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jfbfjdjbddjdbdhf i want. bagel;,/,,/;-,/,/,//,;

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not me crying over minecraft rp

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Popular minecraft then: Fun little survival world with my friends! Let’s review mods and do cool weird horror maps! Let’s play some bedwars!

Popular minecraft now: Let’s accidentally elect a tyrant as president of the minecraft world we’ve been fighting a dramatic revolutionary war on for months and get exiled from our own country, thus meaning we must take back our war-torn homeland in secret with the help of basically a god, a traitor, a sixteen year old, a drug dealer, and the guy we were having a war with literally two weeks ago. Also let’s play some bedwars!

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Sapnap, to Dream: Bro, you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you, bro. I’m serious, quit it, dude.

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Sapnap, holding a bucket of water over the grand canyon: Do you think...?

George: No.

Dream, taking the bucket and jumping: Yolo.

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when you think about it, scene/emo culture never died, it was just waiting for the next generation to go through its emo phase

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ibispaint test!!! 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

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random ranbowcore souda thing i made as a pfp o___O but i liek it ><

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cum gatorade

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horny

ok but has anyone ever wanted to like, h*ld h*nds with a pretty girl before marriage? like i’d totally do that because i’ve always wanted a girlfriend. like i’ll sin for a girl i just met.

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i would fuck the onceler

ok onceler kinnie

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dicksauce

i will shoot you

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hello my aesthetic is scenecore chinchillas that you for coming to my ted talk u___u

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me