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happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate
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how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls

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oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*
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hot things to say during sex
inventory is full
I’m out of range
I can’t carry any more
that spell isn’t ready yet
I need to target something first
it’s too far away
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trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries
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I looooove going the speed limit. the people behind me sure don't tho
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