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[mcfazbenders]

"See? theres one of the three."

Do you know how many of us Matthews can fit in this establishment? Asking for... research...

"considering we have, like, THREE, i don't think we NEED to fit more."

[mcfazbenders]

"WE DO NOT NEED MORE."

Do you know how many of us Matthews can fit in this establishment? Asking for... research...

"considering we have, like, THREE, i don't think we NEED to fit more."

[mcfazbenders]

Do you know how many of us Matthews can fit in this establishment? Asking for... research...

"considering we have, like, THREE, i don't think we NEED to fit more."

[mcfazbenders]

Hey, the creature version of me is trying to nest in the freezer.

-Phone Matt

"UH. pspspspspsp there's mcfazsauce OUUUT of the freezer,,"

[mcfazbenders]

STEVEN DAD. all of my other dads are mean to me (/silly ofc love ya guys :3 /p) why are you the nicest one ☹️

[@the-flys-buzz]

"how low is that bar??"

[mcfazbenders]

Do you still serve chocolate milk? Or is it expired... Either way, can I have some?

(Demon Anon)

"it most definitely has eggs in it, but hey, that's not my problem!"

[mcfazbenders]

for anyone, how do you feel about ants

"No."

[mcfazbenders]

ya ever been on Grindr, meatgrinder boy?

"no. assuming this is targeted at me. i am a meat grinder guy."

[mcfazbenders]

ngl Borgar kinda hot-

i'm going to crucify you

[mcfazbenders]

im a kiss you now borgor

"kissing is for losers."

[mcfazbenders]

you may be god, but you're god of your tini fraction of the multiverse borgor your creator lets me harass you

"you both suck. go expired nail polish."

[mcfazbenders]

your creator will have you see this ask if I'm right: your creator's message to you is "fuck you /silly"

"what the fuck."

[mcfazbenders]

There there, burgled boy..

"do NOT burgled boy me."

[mcfazbenders]

told ya you can't get rid of me >:D I'm favored by your creator HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA

"I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS ENTIRE PLACE ."

[mcfazbenders]

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. [I keep going but for asks sake I don't keep typing lol]

"I HATE THIS FUCKING INBOX."

[mcfazbenders]

haha nananana-boo-boo you can't ignore meeee try it i dare you

LOL next i will recite the entirety of the Shreck movie

"I'LL IGNORE YOU NEXT TIME, WATCH ME."

[mcfazbenders]

you ain't god otherwise you'd be able to get rid of me [pays 900$ to the person above you on the food chain- pun intended]

"I AM GOD, I COULD GET RID OF YOU, I COULD JUST STOP ANSWERING YOU, I COULD—"