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[mcmahongirl]

Obviously I am, and have been, on hiatus for a while, but I wanted to give everyone a list of blogs to find me on for writing if you so wish. Hopefully I’ll return here soon, I’m thinking of tweaking some things about Charlie as I feel like I’ve lost sight of who she is as a muse.

Anyway, blog list and d*scord drop:

agentkahlua -- Kingsman based original character. active and current main blog.

alcoholicstark -- Tony Stark. active.

vaguelytired -- 616 Clint Barton. active.

russianmade -- dark!Bucky Barnes. semi-active.

real hotch mess#1601 -- please let me know who you are !

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renegxdemage:

          He’s back in that bloody Chantry lowering Karl’s limp body to the floor; blood’s metallic stench mixing with that overbearing incense—empty prayers to an absent god. Not that he’s ever been the praying sort——he hazards a wild guess that she is.

         “ I… It’s not like I can just flip a switch. Ok… Maker… Look… Firstly, I’m not going to ask you for a single tarnished copper——or any other payment for that matter. Let’s make that abundantly clear. Secondly, I can… I can heal the bruising, those welts on his wrists. Make him comfortable at least…” Bloody Templars needing little excuse to punch down, the boy must have struggled. Anders beckons for them to follow, leading Kalyn to an empty cot. It’s sickening how compliant the lad is, obediently tilting his head this way and that at the slightest touch as he examines the extent of the injuries. There’s not even a reflective flinch when the bruising along his jawline is carefully prodded for broken bone or dislocation. On the surface, there’s nothing a decent salve can’t cure but those quiet, vacant eyes watch his every gesture. Very unnerving. 

          “ He can stay here. He’ll be relatively safe until I figure something out… That’s the best I can offer. ” 

Her relief at his dismissal for any sort of payment is so strong and palpable that it almost makes her feel more sick than she had already been. This should not have happened; if only she had spoken up...but then she would be Tranquil instead and what good would that have done.

Charlotte watches as the healer helps her friend as best he can, teeth damaging the flesh on the insides of her cheek as she gnaws away at it in her anxiety. It wouldn’t take the Templars long to notice that both she and Kylan had disappeared from the Gallows, if they hadn’t already. She should leave...but she stayed put for now, apprehensive as her mind supplied her with the likely punishments were she to return alone.

“You offer more than I truly had any right to expect,” she admits after a moment, lips set into a dejected pout as green eyes remain on Kylan for a moment longer for before looking to the blond mage. “Thank you. Really. I know he would appreciate this too if he were...himself.”

But he isn’t and he never will be again.

“Are you sure there is nothing I can do to repay you?”

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          ❝ His fist is big, but my gun’s BIGGER                      He’ll find out when I pull the trigger. ❞

[mcmahongirl]

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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@ofomerta fills me with the power of youth

[mcmahongirl]

ofomerta replied to your post:

and you give me shit for having so many blogs

listen here you whippersnapper, most of these i wrote on for at least a year or more before i lost muse :P and i was an excellent blog hopper back then that wasn’t so jaded about the rpc 

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post TEN characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back, then tag ten people to do the same.  ( If you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can. )

PLEASE REPOST INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING.

CURRENTLY PLAYING:

Charlie McMahon Delila MacKenna ( @brckenkindness ) Tony Stark ( @drunkenwarmonger ) Sam Winchester ( @samthesaviour ) Regina Mills ( @wickedredapple ) dark!Bucky Barnes ( @russianmade ) Sterling Archer ( @greatestspyever ) Gaby Teller ( @littlechopshopgirl​ but hiatus ) werewolf oc Darren Stone ( @itsawerewolfinnit​  but hiatus)

HAVE PLAYED:  

Amy Pond (deleted) (previously canon but now a) dark!Steve ( @adarksoldier ) dark fem!Steve ( @shieldedshedevil / @bloodiedshield ) Eggsy Unwin (deleted basically but @bitmuchinnit ) Toni Stark/fem!Tony ( @morethantin ) Peter Quill ( @spaceagecowboy ) Lady Sif ( @fierceshieldmaiden ) criminal oc Dom Napoletano ( @awickedbusiness ) dark!Natasha Romanoff ( @czariinaromanova ) Renaissance inspired Cinderella ( @princesstilmidnight )

WOULD LIKE TO PLAY

Peter Quill Dom Napoletano Maggie D'Amico ( @mobprincess ) Clint Barton ( @accidentpronebarton if i can ever remember the goddamn login ) Dani McGillicuddy ( @mutantdoctor ) Eleventh Doctor Moonstone/Karla Sofen comic Harley Quinn Carly Shannon/Traveler 3465 Morrigan Donna Noble

TAGGED BY:  @storyspinningspidcr

TAGGING:  @renegxdemage @scxttish @ofomerta @nightlived and anyone else!!!

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I love battle couples ok.

Fighting side by side. Trusting each other completely. Trying to protect each other. Casual banter in the middle of a fight. Their teamwork. Sparring each other to keep their skills sharp. Getting uncontrollably angry if the other gets hurt. Kissing each other when they’re victorious.

I seriously have a thing for battle couples.

[mcmahongirl]

@atonings​ from [ x ]

—✕ █ ▌❝Shame, I was BEGINNING to think to myself — my, that’s a terribly good Warden in the making.❞

Loghain SHIFTS his position so that she’s just hidden from the views of any particularly nosy men in the establishment. Holding onto freedom doesn’t have much BREVITY now that all mages are apostates, but he’d be damned if he’d allow someone to be injured on his watch. He shrugs and takes a heavy drink from his mug, still not quite looking the mage in the eye. This entire situation is a mess, though he is not one for placing the blame on anyone.

❝What would be WORSE — being a soldier in an endless war or a mage locked in a tower?❞

“Your faith in my being a good Warden is thoroughly welcomed -- no matter how wrong you may be.”

Her lips purse in a show of displeasure, acknowledging his question with the action, but otherwise not replying. Moving her gaze away from the Warden for the first time since they’d began speaking to look over the patrons, Charlotte takes note of the three men whose eyes are trained on Loghain’s back for a moment before they look away. “They are both undesirable,” she finally says, fingers tightening around the mug in her right hand as her mind immediately turns to decidedly foul subject matter. “ -- however, must I actually join the Wardens in a full capacity, or is it possible to be...a mage that just tags along with you all?

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@renegxdemage from [ x ]

                 Anders runs a hand down his face as he rises from the desk he’d been bent over — just as well, he was getting nowhere further than a growing pile of crumpled parchment  ( Maker, how could he make them see… ). Sleep deprived, he barely reacts at first and stares numbly at the two mages who had somehow managed to brave it all the way into Darktown from the Gallows. For Andraste’s sake! If they drew the Templars here… but the urgency in her voice pulls him out of his torpor. “ Where’s he hurt? ” he asks first and then his mouth forms a hopeless “ Oh…” as he registers the sunburst brand on the young man’s forehead—recent and painfully raw. Realization dawns to what she is actually asking him.  Now! It’s fading!… Why do you look at me like that?  He merely shakes his head as Justice stirs, grappling for control.

              “ I can’t. I’m so sorry… ”

                “No! You...you have to fix him!” Her desperation is burning her eyes, the grip she has on her newly-made-Tranquil friend’s hand tight, but he doesn’t complain or even react aside from a murmured ‘you are hurting my hand’. Hearing Kylan’s monotone hurts her almost physically but she tries her hardest to ignore him minutely whilst the remainder of her focus is on making sure no one had followed them down into Darktown.

                “It’s fresh, surely you can do SOMETHING! I... I don’t much coin, but I’d be willing to pay in any way you require,” she assures, though the prospect makes her visibly uncomfortable as she finally lets go of her friend’s hand to take a step closer to the man. “Please...”

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Study Aesthetic || Slytherin

@freelance-adventure suggested that I make a Slytherin common room aesthetic, so I did a bit of a twist on that. Thanks for the idea!

Love those constellation notebooks in the middle? Support the artist!

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Charlie had treated herself to a night out, frustrated with the amount of work she’d been piled with over the last few weeks. Neglecting to catch a cab for want of some solitude -- a hilariously nonsensical desire considering the city in which she lived -- the dark-haired woman chose, instead, to walk back to her flat.

Everything was always sharper, LOUDER, when she was intoxicated, but Charlie managed to ignore it all as she was wont to do. Then she grew closer and closer to a buzzing flurry of emotion; something she likened to a storm. She became a bit unsteady on her feet, green eyes moving over the few people roaming the streets as she was until she finally alighted on the man the storm came from.

She wanted to keep going and ignore him...

With a heavy sigh, Charlotte found her path altered to bring her closer to the stranger, pushing a hint of calm to his mind; not enough to be entirely noticeable, but enough to hopefully ease the rigid set of his shoulders. “You shouldn’t wander alone at night you know, somethin’ might jump out at ya,” she lightly commented, coming to a stop beside him, a smile quirking the sides of her lips upward, continuing with a slight teasing lilt behind her words. “Unless you’re itchin’ for a fight, then I think ya might need t’ take a breath and think about the consequences.”

@mcmahongirl / starter call!

       It’s a passing moment that he needs, he thinks—it’s night, and he’s just tired. Just tired, he tells himself, but it’s a flurry beneath the surface that he doesn’t acknowledge simply because it’s far less trouble not to. Russell’s been tired for over a decade, at this point. Frayed along the edges, wearing away at the seams. A walk should be clearing his mind—but he’s been walking for a while, and he doesn’t know how much a while actually is tonight. He comes to after some time, a hand dragging through hair in some attempt to ground himself.

        A glance to his watch—the last time he’d looked at it was half an hour ago, and he realizes with a clarity that isn’t so startling anymore that he can’t quite recall what’s happened since then. It happens, and it exhausts him when it does, but he supposes then that if he turns now, if he heads back to his apartment, he’ll slip into a sleep that with any luck will be dreamless.

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SENTENCE STARTERS | DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION

❝Darkness closes in. Will you stand against it, or lead this world to its bitter end?❞ ❝Deer should not bend that way…❞ ❝So, listen, I’ve caught the hints. I get what you’re saying. You want to ride the Bull.❞ ❝How does compassion become such a deadly killer?❞ ❝Okay, that’s BADASS!❞ ❝Ah, the wilds. Lush, beautiful, and full of things that want to eat you!❞ ❝Bow before your new God, and be spared.❞ ❝Where do you get all your arrows? You must have hundreds!❞ ❝We’re going to restore order, with or without anyone’s approval.❞ ❝Are you ashamed of your given name?❞ ❝You’d be surprised what a man armed with a rock and a headache can do.❞ ❝I just don’t understand why your people choose to look like that.❞ ❝The big demon? It’s nearby? Well, shit.❞ ❝Ah, I was wondering when the demon army would show up.❞ ❝I will not suffer even an unknown rival. You must die!❞ ❝You stared it down. You actually stared it down.❞ ❝The eyes of the entire court are upon you. Don’t forget to smile.❞ ❝You killed everyone who was in charge!❞ ❝I came here to stop you. Nothing more.❞ ❝Is that all you’ve got?! I lived through war, you pieces of shit!❞ ❝You answered the death of your clan… with a goat?❞ ❝You! I told you to stop spying!❞ ❝Hush. Just look pretty.❞ ❝Did you just grab my bottom!?❞ ❝I don’t want to have to watch your walk of shame back to the barracks…❞ ❝You’re never more alive than when you’re about to lose your pants, my friend.❞ ❝I need to have words with you. The first will be “you” and the second will be “bastard”!❞ ❝Just how much gold are you stealing from me?❞ ❝Is that all you’ve got?! I’ve heard worse from ____!❞ ❝See? This is what manners look like!❞ ❝Everything that happens to you is weird…❞ ❝I don’t kill that many people…❞ ❝Are you joking? I’m only surprised you didn’t kill someone walking over here.❞ ❝Are you sassing me~? I didn’t think you had it in you!❞ ❝I’m sure nobody at the party would mind if you and I went missing for an hour.❞ ❝You have any idea how much this place is worth?❞ ❝Are you going to put me into any of your stories?❞ ❝Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about!❞ ❝Do you feel that? My magic-sensitive nose is tingling.❞ ❝Just once, we should enter a cave and find normal sized spiders!❞ ❝Why do this? Why risk everything we’ve built? Why risk your life?❞ ❝Maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but bears and I traditionally don’t get along.❞ ❝Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.❞ ❝You may be a weird squirrelly kid, but you’re my weird squirrelly kid.❞ ❝My love… I will never forget you.❞ ❝Nearly crushed three of my ribs with that ridiculous hug…❞ ❝It’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right.❞ ❝This is what I am. A murderer, a traitor… a monster.❞ ❝Whatever happens, I wouldn’t trade the years we’ve had together for anything. I love you.❞ ❝Our people aren’t tools to be used and discarded.❞ ❝At this moment, you are the only threat I see.❞ ❝Sometimes the best path is not the easiest one…❞ ❝You might want to watch yourself, it’s raining demons out here.❞ ❝What kind of viscount would I be if I didn’t abuse my position to give shit to my friends?❞ ❝Nothing creepy about a bunch of old abandoned caves. Nothing creepy at all.❞ ❝If you ever need an ass kicked, I’m with you.❞ ❝I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.❞ ❝At any rate, time to drink myself into a stupor. It’s been that sort of day.❞ ❝Watch yourself. The pretty ones are always the worst.❞ ❝For all your experience, you don’t carry yourself like a soldier.❞ ❝Sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must take regrettable measures.❞ ❝I hope you can take care of yourself, should we encounter anything outside your experience.❞

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joining this cute promo bandwagon I’ve seen floating around —— like/reblog of you would be interested in rping with a blog for Loghain Mac Tir from the Dragon Age series and I’ll go check out your blog! I am highly crossover, multiverse, and oc friendly, and am a fairly nonselective blog. ( Est. by Nick on 1/5/16. )

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@gliibncss from [ x ]

“Do you always talk to your chess pieces?” Teagan asked, looking at the young woman.  He grinned and moved his Queen across the board, knowing his strategy was off a bit.  However, he’d been getting better once he started playing with Eamon again.  Rowan was always good for a chess game when she was alive.  But he’d fallen out of practice at her illness.  “Still, I think I am the one who cannot defeat this foe.  I think in a few moves, you might have me.”

Charlotte was hiding a smile behind the fingers of a hand holding up her head, the other appendage hovering briefly over the board before making a move that immediately playing made her realise she’d turned the tide of their game without meaning to. “I’ll have you know, Bann Teagan, that only the very best chess players speak to their pieces,” she replied with a faux haughty sniff as she sat back. “And I believe our agreed upon wager was a copious amount of apples were I to win, yes?”

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Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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psa tho -- i really love writing in my dragon age au. aka: an apology for all those da blogs getting followed by me