mazovian
mazovian
Wicked Eyes, Wicked Hearts
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mazovian · 1 day ago
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i wish i was kidding
average post on a subreddit for a band or artist that's going on tour:
An Apology for Anyone Seeing the Tour
You guys, i'm so sorry - at the show I was at, I was just moved by the music, so I started singing aloud to the song, I'm embarrassed to say that I even danced a little bit. I'm so sorry for my actions and how they disturbed others around me. I can't live with myself knowing that I probably ruined the entire concert for everyone in my vicinity due to my actions.
I KNOW concert etiquette has gone out the window since covid... and I'm part of the problem.
Is this okay that I did this?? should I kill myself?
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mazovian · 1 day ago
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OC rolling in my head like a bingo cage
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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average post on a subreddit for a band or artist that's going on tour:
An Apology for Anyone Seeing the Tour
You guys, i'm so sorry - at the show I was at, I was just moved by the music, so I started singing aloud to the song, I'm embarrassed to say that I even danced a little bit. I'm so sorry for my actions and how they disturbed others around me. I can't live with myself knowing that I probably ruined the entire concert for everyone in my vicinity due to my actions.
I KNOW concert etiquette has gone out the window since covid... and I'm part of the problem.
Is this okay that I did this?? should I kill myself?
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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instead of saying self deprecating, suicidal jokes, try saying "im going to milk myself" like my autocorrect suggested
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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I like to imagine these two dated.
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
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mazovian · 3 days ago
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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die
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mazovian · 4 days ago
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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital
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mazovian · 5 days ago
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mazovian · 6 days ago
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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen
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I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside
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Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
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Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.
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That bathroom could use an update
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Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!
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Oh
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mazovian · 6 days ago
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What's wrong, smoothskin? Never thought a ghoul could be America's next drag superstar?
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mazovian · 6 days ago
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im sorry failboat but after you screamed after saying "the color blue" i had to make this
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mazovian · 6 days ago
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bought a ethel cain ticket i got for a good deal on resale. saturday i'll be driving 5 hours to a city i've never been to go to the concert alone and then driving back lol
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mazovian · 7 days ago
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Well i think the short guy should top
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mazovian · 8 days ago
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