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The 16 Types as Chemicals

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MATTER/SOUL, POTENTIAL/LORE

I think these new names are good descriptions of the types' essences, showing in a concise way what each type is about (for reference: post #140, 'conscious' column in the second image). They are based on the combination of the first two letters (attitude + perception) followed by another that includes the last two (judgment + rhythm). You can see for example how Potential vs Lore is related to the external vs the internal + N/S, or how the Capitalizer/Matcher contrast points to task/people + P/J.

The idea of Engineer (TJ) includes definition, organization, specialization, development, etc. Capitalizer (TP) includes capture, benefit, utility, exploitation, etc. Matcher (FJ) includes evaluation, compatibility, association, coordination, etc. And Lover (FP) includes search, communication, liking, joy, etc. (If you want more letter-group keywords you can check for example this post).

The original images are from the Dungeons & Dragons Tarot, by Fred Gissubel. Some of them correspond to the type's court card, but most of them don't, because I focused primarily on the composite name in order to choose relevant illustrations. Some work better than others, of course. The authors of the deck made some weird changes trying to adapt the cards to the game, and they ended up losing part of their meaning and being a bit limited, but I guess the result here is ok for the most part.

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MBTI TYPES AS BOOK QUOTES

3. Edgar Allen Poe's poems

ENFJ: Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.

ENFP: I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

INFJ: And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.

INFP: All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

ENTJ: Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.

ENTP: Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

INTJ: Leave my loneliness unbroken.

INTP: From childhood's hour I have not been as others were. I have not seen as others saw. I could not awaken my heart to joy at the same tone. And all I loved, I loved alone.

ESFJ: "That is another of your odd notions," said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling everything "odd" that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived amid an absolute legion of "oddities".

ESFP: You call it hope — that fire of fire! It is but agony of desire.

ISFJ: Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.

ISFP: I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.

ESTJ: I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down.

ESTP: To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!

ISTJ: If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

ISTP: Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.

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MBTI THEMED AESTHETIC

Credits: istj_.taurus (Instagram)

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The 16 Types as Symbols

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estj

- smiling in public, frowning when alone - appreciative of the art in movies and songs - never off social media - has trouble not seeing people as uncooperative chess pieces - big spender - says yes to every party and isn’t shy to contact friends, aka a networking god - beauty enthusiast but prefers natural and professional-looking stuff - actually tries to complete bucket list - hard to please, has clear preferences and never settles

esfj

- considers eating the main event of every getaway - throws the best parties - ‘golden retriever’ strategy for making friends: “just jump them” - works hard when not distracted by coworkers - remembers everything everyone has ever said and is touchy about dates - patiently explains to everyone why what they’ve said was socially unacceptable… ok, maybe just to me? - likes the idea of charity but isn’t idealistic about it - knows you’re around by the sound of your footsteps, like a puppy

istj

- works hard to hide weeaboo side - finds work relaxing - would probably enjoy the challenge of being a castaway - the kind of parent that scares away boy/girlfriends - has THE nerdiest hobbies - attempts professional fashion - probably the most reliable person in everyone’s lives - likes being pushed to improve and to be supported more than comforted - always happy to info dump - love language is being given their favorite coffee blend

isfj

- claims to dislike ‘messy animals’ but lives for their pets - loves action movies with big battles - work-oriented but easily distracted by gossip, as is esfj - always the voice of reason - pretends to not be a hopeless romantic - cautious to the point of anxiety; would, however, survive the apocalypse - despises gaudy, likes natural tones and classical fashion - nice but easy to offend and disappoint - dog-lover that can easily be made a crazy cat person - can’t watch nature documentaries without feeling sorry for the planet/prey

entj

- almost always dressed for a job interview - can’t work in a messy room - obsessed with life hacks and goals - preoccupied with drawing the potential out of things and people - jokes without smiling. good at poker - can be surprisingly reckless and hot-headed - likes fancy stuff and doesn’t mind paying for it - other than 'studying’, hobbies are traveling and exercising. cannot relax - cynical when young, now likes the idea of spiritualism - selective about the people they spend time with

entp

- knows the solution to all problems but still has many problems - can’t help but worry that they talk too much and too quickly - literal pyromaniac. likes the color red as much as enfp - lights up every room they’re in… - takes nothing seriously, except video games. judges people who skip cutscenes and name their characters badly - soul leaves body during boring activities - criticizes action movies’ physics and combat - considerate but doesn’t hold back during arguments - attached to weirdly specific things and moody about them - irritatingly decent at everything - at risk of laughing during a funeral

intj

- pretends to not care but has secret vent blogs - blog/avatar/website is minimal and monochromatic OR sparkly and rainbow - seems shy from a distance but really isn’t - bitter about lots of things; chooses to cope alone in 'rational’ ways - religiously relies on to-do lists, which i find adorable - practices fiction writing by roleplaying and creating characters - hides nerdy side by acting professionally - uses fashion to make a statement - likes cute-creepy things - researches everything about a place before visiting - doesn’t mind friends who show up twice a year

intp

- has considered going to jail for alone time - routinely baffled by people - can’t play horror games, gets too much into it - unintentionally offends everyone - feared until seen as a dork, then is never again taken seriously - dreams of uploading the internet into brain and vice-versa - minimalist to maximize free time; wastes it by daydreaming - always late, starving, and sleep-deprived - can’t enjoy anything without also criticizing it - slow to understand dirty jokes - could spend whole life studying everything and achieving nothing - rebellious, always trying to 'hack the system’

enfj

- adores art in general; singing, writing, sewing, acting, painting… - makes getting along with everyone at work a priority - jokingly? uses terrifying memory to emotionally blackmail people - often stressed juggling many projects, lives on coffee - cheerleader sort. will fight you for wasting your potential - probably the most extrovert person everyone knows - more cunning than they present themselves - dresses to impress

enfp

- shows up with a meme after 6 months of radio silence - can’t stop talking yet insists they’re shy - has too many interests and projects. finishes anything by divine intervention - fascinated by fire and the color red, same for entp - acts like a dork but is sharp and opinionated - can’t do anything soulless, has to have ‘willpower’ and ‘inspiration’ - can’t see their natural talents - has serious regrets for someone still reckless - will name their children after videogame characters - Sinammon roll

infj

- piercing gaze is somehow also dreamy - trust issues. likes gathering intel before 'investing’ on someone and to have the upper hand - perfectionist whose work is never done - researches a lot before buying something expensive and then cherishes it - worries about seeming unapproachable - puts too much effort into planning their house decor - diplomatic as possible just before door-slamming people - never deletes anything from computer - surprisingly hard to please - loves shipping characters and people and analysing their compatibility

infp

- clumsy, may apologize to inanimate objects they bump into - loves photography/cosplaying/fashion but shy to expose themselves - idealized future is a coffee shop AU - serious fangirl/boy but dislikes shipping wars. has fanart folders - listens to surprisingly edgy music - surprisingly good with details, remembering dates, being on time, etc. but room is messy - people-pleaser but not a doormat; has a strong sense of justice - cherishes gifts forever - doesn’t like killing bugs but is fine with gory movies - kinda bonkers about cats

estp

- ambitious and restless, always looking for fun, opportunities, and shortcuts - has many friends and enemies - “hands off” kind of boss but overly critical when bothered - can’t end the day without pushing someone’s buttons - confidence is a two-edged sword - secretly soft for sweet people - too generous with their time and money - hates hypocrisy, but judges rule-breakers while being one themselves - blames the world when feeling stifled. sometimes disappears - reckless to the point that death/jail time would surprise no one

isfp

- wants fame but avoids attention like the plague - shares about 15% of their artsy side - great at being sneaky - collects pretty little trinkets - hopeless romantic. has stashes of love letters/novels/manga - loves animals but would rather die than touch a slug - loves fashion but is too shy to wear anything daring, slowly works on confidence and external identity - can be surprisingly cold - hates stress more than anyone - seen as a cinnamon roll even when being rude

esfp

- lives for the memes - gets away with everything. would probably get away with murder. - cannot hurt a fly (unless drunk and doing stupid shit; actually, sometimes bites) - never seen truly angry, ever - ideal habitat is hippie/surfing camp with a nearby nightclub - loves all animals, especially silly-looking ones - becomes driven when the situation requires and when stressed - always moving and meeting new people out of boredom - good at games and plays for fun

istp

- likes the idea of the military/police but has trouble following orders - oblivious when being flirted with - carefree but reliable when it counts (and not pranking you) - quiet and even quieter when moody. hates failing and being unable to fix a situation - a genius at whatever they put their mind into (for two days tops) - wears the same jacket everywhere, sometimes doesn’t comb their hair, sleep schedule is nonexistent - good at games and plays to win

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What Each MBTI type was made to do

INFP: Heal those who are hurting INFJ: Guide those who are lost INTJ: Be objective in a sea of subjectivity INTP: Seek that which is unknown ISFP: Splash color onto a grey world ISFJ: Help those who are helpless ISTJ: Do what must be done ISTP: Fix what is broken ENFP: Inspire those who have given up ENFJ: Bring love where there is hate ENTJ: Thrive in the impossible ENTP: Find whats possible in what seems impossible ESFP: Make lively that which has become dull ESFJ: Bring together those who are apart ESTJ: Bring direction to those in need of leadership ESTP: Do when others don’t

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MBTI MoodBoards (introverts)

INTJ

Self-Sufficient; Inquisitive; Perceptive.

ISTJ

Focused; Precise; Cautious.

ISFJ

Kind-hearted; Loyal; Attentive.

INFJ

Reflexive; Warm; Thoughtful.

INTP

Original; Quick-Thinker; Curious.

INFP

Imaginative; Comprehensive; Loving.

ISTP

Ingenious; Chill; Rational.

ISFP

Unique; Carefree; Open-minded

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MBTI MoodBoards (extroverts)

ENTJ

Independent; Unstoppable; Efficient.

ESTJ

Straightforward; Secure; Honest.

ESFJ

Caring; Sunny; Considerate.

ENFJ

Witty; Helpful; Diligent.

ENTP

Unpredictable; Unrepentant; Cunning.

ENFP

Creative; Smart; Intuitive.

ESTP

Flexible; Spontaneous; Adventourous.

ESFP

Free-spirited; Improviser; Sweet.

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the types' eyes

stars for eyes: infj, infp, isfj, enfj, isfp

fire for eyes: estp, entp, entj, enfp, esfj, istp

blackholes for eyes: intp, intj, istj, estj, esfp

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The Types as things under the sea

ENFJ -  Sea horse.  Mates for life, meets their partner first thing in every morning to engage in an elaborate courtship display.

INFJ – Giant Squid.  Lives so far down in the depths of the sea that little is known about them.

ESTP - Sea lion.  Athletic, social, vocal. Entertaining to watch but very rowdy. Definitely not safe.

ISTP - Killer Whale. Photogenic, popular, and and a notoriously skillful predator.

ENFP – Dolphin.  Friendly and intelligent, uses a nerdy sonar system to hunt and communicate.  

INFP - Star Fish.  Not actually a fish.  Appears floppy and delicate but has suspiciously effective powers of regeneration.  

ESTJ  - Lobster. Very fiesty. Looks interesting until you try to catch one.

ISTJ – Sea turtle. Returns to the same beach where they were hatched to continue the cycle and lay their eggs.  Lives forever.

ESFP - Beluga whale.  Looks friendly and dorky without even trying.  A very social animal, uses a wide variety of sounds to communicate.

ISFP - Manatee. Calm, gentle herbivores that have no known natural enemies. Looks cuddly.

ENTP – Octopus.  A wacky shape-changer with extravagant style and surprise! Squirts ink in your face as self-defense.  Didn’t see that one coming, did you?

INTP - Sea Urchin.  Slow loner with a VERY effective weapons system. Proceed with caution.

ESFJ - Spanish dancer. Most graceful, flamboyant creature in the sea.  Performing for you live 24/7.

ISFJ – Tuna. A schooling fish that’s happiest when they’re blending in. Gets separation anxiety when away from their group for too long.  

ENTJ – Great white shark.  Largest predatory predatory fish in the sea. Misunderstood as a mindless man-eater, is actually picky about what it eats and has a detailed memory.

INTJ – Portuguese man’o war.  Passive floating balloon that’s deadly if trifled with.

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MBTI types as new year things

having the new year dinner with family and/or friends: ESFJ, ENFJ shooting fireworks: ISTP, ESTP, ENTP sparklers: ISFP champagne: ESTJ sparklers&champagne: ESFP taking photos to reminisce about the celebration the next year: ISTJ, ISFJ making new year resolutions: INTJ, ENTJ drinking hot cocoa and watching special new year/xmas episodes of your favorite TVshows: INFP, ENFP, INTP sitting next to your friend/soulmate and watching snowflakes dancing in the air, talking to each other quitely and feeling happiness: INFJ

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MBTI As People I Know

So I’ve seen a lot of posts with things like “mbti as people I know” and “personal experiences with the types” (you know what I’m talking about) and decided to do one of my own. Here goes nothing!

INTJ:

Video games video games video gamess

Has a quiet and calm sort of way that just makes life look like a breeze

m e m e s

He seems to see things in a statistical almost non-human way, even if it involves feelings

“Don’t ask silly questions”

INTP:

I once witnessed him having an intense fangirl moment over maths

Extremely forgetful

Reads physics textbooks for fun

Seriously? Another philosophical question?

Handwriting literally illegible

INFJ:

So. Many. Emotions.

Can have deep philosophical discussions and still be the best person to do silly stuff with

Seems like she’s always battling to figure herself out but we love her regardless

An actual hippie

ISFJ:

Wins every board game ever

Made a detailed schedule (including eating and sleeping) for every day and put it on the fridge

Designated babysitter

Low key emo

ESTJ:

Knows how to work and knows how to party

Cat person

NOT SHY AT ALL

Really wants to live in the middle of nowhere for some reason

ISTP:

Seems normal at first but once you know him, he’s actually weird as hell

Studied law just out of curiosity (he never wanted to/went into that field)

Surfer

Dad jokes™

ESFJ:

Screams in public out of excitement

H U G S

Is down for anything

Has the neatest handwriting I’ve ever seen

Queen of inspirational quotes

ISTJ:

Blunt as hell

Probably a narcissist

Mechanical buff (because she’s an actual robot as well)

Gets the job done

INFP:

Has an aesthetic vegan instagram

Enjoys old books and movies

Vintage

Believes in the healing power of stones

ENTP:

Makes shit happen

110% bitchy

Hella gay

Gives no fucks

“I bought an entire cake for lunch because why not”

ISFP:

Artistic

Loves horses

Responsible, but still knows how to have fun and break the rules

Quiet but if you annoy her she will go into sassy bitch mode

Like rlly pretty

ENFP:

Art art art

Plant hippie

Only wears tye dye

Most excited person ever to live, is literally the human form of a golden retriever

He once died his hair green

ENFJ:

Noice clothes

Confident level max

Plays the sims

Gives people nicknames

ESFP:

The sporty one

Doesn’t need no man

Once asked me if she could go to a “girl nacologist” or if they’re all guys

Loud

ESTP:

Gamer

Is fluent in three languages

Likes bad boys

Anime!!!

ENTJ:

Honestly I dont know any ENTJ’s

Where they at?

Tbh I’m terrified of them

Terrified

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mbti types as kids at christmas class parties

(inspired by the fact that it’s the end of the year and we’re starting to go through all the class parties and it’s honestly)

INTJ: that kid who examines the nutritional information on all the packages but then eats everything anyway.

INTP: the child who brings some kind of baked treat that they probably spent hours making and it’s really nice and everyone’s really surprised that they can bake and then it gets eaten within 2 seconds and everyone forgets about it again until the next class party when they beg intp to make whatever it was again.

ENTJ: the one who brings an endless supply of snacks, like they have mary poppins’ bag or something and the chocolates and chips just keep coming.

ENTP: that guy who buys a cake from the supermarket and (almost) successfully passes it off as their own.

INFJ: kid who somehow gets caught in the middle of someone else’s hyperactivity, and gets hit by a flying chair.

INFP: that one kid who just starts crying because it’s the end of the year.

ENFJ: the one who tries to gossip with the teacher because they think the relaxed environment might be a good opportunity to finally find out what they think of everyone.

ENFP: that kid who hangs around for the whole party before someone realises they’re not actually a member of this class. they smile; they’ve been successful. time to go to the next class party.

ISTJ: the one who brings a fruit platter or something healthy that legit no one touches.

ISFJ: kid who makes christmas cards for everyone and gives them out with candy canes, which is the real reason why people want to receive them.

ESTJ: that one person who just has to remind everyone that ‘it’s still school, we can’t just go crazy.’

ESFJ: the one who starts playing extra-lame christmas music, but no one can be bothered to ask them to play anything different.

ISTP: the one who threw the chair at infj. they were actually aiming for the phone esfj was playing music on, so that the horror could stop.

ISFP: that child who goes around wearing a santa hat, or reindeer antlers.

ESTP:  kid who always brings the soft drink (and it’s usually some dodgy looking caffeinated drink no one’s ever seen before, but no one questions it either).

ESFP:  kid who never brings anything but always eats like half the food.

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The Types and Plotting Revenge

ENTJ

Makes a big show out of threatening to destroy everything you love. 80% of the revenge plot is tied up in proving that they have the power to do this.  Doesn’t actually intend to put effort into destroying things, just wants to make you cry. And prove they’re superior.

INTJ

Revenge plot in progress.  No one else knows it’s happening.  INTJ is watching the ensuing chaos with glee that their enemies will never know who or what caused this disaster.  (Also gloating to themselves about how successful it was. Will probably gloat online later.)

ESFJ

Obsesses over their enemy and their offense. How dare they do that to me??? Furiously gossips or simmers over how terrible their offender is. Will act like an angel to their enemy’s face while trying to ruin their lives behind the scenes.

ISFJ

Someone finally pushed them too far.  However, they couldn’t come up with a revenge idea that was good enough, so they nurse the grudge and wait for an opportunity to get even to present itself.  You’ll never see it coming until…it does.

ENTP

It’s on their list of things to do….right now a sassy comeback is more than satisfactory. If they are royally pissed off they might try to ruin their enemy’s social standing but only stick with it for like… 4 days.

INTP

Hypothetically plotting revenge because they can, but has no enemies and no motivation to actually do it.

ESTJ

Doesn’t wait to plot revenge, who has time for that? Pounds their enemies at the time of the offense instead.  Does, however, know precisely who their enemies are.

ISTJ

Someone was rude to them, but they’re too good to take revenge themselves.  So they ponder and make lists of reasons that person will self-destruct, then sit back and watch and wait for it to happen.  Yes, it’s been years. They’re still convinced it’ll happen eventually.

ENFP

Has decided that revenge is petty and therefore beneath them…until someone really pisses them off.  Gets a high off of finding and planning a punishment that this person deserves – usually public humiliation where people find out how nasty their enemy is inside. 50/50 chance of them actually executing the plan in its full form, but manages to badmouth the offender to at least a few people before they cool down.

INFP

Oh yes indeed, they have plotted and executed revenge, and it was oh so sweet at the time. They felt totally vindicated.  However, now they have to live with overwhelming guilt at the thought that this person could have been redeemed….(in reality all they did was throw their hated coworkers sandwich in the trash).

ESTP

YES! REVENGE! That sounds awesome! Now everyone do as I say! Wait, where are you going? Probably just ends up punching the enemy in the face.

ISTP

Has a sneaky (and practical) murder plan in their head, and enjoys joking about the concept.  In reality just avoids everyone they don’t like, so they don’t have enemies.

ENFJ

Is very angry and wants to see this person suffer. Gathers friends or minions to support their plan, acts too quickly, their plan backfires, and they retreat with their tail between their legs.  Blames themselves later.

INFJ

Perfectly content to imagine their enemy burning in hell, in glorious detail.  Cools down a week later and suddenly feels guilty about enjoying their revenge daydream so much. No one knows.

ESFP

Makes an admirable effort, but they try to pull off too much by themselves.  Everything falls apart and they end up losing their cool and maniacally screaming and sobbing in their enemy’s face.  

ISFP

Doesn’t need to plot anything; they believe in karma, bitch.

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MBTI Types as Enzymes (and Proteins)

ISFJ - Ferritin, stores iron in red blood cells to help maintain eurythropoiesis

ESFJ - G-actin, makes up the cytoskeleton and gives support to the cell

ISTJ - Centriole, required in the process of mitosis

ISTP - Autolysin, breaks down tissue from where it was produced and therefore preparing cell for mitosis (specific to bacteria)

ESTP - Myosin, transports vesicles through the cytoskeleton

ISFP - DNA polymerase II, replicates and repairs DNA in prokaryotes

ESFP - Pol α, essential to the replication of DNA in eukaryotes

ESTJ - Hemoglobin, what facillitates the transport of O2 to cells for cellular respiration

ENTJ - aPKC, an enzyme that directs what type of cell a stem cell should differentiate into.

INTJ - NgAgo, an enzyme capable of editing the genome of any given organism

INTP - Mst3b, important to the regeneration of axons and other nerve fibers

ENTP - Phytase, breaks down phytic acid into minerals for the body to use (doesn’t actually digest food)

INFJ - Sucrase, the enzyme that breaks down complex sugars

INFP - Insulin, important to maintaining cellular respiration by facillitating transport of glucose through cell membranes

ENFJ - Nmnat, an enzyme important to the maintenance of nerve fibers and neuroprotection

ENFP - Pectinase, breaks down pectin from fruit

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MBTI AS MEAN GIRLS QUOTES

ENFJ: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help that I’m popular.

ESTP: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?

ISFP: That is so fetch!

ISFJ: Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die.

INFP: Everyone in Africa can read Swedish

ENTJ: That’s against the rules and you can’t sit with us

ENFP: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

ENTP: Boo, you whore

INFJ: My breasts can tell when its gonna rain

ISTP: On Wednesdays we wear pink!

INTJ: Somebody should just stab Caesar

ISTJ: Oh my God, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!

ESFJ: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!

ESTJ: Get in loser, we’re going shopping

ESFP: I’m a mouse, duh!

INTP: Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.