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❝  what am i supposed to say?  “ hey, don’t go after them. turns out, TWO OF THE THREE BLIND MICE are actually me and rich. we did a bunch of illegal hacks that we should probably go to prison for. ”  ❞         ©       NOT SPOILER FREE.    private & selective. 

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in other news: i’m legally the worst and moving arizona back to my multi! i will however be answering all the asks from here there and moving threads over, it’ll just be a Lot lower activity as my main blogs atm are @playscard & @floracaptus, and w another... Blog coming up.

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i keep my heart in a straitjacket; i lock her in a padded room and i call this protection. she has hurt herself so many times before. i call this safety, call it refuge. i do not call this freedom. freedom ends in scraped palms and bandages; freedom ends in pain.

freedom does not stop my heart from trying to claw her way out of my chest and into his hands. freedom does not stop her from hurting herself in the attempt. freedom does not save her.

my heart is too reckless for freedom, so i keep her in a straitjacket; i lock her in a padded room. i call this asylum. i call this safe.

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THE RULES OF NATURE (ink on paper) https://www.instagram.com/sunlightafterdark/?hl=en

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allanpoe‌:

we were alone outside of time so hold me close.   

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gallixie‌:

“i’m not so good at the ‘words’ thing,” says the poet. says the author. says the girl who loves words more than anything else.

“i’m not so good at the ‘words’ thing,” she says, but it’s not what she means. words are easy, woven syllables in a typed-up tapestry. truth is not as easy. emotions are not as easy.

she means to say, “i don’t know how to say this without cracking myself open.” she means to say, “i don’t know how to say this without bleeding.” she means to say, “i know exactly how to say this, but i’m scared.”

she means to say a lot of things, but all that comes out is:

“i’m not so good at the ‘words’ thing.” and she doesn’t mean it.

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TEN RANDOM SONGS ft. random lyrics sentence starters !

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense etc.   violence mention, some sexual themes present.

“ hang up the towel, move on, and just quit. ”

“ silly boys can’t tame me. ”

“ i’m in love with the price tag. ”

“ you’re just a silly boy. ”

“ my money is killin’. ”

“ i’m too smart for all that. ”

“ never gonna be your wife. ”

“ listen to my heart. ”

“ hide our love away. ”

“ i can see you through these dark days. ”

“ our love will see us through these dark, dark days. ”

“ all the feelings i’ve got for you can’t be explained. ”

“ you keep on asking me the same questions. ”

“ why? ”

“ it’s like i’m powerful with a little bit of tender. ” 

“ but no one does it better. ”

“ there’s nothing better. ”

“ that’s just the way you make me feel. ”

“ mess me up. ”

“ all i wanna be is everything. ”

“ everything at once. ”

“ i am a creature of habit. ”

“ i must be crazy to want this. ”

“ i’m prone to ruin the good things. ”

“ but with you it’s different. ”

“ i need some distance. ”

“ don’t let the bastards get you down. ”

“ don’t let the assholes wear you out. ”

“ don’t let the mean girls take the crown. ”

“ don’t let the scumbags screw you around. ”

“ you smashed a plate over my head. ”

“ a kiss with a fist is better than none. ”

“ i broke your jaw once before. ”

“ you broke my leg in return. ”

“ just another way to prove i love you. ”

“ we both know i could learn a thing or two. ”

“ i love you. ”

“ i’ll walk alone down a different street. ”

“ i’ll lay back in a chair and find a way. ”

“ here comes another broken heart. ”

“ we’re oddly getting used to this aren’t we? ”

“ i’m contemplating giving in. ”

“ i don’t know if i’m lovable. ”

“ i don’t know my own worth. ”

“ these rooms have a hint of asbestos. ”

“ and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde. ”

“ what a wonderful caricature of intimacy. ” 

“ it’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses. ”

“ and a few more of your least favourite things. ”

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‘i shuffled ten random songs on my spotify and here’s some lyrics from them’ sentence starters

feel free to edit for pronouns/to fit better. some minor nsfw + alcohol / drug themes.

“if you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore.”

“they’ll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one.”

“you’re damned if you do.”

“kiss lots of girls if that’s something you’re into.”

“roll up the joint.”

“if you don’t go to church, you’ll go to hell.”

“love who you love.”

“it’s not what i’m used to.”

“i kissed a girl, and i liked it.”

“it felt so wrong.”

“it felt so right.”

“i don’t even know your name.”

“i can’t take them on my own.”

“i am on the run and go.”

“you’ll have to watch me struggle.”

“i hear them coming down the hall.”

“tonight, i’ll need you to stay.”

“you’ll see things in a different way.”

“don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.”

“all i want is to see you smile.”

“i never meant any harm to you.”

“they encourage your complete cooperation.”

“i can’t control myself because i don’t know how.”

“it’s really quite alarming.”

“i’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.”

“they don’t know what i go through.”

“i’m laughing on the outside.”

“i’m crying on the inside.”

“i’m still in love with you.”

“can’t we make up?”

“do you hear me?”

“i’m talking to you.”

“i feel your whisper across the sea.”

“i’m lucky i’m in love with my best friend.”

“i wish we had one more kiss.”

“i’ll put a flower in your hair.”

“somebody misses you when you’re away.”

“somebody loves you.”

“i’m around when your head is heavy.”

“i care that you feel at home.”

“i know that you feel alone.”

“does the pain feel better when i’m around?”

“i won’t be long.”

“i got all i need.”

“i ain’t got cash, but i got you, baby.”

“i don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight.”

“time is fleeting.”

“madness takes its toll.”

“the blackness would hit me.”

“it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.”

“it’s so dreamy.”

“you’re spaced out on sensation.”

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LYRIC STARTERS FROM SONGS ON MY APPLE MUSIC. 

cw:   substance abuse, death mention, sexual mentions

. change pronouns to fit, etc.

someday, somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.

hold on for one more day.

you’re  broken down and tired.

i’ll rise up in spite of the ache. 

you don’t know who you love until you’re lost.

the drugs will only hide it.

but the way you’ve been going, you’ll be in an early grave.

little do you know i’m trying to pick myself up piece by piece.

i’m held captive by the hole inside.

i need a little more time.

i think i’ll start it over.

dear, you look so lost.

to miss it, it would be tragic.

you say you want a bad bitch, now you have it.

i can handle things - like i wish you would.

you say you wanted me, but you’re sleeping with him.

i left a mark on your neck.

i make it better when you’re feeling lonely.

he’ll never love you like me.

give me love.

lately i’ve been waking up alone.

stuck in her day dream.

it’s too cold outside for angels to fly.

trust me, i’ll give it a chance.

your love was handmade for somebody like me.

she’s the sweetest thing that i know.

we’re in love, aren’t we?

you know, hearts don’t break around here.

i’ve got to save myself.

they just left me on the shelf.

trying to play it coy, trying to make it disappear.

you’re taking up a fraction of my mind.

i’m trying not to think about you.

guess i’m a bad liar.

i’m afraid to be lonely.

it’s harder than i thought to tell the truth.

hold me close, and i won’t leave.

so much to say but i don’t speak.

don’t know where the time went.

stuck in the wrong mindset.

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM PINNED MESSAGES IN ONE OF MY DISCORD SERVERS.

feel free to edit for pronouns/to fit better.  strong language. nsfw themes. (lowkey).

“ i love girls ”

“ this is my cousin ________ and her boyfriend _____. ”

“ he must leave, we have a strict no fuckboy policy. ”

“ you know this, come on. ”

“ is that the one that looks blue, yellow, and pink mom the outside? ”

“  hold on can’t get ur messages i’m descending into hell as we speak. ”

“ in the car? smochin. ”

“ STOP. ”

“ i’ll stop when you stop being so extra. boy bye. ”

“ i love me party. ”

“ her legs????? ”

“ nice bus betty. ”

“ _______ was a mistake. ”

“ alright edgelord. ”

“ yeet him across the fucking universe. ”

“ babe come look at this knife i made. ”

“ why can’t things be simple i don’t want to have to think about things. ”

“ apostrophe what are you doing there. ”

“ ________ you useless lesbian. ”

“ sordy pal. ”

“ but everyone who knows about Gay Hands™ needs to know that my hands are Gay™ ”

“ blesa. ”

“ bit mooed. ”

“ listen, ______ went through this grimdark phase. ”

“ shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch. ”

“ the only fucks i give are with my fingers. ”

“ _____ is gay and so am i! ”

“ HOOD LICK. ”

“ you stop that. ”

“ ____ writers don’t interact. ”

“ I LOVR COLOURPO0. ”

“ nahy. ”

“ you were just blatantly flirting. ”

“ prove it bitch. ”

“ quilty. ”

“ yote. ”

“ am i a fucking furry? ”

“ damn gay she is. ”

“ soft girls who love each other. ”

“ dino-mite pals. ”

“ i’ve never slept with another woman. ”

“ cool i’m going to ruin you for other women forever anyway. ”

“ superman wouldn’t do this. ”

“ kal el is a punk bitch. ”

“ woof woof miss mcgrath. ”

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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astcriism‌:

“To this day I blame myself.”

— (via yoursixwordstory)

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CALLIOPE ; 

IT WAS A CUTE STORY.    the sweet version of a child bride and callie was happy she’d asked,  that was until she told her about her real first kiss.  her first real kiss who she was still friends with,   who was now probably a super hot neurosurgeon.   suddenly,   less happy she’d asked.   “   that’s…  cute.   and  SO NICE  that you two are still friends !  ”   she tried,  flashing her a bright smile she hoped was more convincing than her shaky attempt not to seem bothered.  she didn’t have any reason to be bothered,   right ?   if there was still anything there then she’d be with her right ?  it was fine.   callie was friends with some of her exes too,   it was normal. 

           UH-OH! YOU KNOW THAT TONE, HEARD IT BEFORE    and as hot as it might be that your wife is jealous of an ex, you need her to know there’s really no reason for her to worry.  “ oh, calliope, ”  your voice soft as you take her hand, press a kiss to her cheek,  “ there is,”  her jaw,  “ absolutely, ”  the corner of her mouth,  “ nothing that you need to worry about with odette. ”  there’s a smile on your face as you look up at her,  “ i love you. not her, not anyone else, THERE’S ONLY YOU. okay? ”

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LESBIAN THIRST TRAP / A DISCORD SERVER STARTERS.cw for sexual themes & strong language, change names/pronouns as needed.

“ yih ”

“ i looked up the ingredients to that pussy oil and i think they’re selling the ingredients to make good pussy. ”

“ update: i was gonna buy the pussy oil and it’s wholesale only so the order minimum is $130 who wants to chip in. ”

“ i’m the lesbian crying after aggressive scissoring. ”

“ i’m the one staring into the camera as i slowly reveal my titty. ”

“ i’m the lesbian crying for no reason. ”

“ eating pussy is the only ethical form of consumption under late capitalism. ”

-blows a kiss to the sky- 

“ for our lesbian alien. ”

“ a new brain cell, discovered. ”

“ god i love lesbians. ”

“ my cousin asked for crocs for christmas and i’m like hmm. gotta be disowned. ”

“ honestly i’d be that bitch and wear bright pink crocs and socks for the aesthetic. ”

“ the straps help you go faster. ”

“ she called the straps adventure straps. ”

“ that’s also the strap so you don’t slip while having sex in your crocs. ”

“  the strap in strap on refers to crocs. ”

“ they made crocs with little strap ons on top of them. ”

“  awe dady sappho thinks we’re all sane. ”

“ don’t yikes my food. ”

“  you were today years old when u learned you could buy a mango u can shut ur mouth forever. ”

“  i may know nothing about mangos, but i have slightly limited knowledge about the specific naming layout of three (3) whole university systems. ” 

“ character development for me is me realizing maybe im not a useless bottom. ”

“ ope. ”

“ pull the trigger piglet. ”

“  lesbians at denny’s has had a glo up to lesbians at the bowling alley. ”

“  I literally never know what’s going on with my uterus and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. ”

“ i feel like amelia is that one person to really love puppies, get vaguely told what a furry is, and automatically think she’s a furry because she almost wanted to be a vet once in her life. ”

“  lexie grey is a nutcracker bc she broke mark sloan’s penis that one time. ”

“  i just wanted the strap. ”

“ and like he’s right but he’s not supposed to say it. ”

“ sir, that’s my emotional support tennis ball. ”

“ i’m gonna get emma funny drag mr tattooed to my forehead. ”

“ keep your foot away from the pussy pleathe. ”

“ CONGTAS. ”

“ bring out the jnifie. ”

“ i trout and faiked. ”

“  motivational speaker voice: u should stan yourself. ”

“  unless u count eatin pussy as ‘the arts.’ ”

“  my lesbian heart just palpitated. ”

“ I’M GAY. ”

“ die. ”

“ i thought ‘foreplay’ was ‘floorplay’ for an embarrassingly long time because i had only heard of it once on tv. ”

“ how polite of him. ”

“ how wrong of him. ”

“ lmpo. laugh my pussy out. ”

“ CONGRAYS. ”

“ ur so fuxkin valid. ”

“ hi gay, hi kylie, i’m dad. ”

“ hewwo wesbians uwu. ”

“ that’s what sappho would want. ”

“ florida’s not a real state so they don’t have real food. ”

“ spoiler of the century. ”

“ bottom on main. ”

“ spoiler alert it’s called being gay. ”

“ i think all lesbians can do whatever they want. ”

“ nala is a disney princess, prove me wrong. ”

“ l is for the way you look at me. p is for the puuuuusssssyyyy. ”

“ listne. ”

“ chicken little did more for the post-apocalytpic genre than hunger games did. ”

“ dom me. ”

“ IN THIS 2019 WE OWN OUR SHIT AND TELL OUR FRIENDS WE LOVE THEM. ”

“ BIG GAY DINNER. ”

“ i want some kylie pie. ”

“ clowns are banned. ”

“ OH NO I DELETED IT. ”

“ lesbian hivemind. ”

“ oh right the cult. the cult for sappho. the cult specifically chosen to honor sappho. sappho’s cult. ”

“ terfs aren’t radical anything they’re just bad people. ”

“ like a lesbian cow who agrees. ”

“ DON’T SING SANTA BABY IF YOU’RE NOT FULLY COMMITTED TO FUCKING SANTA. ”

“ i’m not a lesbian i’m a pillow princess. ”

“ just because you have a bottom friend doesn’t mean you can’t be bottomphobic. ”

“ i love bottoms. would love to top one some day. ”

“ at least these bottoms can go to the mango store for you. ”