mcmandelas

[mcmandelas]

Someone broke in overnight and stole one of the M's and the D from the already misspelled McManald's sign. I haven't been able to keep a straight face.

[mcmandelas]

No, we did not install a music player. It's just some guy sitting in the middle of the restaurant with a speaker. We've asked him to stop but he doesn't listen. We also don't want the police involved. Continue eating as normal.

[mcmandelas]

The ice cream machine is still working. It hasn't stopped working. Someone call a mechanic it's everywhere.

[mcmandelas]

It's a wonder why we haven't been shut down yet. One of the TVS for the menu just fell on one of our cashiers' heads.

[mcmandelas]

still no advertising. whoops!

[mcmandelas]

I actively post and drive. They shouldn't have ever given the delivery driver this job.

I'm kidding please don't fire me I only post when I'm parked.

[mcmandelas]

HAHA why not put his head in it, too?

Gordan Ramsay would have an aneursym if he even just stepped foot in this place.

[mcmandelas]

Gordan Ramsay would have an aneursym if he even just stepped foot in this place.

[mcmandelas]

Try to keep up.

five total posts and none are about advertising LOL

[mcmandelas]

five total posts and none are about advertising LOL

[mcmandelas]

oh my gosh hello

I'm a night guard, not a fucking waiter.

[mcmandelas]

People keep coming in asking for a "minecraft movie" meal? We don't serve that. If it's not on the menu, we don't serve it.

[mcmandelas]

They say if you enjoy your job you'll never have to work a day in your life. Well, I feel like I work every single day of my life.

[mcmandelas]

Fine. I'll be the bigger person. I miss our rivals.

They're not out of business (at least south pizza isn't) it's just I have to go to the restaurants IN PERSON and I don't like it.

[mcmandelas]

Moved from Twitter because of everything going on. Or X, I don't care. Boss said it wasn't working out and that we might be able to advertise more on here, so we're back, I guess.

We take orders here too. Isn't that cool? Keep us in business by ordering (please).

Menu listed below:

1. Big Mac Meal $2.99

2. Two Cheeseburgers Meal $2.99

3. Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal $2.99

4. McChicken Meal $2.99

5. Mystery Patty with Cheese Meal $4.99

6. Happy Meal $1.99

7. Caesar Salad $1.99

vvv

[OOC]

[hello!! I'm the person behind this account ^^ this used to be a twitter account I made for fun but I've decided to switch it to tumblr! (1. for practicality and 2. because twitter is a shitshow half the time)]

[this is a mandela catalogue mcdonalds account it was created because a friend and I played work at a pizza place. it's a crossover crack au and is mainly meant for fun!]

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[1. Explicitly NSFW asks will be deleted. Suggestive jokes make thin ice (depending on content), and I will delete any ask I do not wish to reply to.]

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[affiliated accounts: @freddy-fazbear-entertainment]

[OG account (for context): McMandela's]