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[maze-of-bad-bitches]

What the Hell?

Wait, no, this is the symbol of - oh, goddamned angels and their interfering asses, I'm going to kill that son of a -

*With a flick, a knife is back in her hands, before being flung at one of the whiskey bottles in the room.*

I can wait, Raguel, Samael. And when I do? There's two archangels I'm gutting.

*She looks at his back for a moment, gaze wild and angry, before she lunges - twin blades spinning furiously, cutting through cloth but forcing to a stop against skin. She knows her control - and she doesn't attack someone full on until they start fighting back.

It doesn't keep her hands from trembling - both with rage, and a fear she won't express.*

*He's alert, pushing himself forward and spinning around, sword in his hand before he catches sight of the demon behind him. Without a single word said to her, he fights back. The sword slashes against black leather, as he advances - a slow fire igniting in his eyes.*

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Oh, fuck you, you feathered boa.

*She ducks easily, knives swinging at a demonic pace - clanging together with a loud, shrill, sound, where moments before there was Samael's abdomen.*

I liked that fucking jacket, too, bitchass.

*She looks at his back for a moment, gaze wild and angry, before she lunges - twin blades spinning furiously, cutting through cloth but forcing to a stop against skin. She knows her control - and she doesn't attack someone full on until they start fighting back.

It doesn't keep her hands from trembling - both with rage, and a fear she won't express.*

*He's alert, pushing himself forward and spinning around, sword in his hand before he catches sight of the demon behind him. Without a single word said to her, he fights back. The sword slashes against black leather, as he advances - a slow fire igniting in his eyes.*

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Do you think I'm fucking incompetent? Of course I locked it. Doesn't mean some wandering angel or demon can't miracle it open.

And no, we don't have an inventory, Lucifer, because you're a goddamn mess and so is your club.

Do you know how much time I could've spent kissing Eve, while I answered these stupid ass questions?

*points to oldest daughter*

....surely you don't mean -

Not her? She wouldn't - she doesn't drink. From what I know. Right? Right?

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

WLWMEME: 1/8 wlwoc ♡ mazikeen (lucifer)

Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? It was a month ago.

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Oh, believe me kiddo, I have no boundaries when it comes to exacting revenge. Doesn't need to be an immortal being - I'd beat up a snail for you all.

I want to terrify some demons and/or angels. Does anyone volunteer?

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

It was originally meant to mean volunteer to terrify, but I'm good with you helping out. And ideas for a victim?

I want to terrify some demons and/or angels. Does anyone volunteer?

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

I want to terrify some demons and/or angels. Does anyone volunteer?

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

I appreciate your... enthusiasm, but if you hurt her...

....you're that angel Uriel, huh?

*In the blink of an eye, Maze has her dagger drawn, and has one against your throat, the other barely a millimetre away from your chest.*

No.

You listen to me, now. You beat me once. But now? I've improved. I've fought against an army of your angels. I'm still alive.

You stay away from my family. Or Lucifer and I? We're gonna tag team you, and it's not gonna be fun.

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Youre so cool aunt Maze

I'm aware, sweetie. You're pretty cool too.

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I dare you.

hello tumblr.

i suppose i should start with making a list of those in need of punishment. there are many, but i will not target any mortals, that wouldn't be a fair fight and i am here for justice.

the bentley

crowley

lucifer morningstar

death

aziraphale

the metatron

i am still working on my plans, but trust that they will be good and once done i will share them with you.

love, echo.

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

....why did Lucifer adopt a human-shaped heap of stardust.

Oh fuck, he didn't make you, right? He knows he can't create stars anymore, he wouldn't try - I think. I don't know, he's become too unpredictable these days....

You know what, nevermind. You're Luce's kid, and so I'm your aunt. Hi, Jay!

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Fucking Hell, he's really making up for all those years of one night stands, huh?

....hey, now I wanna adopt a kid. Shit, I was so sure I'd never get baby fever.

I'd have to talk to Eve too, of course, but she wouldn't say no...

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Of course you are, lovely.

Didn't think I'd forget one of the first ones I met, did ya?

By the way - you need me to throw daggers at anything for you?

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Anytime, sweetie ✋

God, how many niblings do I have, now?

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Nah, if one of Luce's brood disagrees with me, I'd just nag at him. You babies are forever protected by aunty Maze.

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

....I do, don't I?

I'm hotter, though. He's the cute one.

Do not touch the charred crotch

[maze-of-bad-bitches]

Hey, just found out that Lucifer had you CUT OFF HIS WINGS. REPEATEDLY.

I don’t know if you have wings or not but I feel like that would not be a fun experience for you regardless.

Are you okay?

*Mazikeen clenches her fists. Her face automatically twists into a scowl, as she tries to keep the horror and fear at the memory from showing.*

I'm fine.

I served my Master. It's what I was always meant to do, born to do. My mother bore my siblings and I so Lucifer could have his army, and from the Beginning, I was meant to be the Right Hand.

It was a long time ago.

I don't have wings, by the way. Cons of being Lilim. If your Lord drags you away from your home because he's bored, you get stranded on an unknown planet, away from all you know, and forced to irreparably maim your bestfriend because all you are is his Soulless Servant.

It's fun, isn't it?