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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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It's a lie media outlets keep repeating. I'm so sick of this

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My god the footage of israel’s bombing of the Rafah refugee camp is some of the most horrifying images I’ve ever seen. My god make this stop.

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I had sex witj covid 19

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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Lmao he is so cooked.

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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

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Life Could Be Dream

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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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Tf was that noise Crash?

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth