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texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

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This Is Us (2016 ⎯ ) Season 4, Episode 1: “Strangers”

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hestia !

  ❛   i'd  reckon  they  thought  everyone  could  focus  more  withou’  .  but  who  wants  ’ta  focus  on  the  death  ,  aye    ?   ❜    hestia  replied  .  she’d  never  dealt  well  with  death  ,  even  the  deaths  of  those  she  wasn’t  so  fond  of  -  and  alcohol  always  was  needed  to  get  though  it  .  ❛   i'll  take  a  firewhiskey  if  you’re  offerin’  ,  ta.    ❜  

maxine !

❝  dearest stranger, i couldn’t have said it better myself.  if anything, i’d rather enjoy doing just the opposite and focusing on life and gloss over the whole departure portion of it all.  ❞  the brunette nodded along vivaciously, grateful to see she wasn’t the only one struggling with the event. on any other occasion, it might not have bothered her so deeply, however this time around the entirety of the service seemed to hit a bit close to home.  ❝ a firewhiskey it is. hell, make it two,   ❞ maxine rattled off to the bartender, throwing in a bright smile to get her in their good graces.  ❝ it’s been a hellish day.  ❞

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oz !

silence  reigned  as  he  allowed  the  shock  to  settle    ,    his  face  giving  away  every  single  detail  as  he  contemplated  what  to  say  and  what  to  do   .     oz  hated  those  moments   .   always  had   .   and  sure  he  could  fit  into  a  crowd  and  play  pretend   ,   but  he  always  preferred  to  communicate  through  quill  and  paper  .   it  was  much  easier  that  way   .   less  bullshit  to  sift  through   .     

he  was  stuck  between  two  immediate  reactions   :   to  laugh  contagiously  before  pulling  her  into  a  hug   ,   thus  ignoring  how  they  left  things  when  they  were  younger   ,    or  running  off  toward  the  exit  without  warning   ,   thus  falling  victim  to  his  own  shame   .   

even  when  he  knew  he  had  a  reason  to  act  out   ,   oz  still  considered  his  adolescent  years  to  be  something  of  an  embarrassment  .   he  was  such  a  dramatic  little  shit  .  still  was   ,   really   .

“  hi   ,  ”   he  laughed  breathlessly   ,   choosing  to  pick  the  first  reaction   (   though  with  less  severity  )  .  “  i  live  here  .   eh   ,   not  here  ,   like  in  this  bar  ,  but   …   ”   he  shook  his  head   ,   a  ghost  of  a  smile  appearing  as  a  took  a  sip  of  his  beer  .   “   y’know   ,   occasionally  i  get  thirsty   .   what  about  you   ?   last  i  heard   ,   you  were  still  living  in  france  .   ” 

maxine !

there is a very specific scene that can be found in almost all the great romance novels, right when the two protagonists meet and the writer is trying to convey the emotions that are rampaging through them. it’s often using a hyperbole, how the world stops around them, fades away into black and the two perfectly naïve characters feel like they’re the only ones in an otherwise crowded room. that notion, best left on paper within the confines of a library or bookstore, now seemed all too familiar to the brunette that was apparently still struggling to comprehend that she did in fact possess the faculties to shut her damn mouth, rather than let her jaw hang ajar in shock over the run in. 

it’s important to keep in mind that life was no romance novel and sure, now she could relate to the way her dearly beloved fictional friends felt, but she’d always imagined it would feel less... terrifying. getting caught under headlights with no tangible coherent thought in mind made her stumble through her words and all she was left to do was nod slowly and try to tame her unruly hair after a long day.  ❝   RIGHT, of course, i don’t know why i even asked, ❞ she waved off, nervous laugh in tow. silly of her to assume he’d go back to settling into the simple life they once led. in fact, she knew more about him than she even let on initially, she’d been an avid reader of his publications, in private. 

❝   oh , once school finished and dad-... well i just thought i’d see what the fuss was all about. turns out, kind of grew out of france, who would have thought?  ❞ maxine mirrored the boys actions, taking a long sip of her beverage in hopes that the liquid courage would steal the wheel and navigate her through the ordeal unscathed, though she strongly suspected the damage had already been done and she’d already successfully made a fool of herself.  ❝   so .  .  .  how have you been ? ❞

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oz !

he  was  talking  to  someone  else   .   nothing  important   ,   really   ;   scores  of  quidditch  games   ,   different  types  of  brews   .   oz  frequently  tried  to  sway  the  conversation  to  more  serious  matters   ,   but  the  drunkard  couldn’t  seem  to  handle  anything  that  required  a  more  hearty  intellect   .    so  when  the  brunette  spoke  to  him   ,   he  didn’t  really  catch  anything  she  said    .

moving  to  ask  her  to  repeat  herself   ,    he  froze   .    it  had  been  several  years   ,    give  or  take  fifteen   ,   since  he  saw  those  eyes   .   still   ,   he  recognized  them  immediately   .   “  max   ?   ”

maxine !

frankly, maxine hadn’t seen who she was offering a drink to when she spoke out. moving to great britain, her fathers home, had been an impusle decision she was still trying to wrap her mind around. it was unfamilar and unrelenting, bustling... new. and thus, lonely. a feeling max had grown quite familiar with throughout the years. so having someone say her name, recognition clear in their town, was enough to pique her curiosity. she turned, half expecting an acquaintance from home to coincidentally have stepped into the same bar on the sullen day. the eyes that stared back at her were certainly ones she recognized from home, but one she’d long since lost. 

❝  OZ ? ❞ she questioned, head tilting slowly as her eyes scanned the rest of his features. he was handsome, more than she remembered and well she’d tried very hard NOT to remember much about him for her own sake. seeing him now was like a twisted gift, a reminder of better days that were torn from her life.  ❝   uh, hi ? w-what are you doing here ? ❞

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maxine !

❝ whoever thought funerals were tolerable without alcohol was sorely mistaken. i wasn’t even close to the deceased and i definitely need a stiff one. care for anything? my treat.  ❞

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licorice wands, bertie bott's

What is something you love that most people hate ?

❝  freshly  baked  oatmeal  raisin  cookies  !  there’s  something  so  cozy  and  familiar  about  the  soft  aroma  that  takes  my  mind  to  a  fuzzy  memory  ,  frayed  at  the  edges  ,  delicate  enough  that  if  i  get  distracted  i’’ll  absolutely  miss  what  it  is  ,  but  powerful  enough  to   just  make  me  want  to  smile  .  it’s  silly  ,  just  flashes  of  a  flowing  skirt  ,  melodious  laughter  and  LOVE  .  most  likely  just  delusions  .  ❞

Are you adventurous or a homebody ?

❝   i’d  like  to  say  i’m  adventurous  ,  that  i’d  jump  at  the  chance  of  discovering  the  unknown  and  travelling  beyond  the  confines  of  this  little  life  i’ve  settled  into  .  then  i’d  really  be  my  father’s  daughter  .  but  i’m  not  sure  .  things  change  with  time  .   ❞

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1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? // 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of?

1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often ? 

a  worn  and  torn  puddlemore  jersey  that  once  belonged  to  her  father  ,  which  she’s  charmed  to  preserve  his  cologne  .  the  charm  won’t  last  forever  unfortunately  and  while  not  many  people  have  the  privilege   of  seeing  the  petite  brunette  in  her  favorite  article  of  clothing  ,  she  wears  it  to  bed   every  single  night  without  fail  . 

26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of ?

sadly  ,  the  one  thing  max  really  isn’t  great  at  is  recognizing  her  strengths  .  rather  than  taking  pride  in  how  she  is  really  good  at  making  up  potions  that  aren’t  already  printed  onto  her  school  books  ,  she  berates  herself  for  messing  up  the  instructions  laid  out  in  front  of  her  !

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9, 15, 27

9. What career did they want as a child?

HONESTLY  ?  maxine  didn’t  really  want  to  have  a  career  ,  but  rather  a  family  .  stay  at  home  mom  to  nurture  and  care  for  her  kids  .  nowadays  ,   her  future  is  shifting  . 

15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under?

let’s  go  out  on  a  limb  here  and  say   she  fits  the  ‘  final  girl  ‘  stereotype  ?

27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past?

she  collects  the  wax  seals  of  the  correspondence  she  receives  . 

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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justanotherrpmeme​:

bold which habits your muse has

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

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honeydukes-themed asks!

Acid Pops: Do you thrive on conflict, or avoid it?

Bertie Bott’s: Are you adventurous or a homebody?

Blood-Flavoured Lolly: Have you ever been stuck on someone?

Cauldron Cakes: Do you bake? If so, what was your greatest creation?

Chocolate Frog: Have you ever ghosted someone/been ghosted?

Cockroach Cluster: What signs would you say point to a bad friend?

Crystallized Pineapple: Have you ever been teacher’s pet?

Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum: What is something you’re really proud of?

Exploding BonBons: What is the angriest you’ve ever been?

Fizzing Whizzbees: Do you fight for any causes? What are they?

Liquorice Wands: What is something you love that most people hate?

Pepper Imps: How do you feel about spicy foods?

Pumpkin Pasties: When you’re sad, how do you comfort yourself?

Sugar Quills: Do you have oral fixation?

Treacle Fudge: What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you? 

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——————–CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS

1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? 2. Do they have anything in their wardrobe that they have never worn? If so, why? 3. Are they close with their family? If not, do they have a found family they are close with? 4. Do they tend to hold on to things for sentimental reasons? 5. Do they go looking for love or do they prefer for things to happen naturally? 6. What is their hygiene / makeup routine? 7. What do they do for self care? 8. What hobbies do they have, or what do they do for fun? 9. What career did they want as a child? 10. Do they have any celebrity crushes? 11. What was their first kiss like? 12. How many pets have they had throughout their life? Which was their favorite? 13. What does their bedroom look like? 14. If they had one letter or one voicemail to send to a loved one and could never speak to them again, what would they say? (sender can specify loved one or recipient can choose) 15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under? 16. Have they ever been in love? If so, with whom? 17. What piece of media influenced them the most growing up? 18. Do they have any phobias? 19. What is their dream home like? 20. Do they have any children? If so, how is their relationship? If not, would they like any? 21. Have they committed any crimes? If so, were they punished or did they get away with it? 22. What colors do they love? What colors do they hate? 23. What is their favorite food? Least favorite food? 24. Do they have any niche interests? 25. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are ashamed of? 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of? 27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past? 28. Do they spend a lot of time online? 29. Have they gone to college? What was their major? 30. Have they had any near death experiences? 31. Share a random headcanon.

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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