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I'm so proud of you all. I see so many anons saying they have never seen this type of press so much for someone's "marriage" over and over.

You are correct. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

When a celebrity is truly private (Chris is probably one of the most private in the business for his career of his private life). They will speak organically about a relationship. It will look natural . We have seen him do it with Jenny ffs. They will mention the partner BY NAME in press of interviews in comparison to something their character does. Maybe they will be seen out and about with a partner before a film, this drives up the publicity for that actor, THAT is normal.

However, when it's promoting a film you may reference your relationship in some way, but you won't plant and insert things about said person. In turn you won't see a dozen articles reminding everyone of the SAME info we've seen since 2022.

Asking him how he proposed for this press makes no sense. I know the movie has a wedding in it, but proposals are way before a wedding. What would have made sense? "What was your favorite or least favorite thing about planning your own wedding? What did you find difficult? What was the most fun?" Stuff like that would be fine, again IF he was really married. He's not , so they picked something that was seemingly the easiest for him to lie about. Cue the stolen plot from Love Actually. And after that you wouldn't see a bunch of republished timelines of their stupid fake ass relationship, sure you'd see it about the NEW info he may have just revealed but you don't need a full ass rundown of everything they've done . Real ones speak for themselves. You don't need to be reminded of a couple SO often. When you do that it's because you're overcompensating of it because it is fake! You aren't seeing these people, there's nothing natural with them. It's all articles claiming this 'life' they have together, and again where it makes NO sense and it's all VAGUE, nothing is specific . And not only is it every 3-4 months, it's every promotion period for every fucking project since this relationship went public. And no one needs to remind people of a "Wedding" almost 2 years later, with nothing new to talk about.

There's no relationship there. Why not discuss what they're up to living wise in the HOUSE SALE articles? Nothing of a marriage or HER in them. TELLING. Yet we're bringing her up again during press for a movie.

Marketing

When you're marketing a romance film, people go see these for the fantasy of it. It's a given people have crushes on actors and actresses. It's part of the business. When audiences look at press for a film, they want to drown in the fantasy and fake plot and corny tropes. They don't want to see some actor inserting his wife and her nationality into the conversation. If you're married legitimately you live your life private and that's it. After Red One , where Chris was inserting this girl into every fucking sentence, it drove away audiences. They wanted to hear about the film, not his personal life. Again, another thing that isn't the norm with Chris. He is PRIVATE. That isn't. And again you got swarms of articles about his "wife", as if she was the main plot of the entire film. This girl is nothing in this business, no one knows who she is, you have no reason to talk about her. This time around it's way less but still you see swarms of their relationship floating. Why didn't they just speak of them during his personal articles 10 days ago? That would be NORMAL, this is not. Why are we even asking him about summer plans? (PR people will say it's a set up for something) but if he was really married why are we asking this? It's not relevant to the film.

So those of you seeing how loud this is and how excessive it is, yes that is not normal. This man is not famous enough to have this much constant press on his relationship. And the kicker? It's all the same regurgitation of every freaking staged appearance. There's nothing real, nothing deep, nothing meaningful and surely nothing romantic. Why does the public care? They don't! You don't see this with real couples. They keep it natural and do normal things together.

If the man was really married to anyone you would have seen a formal engagement announced, a real proof of a wedding that occurred and natural behavior of this man. Instead you see him still speaking single mostly unless he's prompted to again insert a "Wife" you see him also actively HIDING this ring that you all claim is so special to him, and then repeating articles of the same shit nonstop.

And don't come here with the jealousy shit and arguments like we want him. No, we're merely pointing out a private celebrity is not having this type of coverage for a MOVIE about his relationship.

And when you have an actor who is with someone problematic and unknown , you definitely don't insert them into press tours that you want to be actually SELLING a movie. You keep that shit out of it, because you don't want to bring down the movie. They're not some big name to boost it, she's nothing to this business. That's YOURS , if you care about your relationship you keep it to yourself, and Chris has always done that in the past. What's that tell you? It's all right there, and so many of you get it better than his own team, be proud of that. You're smarter than them.

If it looks suspicious , it is. If you see so many inconsistencies, it's because it's made up. A DUCK IS A DUCK IS A DUCK .

QUACK QUACK mother fuckers

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Well let's unpack this..

First off I just want to point out his body language says it all. With Dakota he’s much more comfortable, being friendly, it’s giving Knives out with ADA energy. 

You want to deny that he has no comfort with that troll fake wife, then thats on you , you do you. But the body language is very night and day. He also attended the after party with DAKOTA, and yet he didn’t attend that with Alba ever, for Ghosted, or RED one either time. Nor did he even go into VF at Oscars.

As far as his ‘proposal’ story. It looked mildly rehearsed, not natural, not affectionately told, he’s more loving about dead leaves than he spoke about that. And here’s the red flag, What man practices the phrase he’s going to use to propose with on the person he’s using it for!? No surprise? No romantic set up? No details on where or when or how she reacted? No it’s all Him and his talking about ‘Portuguese’ as if it’s some fetish now. He also stole the concept of learning Portuguese from Love actually the film which is something he’s mentioned enjoying that film before. Look it up it's a plot by Colin Firth's character.

This is the same man who said the worst date ehe ever had was with a woman who couldn’t speak English well. Alba CANNOT speak English well. Sorry but she can’t. Now suddenly we’re having him claim he’s trying to speak her language? When the man couldn’t even detect the Brazilian Portuguese during the red one interview? That isn’t someone who’s been living with a Portugal Portuguese speaking spouse. You’d know the difference. 

Over a week ago, we had a sweep of Press about his Cannes absence. It spoke of his mother’s bday as the excuse for not attending. Lazy and unprofessional. However, it was all family based articles. Now why wouldn’t you talk about someone’s spouse in those? Valid question, considering this girl’s name has been inserted as his ‘wife’ into things that make no sense (Women he never dated 18 years ago for example). Wouldn’t a present day narrative about his family focus and his mother’s big birthday include his partner? You’d think so. 

Then we have the House sale. Nothing in the house articles about sharing the home with his ‘wife’ and splitting their time between x and x locations. Nothing. Just a single/solo man conversing about his home and erasing Concord off the entire history of his living the past decade. Wouldn’t you talk about him since ‘being married’ they are splitting their time between here and here? Another logical topic to talk about someone’s partner. 

Once again though, this girl is inserted only into a topic surrounding a MOVIE. She’s not present at said event and the reporter doesn’t even follow up his proposal story with asking where his ‘wife’ is? Suspicious. 

Look at him during that story, he’s not confident, he’s not proud, he’s not gushing, it’s flat and non emotive. Why wasn’t his supposed fiancé wearing a ring ever after this proposal? Why was he the first actor to never announce an engagement or show a proof of a wedding (when supposedly there was two). And don’t say privacy as your excuse, the privacy definition vanished out the window Feb 2023, and everything that followed. Private is not the same as secret and pushing into “movie promo”. Look at other couples, they don’t do this shit for their films, every single time. A supposed actress who isn’t even in Hollywood wouldn’t be this talked about no matter whom she may have married. 

Looking at the bigger picture here, the narrative really only repeats itself. Notice how it’s never moving forward? It’s the same repeating and regurgitation of things said since 2022/2023. You don’t need to remind people you’re ‘married’ like this every film one of you does. That shows that the relationship is not built on anything real or genuine . It’s transactional. 

The rest of the narrative is implying that this man brought over a young woman to just be his basement partner and not have a LIFE here. Why isn’t she ever seen with Ana Luisa ? (Who is here part time) , What about Amanda? Who lives in LA. What about Mark? What about Nichelle, what about Chris’s family and friends? Why is this girl hidden away like a dark secret? Why is she only ever seen with HER friends in Portugal? 

And with Chris, why don’t we ever see this man with his family anymore? What about the beloved dog? 

Also think about how he behaves around her. There is no affection, no looks, no conversation, no comfort with each other. He doesn’t style her with his own glam team , she’s always in old clothing yet he’s wearing a million bucks. His exes got his glam team, even his friends did. Wouldn’t you think a spouse would be getting your treatment for events they’re attending with you? Not hand me downs and sale racks? They’re a reflection of you. 

Ask yourselves these questions, because none of that makes sense. You’re erasing a narrative from places that it makes sense to discuss a partner and inserting that partner into movie promotion like it’s just a prop and something you don’t care about. 

In conclusion , no it’s not real, nothing about this suggests it is a genuine love story with a foundation with two willing people. It looks like a transactional creepy mail order bride story from Lifetime. 

You can all believe what you want, I knew she wasn't going to be there, and you don't like my opinion I don't care, I know you all are gonna screen shot away and do your boring mocking because your life depends on it.

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Wedding pics?!!….after three years and even after whatever magazine it was with the 2023 wedding list not adding him, but making a separate article with him and four other guys from the actual list, like come the hell on people!!

Let me break this down for team real because I’m sick of this shitfest and the “happy couple” bs narrative.

So they are either saying Chris ain’t shit and is a terrible husband because if this were legit, which it isn’t….

Chris could have just posted a pic of them on his IG grid, comments off.

He could’ve introduced the relationship in the people Sexiest Man Alive article, yet he had his MOM AND FEMALE BFF there.

We would have found out about her after they privately married and no fan nor anyone online would’ve known a damn thing until HE chose to share.

None of this bullshit would be happening, but it’s fake that’s why all this crap happened.

So based on their logic, if this is real it means he doesn’t give a rat ass about that girl that he stays embarrassing them and has people believing he’s not actually married. You see how quick he responds to things when people call him out online (Cannes, the bomb pic, etc), yet He stays disrespecting her ,literally stood in line next to her and eyed every woman in the proximity except his wife. Only interacted with her once he noticed the camera before that, like are you serious.

This man has a loose ass ring on his finger, is fidgety asf, his entire demeanor changed for the worse, yet when he’s semi comfortable his old self comes out a bit. This man literally interacted online with her by sending an emoji that means EMBARRASSED 🫠.

And the big kicker is that they continuously fail to realize, is …..if this girl had any and I mean any ammo, from this being real or her actually having an inkling of power, don’t they think she would have tried to one up the fandom by now.

She would have shared a private pic, had this man sleep in bed, shared her wedding pics, etc just to gloat and shut people up like so many from team real are trying to do on her behalf. It’s pathetic and laughable at this rate.

Of this were legit, there’d be NOTHING to prove, yet they are still trying to do false sightings.

I’m tired, Chris and team better end this shit soon, so I can see this damn movie, I want to support Celine and I don’t want any bullshit ruining this for her nor Pedro!

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Maybe this is just me, but I am looking at these new pictures and all I can see is that he lost his spark. His eyes seem to be empty or sad, IDK. He looks nice, but it is just not the same energy he used to radiate. I understand he is older, people change, but I am just not sure if this is only because of this. It is quite sad, really- I used to watch him and he would put a smile on my face, he was as funny and charming. His smile and laugh now often seem to be forced and it seems like he’d rather be somewhere else. Maybe it is just because he was put next to Pedro who- for me- has a lot of charisma. Chris used to be like this, magnetizing.

No, you are definitely right about everything you've said. He's changed a lot. He used to be so much happier and livelier. Something definitely feels off, and it started with this whole shitshow. And whether people want to admit it or not, it's the truth. There are couples out there (like Aaron and Sam) who get much more hate but look nothing like Chris and Alba. I sincerely hope that one day we will witness him returning to his former self.

And it very well could be that we are looking at him differently as well. Like, I don't believe this is real, but I kind of perceive him not as how I used to. He used to be my go-to comfort person, but this drama kind of changed everything for me. It's kind of hard to explain, but when I look at him, I don't see the same guy who I saw when I looked at him even at the very beginning of 2022. So maybe that's another reason, next to him looking sadder, why we see him differently.

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Maybe this is just me, but I am looking at these new pictures and all I can see is that he lost his spark. His eyes seem to be empty or sad, IDK. He looks nice, but it is just not the same energy he used to radiate. I understand he is older, people change, but I am just not sure if this is only because of this. It is quite sad, really- I used to watch him and he would put a smile on my face, he was as funny and charming. His smile and laugh now often seem to be forced and it seems like he’d rather be somewhere else. Maybe it is just because he was put next to Pedro who- for me- has a lot of charisma. Chris used to be like this, magnetizing.

No, you are definitely right about everything you've said. He's changed a lot. He used to be so much happier and livelier. Something definitely feels off, and it started with this whole shitshow. And whether people want to admit it or not, it's the truth. There are couples out there (like Aaron and Sam) who get much more hate but look nothing like Chris and Alba. I sincerely hope that one day we will witness him returning to his former self.

And it very well could be that we are looking at him differently as well. Like, I don't believe this is real, but I kind of perceive him not as how I used to. He used to be my go-to comfort person, but this drama kind of changed everything for me. It's kind of hard to explain, but when I look at him, I don't see the same guy who I saw when I looked at him even at the very beginning of 2022. So maybe that's another reason, next to him looking sadder, why we see him differently.

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Chris Evans’ Noticeable Absence from Cannes: A Personal Choice or Strategic Decision?

As Honey, Don’t made its grand debut at the Cannes Film Festival, one thing did not go unnoticed: Chris Evans was absent. For a lead actor expected to make his first Cannes appearance, the absence raises quite a few questions.

In recent days, rumors have been circulating that festival organizers may have received formal letters regarding Alba’s behavior. The reports, allegedly unflattering, might have led the festival to quietly sideline Chris Evans in an effort to avoid potential controversy. Perhaps a precautionary measure to protect the festival’s image.

Whether any official explanation will be given remains to be seen… or perhaps the silence already says enough.

#Chris Evans #Cannes Film Festival # France

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Not to be shady, but looking at the new promo pics… yikes. Why does Chris highkey look washed next to Pedro? Like, Pedro's 50 and is aging like fine wine. He has a strong aura, sharp presence, still got it. Meanwhile, Chris is pushing 44 and looking 10 years older in a rough, tired kind of way. The Botox isn’t helping either. It’s giving stiff and checked out. 💀

Drugs and self sabotage.

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

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Hi Blea, I want to share a thought with you and I've noticed that you share different opinions and with respect. I've read blogs talking about the girl being in PT with friends and recently with a former castmate and treating it as if it were something wonderful that everything was over, but people must have short memories, because this has happened before, she went on a trip with her friends to France right on Valentine's Day and Chris showed up alone with Dodger at home and a short time later they were together at VF. She also went to Lana's show in PT with friends, and Chris went to a friend's bar, so I don't think her being in PT with friends is an indication of anything, It's just a thought, and I can't wait for this to all end, I can't stand reading about this whore PT anymore 😊. Have a good weekend, Blea! 🥰//

Happy Saturday perhaps I can be of some help here

February 2024 was vastly different. They were still being pushed in articles and the only distance was her France Trip with friends and him in Mass. They were both under the impression it was over. VF was because of her visa coming through and he was informed that would be the last appearance, of course a lie from the big bad wolf.

This time around is very different. Google AI is pulling from somewhere that he is single and is backpedaling the entire thing and saying they are split and it's over. Articles are erasing her in past exes things with other people where she was inserted there previously. That is because the break up article is written and uploaded already onto a server. Yes I have seen parts of it. It is true.

She has been placed now at multiple events with her friends and clearly pushing towards an independent narrative. He is pushing films and trying to market away from this nonsense and that is what you Call a PR pivot.

His ring was also off for that Materialists press and it was pushed into the public intentionally to plant that seed. Those videos clearly have been made. They have had no mentions this time around in articles. What you're seeing is a slow erasure of a terrible stunt with as limited drama as they can do. This is very different.

I think it would do people well to stop looking at past times and look at the whole picture in front of them. PR has an end. This has been over 3 years of nonsense and you have to remember these humans have to live their lives at some point and not be faking this , especially given the current state in this country and how borders are not as simple here now. You cannot just hop her over like 2 years ago . If this was going to continue she would have a loaned Cartier ring again at that event the other night and she doesn't. There is no indication this time that something is amiss. Do I have the contract? No I don't, but this time is very different.

I think people need to start realizing that this type of thing has to end. You've been ramping up distance for over 4 months and his recent picture found from December also poked holes in their holiday narrative. Everything comes out eventually. He has films coming up that cannot be tied to this nonsense because of the backers and actors in them, who don't need or want a PR scandal woven into it.

It's moving in the right direction, and just because you can't see everything loud and in your face like before , does not mean it's not .

Former CAA anon

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i love to remind that Mama Evans liked a comment on Chris' post saying 'why are u defending a rac!st' about alba 💀 cause fans never have a proper answer to the question

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✨ Quick Long Rant ✨

So I was just scrolling through the Chris Evans Reddit page cuz I was trying to relive or revisit some of Chris’ old Instagram posts (the ones he deleted). You know, the piano clips, the dog pics, the normal, human stuff. And wow… the delusion on that app is actually insane. Someone in the thread genuinely asked why he did this — why he deleted everything and disappeared — and immediately the blind stans started flooding in. Some of the comments in that thread are so blindly supportive it’s like they’ve been brainwashed into seeing only what they want to see. It’s crazy how some people can’t even acknowledge the obvious shifts in his behavior and just blindly defend everything. Like, how do you not see through the facade? It's frustrating and honestly a little sad.

Chris used to share casual, human content, piano clips, goofy selfies, little glimpses into his life that felt authentic. Now? Everything personal is wiped. What’s left are cold, polished work posts with zero personality. People act like that’s just “normal,” but come on, it screams image control. It’s distancing. It’s guarded. Maybe it’s not that he changed, but that he’s choosing to show a more curated, emotionally distant version of himself now. And yeah, that feels off.

What’s worse is how people on Reddit infantilize this man like he’s some helpless, sensitive soul being “bullied” by fans for… checks notes… reacting poorly to valid criticism about this shitshow? Please. They twist the narrative so hard just to defend anything he does, even if it clearly reeks of insecurity and brand management. They blame the 'crazy fans' for everything. “Oh, he deleted his posts because fans are so mean.” No, maybe — just maybe — he can’t handle being held accountable.

What’s even more ridiculous is how some Redditors are saying that fans are the reason his past relationships didn’t work out. Seriously? Some people genuinely believe that the reason Chris’ past relationships failed is because of fan backlash? It’s wild. If anything, his constant need to curate, control, and run away from criticism probably played a bigger role. Not everything is the fandom's fault. Maybe he is the problem in some of his past relationships too. Ever think about that? It’s always the same pattern where people refuse to acknowledge the possibility that maybe Chris himself is part of the issue, and not just the 'crazy fans'.

They love saying “it’s because fans are mean to Alba.” And I’m over here like: okay?? You’re telling me the reason a 43 year old man with two decades in the industry can’t handle Instagram is because people don’t like his supposed wife? Then what happened to all his actual exes who also got criticism, yet he didn’t deactivate or erase his online self for them?

And don’t even get me started on one of them who brought up LSA, saying, “It’s horrible what they say about Alba over there.” Okay? But if you were actually there, then you must have seen all the receipts. The screenshots. The problematic stuff. Her friends’ behavior. All of it. And yet you’re still turning a blind eye and acting like people are just making it up? That’s not critical thinking. That’s straight-up willful ignorance.

These blind stans will literally ignore receipts, screenshots, timelines, and the problematic behavior from the person he's linked to, and still say “let them be happy.” As if we’re not allowed to question the public image being fed to us. Meanwhile, celebs like Henry Cavill and Aaron Taylor-Johnson also received some sort of backlash and still own their lives online. Henry even received some negative comments about his girlfriend, but he stood his ground and wrote that long ass IG post defending her. Aaron’s wife gets whacked constantly (and yeah, I don’t like that relationship either), but he doesn’t flinch. He just keeps posting like nothing. They don’t run and hide or scrub their pages clean. They stand in it unlike Chris, whose loud insecurity is showing every time he withdraws instead of defending his so-called “wife.” If the comments really bothered him that much, then turn that shit off. Simple.

So yeah, I might be petty, but when this shitshow ends (because it will), I’m gonna be the one laughing while these blind stans try to pretend like they never defended it in the first place. This app and LSA might have some unhinged people, but at least folks here and there aren’t afraid to call out bullshit when they see it.

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