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sanemi fell first and harder which inevitably led to giyuu friendzoning him SO many times what with his “maybe we can be friends!!!”

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(Tell me who the artist is cos idk)

Edit: artist is Blimk263 on Twitter.

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I LOVE the idea of Uzui being casually flirty with Giyuu in a friendly way. Like:

Uzui: Whoops, gotta go. Bye Giyuu (cradles his chin and kisses him on the cheek)

Giyuu, unfazed: Okay, see you later.

Sanemi, Giyuu’s boyfriend of 2 years: (slams book on the table) What the FUCK!!!!

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THE divorce selfie

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what did he mean by this actually what’s his problem

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Jimmy Page

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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and suddenly the mclarens getting past max has made this race ultimately boring

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i have seen enough, give max verstappen a gun NOW

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© IMAGO / NurPhoto

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Charles is the only one who spoke about the pen without max tearing his head off... Which could mean nothing

stop they're so soft to each other.. you don't see Max "I won't speak about it its only a waste of time idc" verstappen letting his frustration out to everyone. alas

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missed them BADDDDDDD

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The natural order of things has been restored.

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Max: "That's quite an expensive lawnmower." 💀

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Hmm. Let’s think abt tjem and how funny their dynamic could be. Stemcell and Beautiful Blonde that is kindof a freak - walk with me here,,,