mcdonalds-dave

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we the beef will promise you freedom and possibly a cure if you will hand over your rights to this blog and cease all information about our meats

I would sooner rip out my eyes than ever surrender to your kind

[mcdonalds-dave]

It’s been thirty years but I still remember like it was just last week. I was only sixteen, but the military didn’t care. All they cared was having soldiers to fight for them even if most of were killed or otherwise unable to fight. I was on the plane, wearing green camp gear, night vision goggles, and a parachute. I was given details on the mission but didn’t pay attention to them. If only I did. Maybe the world wouldn’t have been a hellscape infested with them. I was deployed into a jungle believed to have been a training camp for the beef. I still remember finding the only other survivor of the invasion. When I got to the location with my team we were all confused as to why there were no signs of enemy activity. But then I saw it. Out of the corner of my eye I could make out the outline of a beef soldier holding a rifle. I tried to warn them but they didn’t listen. The only thing I remember about the aftermath is shouting “THEIR IN THE TREES!” And jumping in the way of a bullet that would have otherwise killed my best and only friend. That’s why I will gladly serve this country again if I have to. In case the beef ever come back. That way I can be there to send them back to hell where they belong.

[mcdonalds-dave]

The price is negotiable. How much would you like for the blog?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED JUST SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR? I SERVED IN THE MARINE CORPS FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AND YOU THINK IM GOING TO LET YOU TAKE THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT FROM WHEN THEY INVADED?

[mcdonalds-dave]

I would like to buy your blog. I am very serious about this offer. I am offering $5 usd, I do have the funds. I will be awaiting your response.

I DIDNT GO TO WAR JUST TO BE OFFERED FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS FOR MY BLOG! DO YOU REALLY THINK I WAS DEPLOYED INTO LANDS TAKEN BY THE BEEF JUST SO I COULD BE OFFERED FIVE GODDAMN DOLARS FOR MY BLOG?

[mcdonalds-dave]

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nice, an among us game

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https://discord.gg/7RcHU3MV please join my discord server

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Little paws

38.1187° N, 86.9158° W

Look for Thunderbird

[mcdonalds-dave]

Hit it! Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!) Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants! Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants- Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!) Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants! (Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!) Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants! Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants! Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!) Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!) Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!) Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka) Everybody! Buckle your pants! But if you don't want to (NO!) That's fine (WRONG!) Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants or your pants will fall to the ground! Buckle your pants! (Hey-yeah-ay) Just buckle them babies nice and tight please Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants! A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants! A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants (Myahh) Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants! A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants BUCKLE YOUR PANTS, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BUCK BLRLLRLRRLRLRLR (MYAH! YAH!)

THE B E E F SHALL COME FOR YOU FIRST

38.1187° N, 86.9158° W look for thunderbird

[mcdonalds-dave]

38.1187° N, 86.9158° W

Go to these coordinates

Look for the Thunderbird

[mcdonalds-dave]

I send ask????

No

[mcdonalds-dave]

It’s been 200 years since the war against the beef. I have seen friends and family turn into beef before my very eyes. Only I remain. It is time to finish what we started and purge the world of the beef forever. I look in the mirror and see that I am beef. I have already failed. Goodbye, Stephanie. I will never forget you. Son, no, Dillan, I will always be disappointed in you.

Dave 2306-2377. The beef took him. he. was too young

[mcdonalds-dave]

What

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My final message

I’m back from fighting the beef but I don’t think I can go on any longer knowing that everyone that I know and love has been turned to beef. I can’t recognize my own kids. My wife can’t even say my name but I know deep down that she still loves me. Goodbye

[mcdonalds-dave]

My powers grow stronger everyday. Soon I will have full control over the passage of time itself.

[mcdonalds-dave]

I’ve been seeing more things turn into beef today. This may be a symptom of becoming beef

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TOMORROW

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TWO DAYS