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#happy halloween, don't forget to watch out for scary skele'ons

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whats up guys i remembered i had a personal blog hiii

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imagine kim at brunch with her friends next week like "you know that guy i was seeing? yeah so turns out he was only interested because i look like his dead wife." and her friends are like oh my god are you oka--

"so i changed my hair to look like hers and showed up at his house unannounced to make him say all the things he never got to say--"

and her friends just reach for their mimosas like jesus christ kim it's always fucking something with you

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can i interest u in my pookie? my silly little fella?

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even a scrooge can find himself joyful on christmas

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OOF i need a nap when i get home <-(says the person who will most likely not nap when they get home)

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I’m rockin with bucktommy 🚒 x 🚁❤️

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hi guys as you can tell by my most recent post the hot firefighter show has me in emotional distress

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❝ what the hell was i thinking? to deserve a second chance like this. ❞

psd credit in the source link

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the worst women u know

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how many twin screencaps can i draw from that 1 photo set. thank u chrliekclly for your service I lov u <3

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currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

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dad taking selfies for his dating profile ....... God i love him

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Scruffy Roy Supremacy

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you just know they have the most boring apartments ever. plain grey walls, expensive white sheets, nothing in the fridge and no personality of any kind.

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someone should stop them.

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he is only three apples tall !!!!!! proof. look at him !!!!!