everyone can just call me King!! profile pic: @Artdrei_14 on Twitter huge fan of Achievement Hunter, Hermitcraft, and dsmp just want to spread self care and talk about what I love about AH and Minecraft (which mostly just consists of Fiona Nova, Matt Bragg, and hermitcraft tbh)
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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit
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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.
#all my coworkers now saying slay#and “I love that for you#my 40 yr old coworker now says#doing X for the teehee hahas
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please
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