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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
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Shoutout to whichever neighborhood dog has been barking for the past hour and a half ☝️ gods bravest soldier
#since 8am....#like girl arent u tired#oh a new dog is getting in on it. hell yeah teamwork makes the dream work
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
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Happy farmers market tomato season to all who celebrate 🎉🎉🎉
#there are literally no good tomatoes here its crazy#idk what theyre doing to them theyre like wet styrofoam#they go straight from underripe to mushy. at no point are they actually ripe#anyway got some lovely goat cheese. fresh ciabatta bread. toasted that up with some oil+herbs+balsamic#nice big slice of tomato#👌👌👌
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im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch im gonna be your bubblegum bitch

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someone suggested this poll idea last night and honestly i find it funny so
no results button, also let’s see if we can break this out of containment for less biased numbers
#i think this was the first (and only for a while) Multiplayer Game i got#hard to tell if it was just the people that i knew or a genuine phenomenon for people who were preteens in 2011
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Check out MGMTs new single “Electric Feel” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
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shout out water that shit is salty or fresh depending
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