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i wish i was kidding

average post on a subreddit for a band or artist that's going on tour:

An Apology for Anyone Seeing the Tour

You guys, i'm so sorry - at the show I was at, I was just moved by the music, so I started singing aloud to the song, I'm embarrassed to say that I even danced a little bit. I'm so sorry for my actions and how they disturbed others around me. I can't live with myself knowing that I probably ruined the entire concert for everyone in my vicinity due to my actions.

I KNOW concert etiquette has gone out the window since covid... and I'm part of the problem.

Is this okay that I did this?? should I kill myself?

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OC rolling in my head like a bingo cage

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average post on a subreddit for a band or artist that's going on tour:

An Apology for Anyone Seeing the Tour

You guys, i'm so sorry - at the show I was at, I was just moved by the music, so I started singing aloud to the song, I'm embarrassed to say that I even danced a little bit. I'm so sorry for my actions and how they disturbed others around me. I can't live with myself knowing that I probably ruined the entire concert for everyone in my vicinity due to my actions.

I KNOW concert etiquette has gone out the window since covid... and I'm part of the problem.

Is this okay that I did this?? should I kill myself?

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instead of saying self deprecating, suicidal jokes, try saying "im going to milk myself" like my autocorrect suggested

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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

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I like to imagine these two dated.

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

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What's wrong, smoothskin? Never thought a ghoul could be America's next drag superstar?

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im sorry failboat but after you screamed after saying "the color blue" i had to make this

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bought a ethel cain ticket i got for a good deal on resale. saturday i'll be driving 5 hours to a city i've never been to go to the concert alone and then driving back lol

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Well i think the short guy should top

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