caliburn V are unparalleled."