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Puroland Lunch, 2006-10-24

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Them

That's it that's the post

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why would he say that 😭😭

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Girlie should have paid more attention in health class

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I love to think that there are great, exaggerated family legends about Uncle Emmett in the McCarty family. That they're like oh yeah he went out hunting one day and never came back, but his brothers went looking for him and found some ripped clothing next to the carcass of the biggest bear they'd ever seen. A monster. He fought that thing to the death! The bear might have gotten him, but the bear died too. It was a draw, so it means he never lost a fight. He was badass. And 7ft tall. Built of solid muscle. All the girls loved him. He was your great-grandma's favorite. etc, etc.

One year Rosalie and Emmett show up at a McCarty family reunion. There are so many cousins and aunts and uncles no one really questions it, and they're listening to these stories and Emmett's just loving every second of it; they remember him and he's become this family legend, a tall tale, their very own Paul Bunyan oh whatever

Meanwhile Rosalie is muttering in the back, "I'm happy for Emmett and all, but I killed that bear."

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DK London Vlog

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I don’t remember what I last posted here but alas

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When millennials work in government

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* like or reblog if you like, save or use! hey, don't republish without credits

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I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

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friendly bullying

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I'm baackkkk after like 2 months I think 😭

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the best view🩵

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