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JACKSEPTICEYE SENTENCE STARTERS   /   SUBNAUTICA #45

❛ I might have to do a little cheatsie-doodles to get back in. ❜

❛ Can I has? ❜

❛ Good Lord, you’re a big one. ❜

❛ I have a lot of useless crap. ❜

❛ Hello! Oh, God. ❜

❛ Oh, you’re all hurt! Who did this to you? ❜

❛ That no do the fix? ❜

❛ I mean- Sucks for me because that hurts me and does bad things to me. ❜

❛ Holy Bagoli! ❜

❛ _____, don’t take any of that shit from squishy jellyfishes. They don’t even have spines. ❜

❛ Oh, _____, you done ding donged me good. ❜

❛ That’s fine. We’ll manage. We’ll survive. ❜

❛ I’m a fuckin’ resilient, beautiful butterfly captain! I need to fly! ❜

❛ Oh, but that’s scary… ❜

❛ I’m gonna have to treat you nicely down here. ❜

❛ I’ve been your neighbor for a while, but I’ve been away on holiday. I went to Spain for a while. ❜

❛ Now, I just wanna see cool shit. I don’t care about doing it properly. ❜

❛ Boy, do I sure love being back in Hell again. ❜

❛ Oh my God, you motherfucker! ❜

❛ Holy banana hammock! ❜

❛ Thank you for giving a visual aid to my torture. ❜

❛ My heart is pounding right now, and I don’t like it. I wanna go back and read Harry Potter. ❜

❛ I hear pain and suffering. ❜

❛ Hello, _____, you big piece of anal fluid. ❜

❛ So, you need to go to the castle, then go around that to the left, and then you hit Macy’s, and you’re where you need to be; at Costco! Where the prison is! ❜

❛ They’re after me! They know my secrets! They know that I know how to make perfect chocolate milk! ❜

❛ It’s just like baking a pizza. Underwater. In Hell. ❜

❛ Remember me? Captain Awesome? I might’ve gone by a different name back then. ❜

❛ Yep, he wants me dead. ❜

❛ There’s two of them?! ❜

❛ Oh, I wish I had adult fuckin’ diapers right now. ❜

❛ I just want to see what secrets you have in your hidey-hole. ❜

❛ That’ll put a fuckin’ stink in your ass! By which I mean you’ll shit all of your food out. ❜

❛ I saw two, you saw two, I have video proof of two. ❜

❛ Do you guys demand a sacrifice? ❜

❛ Don’t mind me, I’m just stargating for a second. ❜

❛ I’m not stickin’ my finger in that mousetrap again, I’m gettin’ the frick outta here. ❜

❛ Oh my God, you’re cute! ❜

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warning: some may be nsfw- especially ‘going down.’ 

tiny glowing screens, pt. 3

❛ Nothing matters, so it doesn’t matter if nothing matters. ❜ 

❛ Open the wine. ❜

❛ If there's any screaming, pause it and cut out the sound. ❜

❛ I'm positive that we don't fuck around. ❜

❛ You should come through to our party, dude. ❜

❛ Bring your crew, bring an army. ❜

❛ I don’t mind the muddy water. ❜

❛ Show me I’m alive right now, even if you gotta prick this skin. ❜ 

❛ I’ll never sew my family’s holes up saying ‘hocus pocus.’ ❜

❛ I focus love on what is whole and chase my magnum opus. ❜

❛ There’s so much more life before I leave this skin behind me. ❜

❛ I’m feeling firmly like my faith could never burn me. ❜

❛ I’m apt to move that mountain just by glaring at it sternly. ❜ 

❛ Just take everything ever and we are that times infinity. ❜

talking to myself

❛ You didn’t get to choose. ❜

❛ You knew you had to pick a plan to end what you began. ❜

❛ As time advanced the lovely days were covered up from view by an advancing melancholy haze that hovered near the dew. ❜ 

❛ There were these pure, arresting moments. ❜

❛ You will never get it, that’s okay. ❜

❛ Have you felt a little off today? ❜

❛ Had a lot to say, but wound up talking to yourself?  ❜

❛ I've been hunting for a kindly ear. ❜

❛ Wanna shove it to the bottom— but a trouble gonna bubble to the top. ❜

❛ You get up in the morning, get ahead, get to bed and then you do it all again until the moment that you drop. ❜ 

❛ What do you wanna witness with this life you got? ❜

❛ Ever wonder who’s the crazy the one? ❜

❛ If a person really got it they would be cracking a bottle on somebody’s head and looting from shops. ❜

❛ There’s no one way this has to be. ❜

❛ Or maybe that’s just me. ❜

❛ How’re you feeling today? ❜

chemical angel

❛ I’ve got a year’s supply of capsules. ❜

❛ My doctor says I’m being reckless. ❜

❛ If I had to choose, I know I’d rather lose my life than have to lose myself. ❜

❛ Comfort I crave. ❜

❛ Don’t come around no more. ❜

❛ I’m already saved. ❜

❛ I’d like us to spend some alone time. ❜

❛ If I slide into a zone, don’t take it personal. ❜

❛ You gotta understand, my brain has got a mind of its own. ❜

❛ I don’t know if I’m close to drowning, or if I’m finally free. ❜

little slice

❛ Just gimme a hot jacuzzi, a spliff, and we’ll watch a movie. ❜

❛ I’m a groupie to the good life. ❜

❛ I don’t need the whole pie. ❜

❛ It hasn't been a good night until the shit gets kinda weird. ❜

❛ Don't give a damn if I'm damp, I’ll dance in the rain. ❜

❛ I'm a freak, it's a fact. ❜ 

springtime in new york

❛ Daddy issues. ❜

❛ Swipe right, minimal hesitation. ❜

❛ Popsicle in the butthole? ❜

❛ Wait—where are you going? ❜

❛ Wait. Wait. Please wait. Wait! ❜

❛ My safeword is “safeword.” ❜

❛ How much you fuckin’ got? ❜

❛ The familiar walk of shame. ❜

❛ Must be springtime in the city. ❜  

pink lemonade

❛ You want to run a country? ❜

❛ Bitch, I wouldn’t trust you to run with adult scissors. ❜

❛ How do you make pink lemonade? Pink lemons! ❜

❛ We only want it if it’s real. ❜

❛ Someone wise once wrote, “our world’s divided into two types of folk. Now, there’s the type of people who divide the world into different types of people, and then there’s the type who don’t.” ❜

❛ If we’re not eye to eye, I’m hearing you out. ❜

❛ I’ll divide your skull with a dull machete. ❜

❛ I lost my ticket to go to the gun show. I was gonna be front row. ❜

❛ Pay no attention to henchmen, okay bro? ❜ 

don’t be nice

❛ My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em. ❜

❛ Butt makes me weep, I call it a “boo-hooty.” ❜

❛ False modesty is a guilty habit. ❜

❛ I would not have spent a decade doing this if I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it. ❜

❛ I came here for a single reason, and that’s for friendship. ❜

❛ Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars. ❜

❛ I’m in charge of a strange cult of dudes. ❜

❛ Kicking the bucket is vital to life, I know that’s the price. ❜

❛ Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me. ❜

❛ We do what we do because it’s true to us. ❜

yes britannia

❛ I will not lie to you. ❜

❛ I’m saying goodbye to you. ❜

❛ See ya never, I guess. ❜

❛ I don’t know if there’s a safe route. ❜

❛ Babe— after how great the ups were, we can’t be living with love when it’s lost its luster. ❜

❛ We want something real. ❜

❛ We will never be the same again. ❜

❛ All we’re seeking is a person that we can cherish. ❜

❛ I don’t think you really want a green card marriage. ❜

❛ Nothing is fair, but you’re caring and can’t bear it. ❜

❛ The planet is as mean as a motherfucker. ❜

❛ Can we just quit each other the way you did cigarettes? ❜

❛ I’m not ready to say good bye to you yet. ❜

❛ I don’t know if I can try tomorrow. ❜

❛ I’ll remember your generosity. ❜

love letters

❛ I’m never gonna ever leave you in my lifetime. ❜

❛ This is our home and they won’t ruin it easily. ❜

❛ You’ve made a place where I’m welcome. ❜

❛ Know I love you. ❜

❛ Nobody’s above you. ❜

❛ If you love someone, then you tell them. ❜

❛ Every day, the planet’s losing IQ points. ❜

❛ I could rock with you if you didn’t talk like some nails on a chalkboard. ❜

❛ Maybe you can make it if you ghostwrite a hit. ❜ 

stick to your guns

❛ I’ll be gone when you read this, so I just wanted to say I’m sorry to the couple decent people who got in the way. ❜

❛ Maybe there was a point at which it all couldve been different, but this is the position we’re in, and it’s pointless to wish that it isn’t. ❜

❛ It matters a lot more than half of you thought. ❜

❛ I was mocked and ignored. ❜

❛ You’re the sorry flock of sheep who made me rot to core. ❜

❛ Don't worry, this will all be over soon. ❜

❛ She was shot in the head. ❜

❛ Of course we know this situation is tragic, but take a minute to appreciate our fabulous graphics. ❜

❛ We’re always here for you. ❜

❛ Stick to your guns. ❜

❛ Let’s accept nothing ever could have been done to prevent it. ❜

❛ It’s just the strange inner visions of a deranged individual, full of rage, full of hate, full of vitriol. ❜

❛ I gotta mention that it’s sick and insane. ❜

❛ That’s lame. ❜

❛ The past is past, and it’s best that we keep things the same. ❜

❛ I care for you, it’s true. ❜

brave new world

❛ Speak free if you can see how this delicate fucking matter developed but, man, it beats me! ❜

❛ What’s the fate of the species? ❜

❛ This shit is fucking unbelievable. ❜

❛ That is not a legitimate hoverboard. Shit’s got wheels! ❜

❛ Life’s heavier than an iPod one. ❜

❛ Core defects tend to wreck my sleep. ❜

❛ Why would it be any wonder I act weird? ❜

❛ I’m trying to find out who the fuck I am. ❜ 

going down

❛ I’m a freak. ❜

❛ I’m a local wonder. ❜

❛ If you don’t want none, well that’s just more for me. ❜

❛ Given our planet’s gender ratio, it’d be a mockery glossing over fellatio, meaning that really fucking quick, I gotta touch on sucking dick. ❜

❛ Many guys visualize giving BJs and say “eww,” but can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view? ❜

❛ I’m pretty straight, but I’ll state: sexuality’s an arc. ❜

❛ Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark. ❜

❛ At thirteen I was in my bedroom fucking stuffed animals. If I can bang an inanimate object, can’t I jam the crotch of a man in my jaw and softly massage it? ❜

❛ Don’t you wash your fucking junk, ____? ❜

❛ If I could get with it I’d have a wider ocean I’m fishing in, but I’m inhibited by my social conditioning. ❜

❛ But I’m not officially ruling out that at some point in my life I’ll have a dingaling in my mouth. ❜

midnight heart

❛ I’m afraid I can never be satisfied. ❜

❛ You don't know the name of like half of these folks. ❜

❛ Nothing you ever said was funny, man. The punchline's you. ❜

❛ I've made enemies along the ride. ❜

❛ It's tough to care about stupid bullshit all of the time. ❜

❛ Objects are never what they appear. ❜

❛ I'm not done changing yet. ❜

❛ I can't bend over for someone I don't respect. ❜ 

conversations

❛ It's probably nothing. ❜

❛ I know it's probably stupid to be scared, but these days are flying past us and nobody seems to care. ❜

❛ What is it? ❜

❛ How'd I raise this emo fucking nine-year old? ❜

❛ I'm thinking maybe death is like eternal TV static. ❜

❛ That isn't for a long, long time. ❜

❛ Life moves fast. Made the mistake of blinking, twenty years passed. ❜

❛ It's first time that we've had this conversation. ❜

❛ We could take it several routes. ❜

❛ Stop, can't you see? ❜

❛ The key fact is it's easy to act like cash means jack shit if you never lacked it. ❜

❛ Age is just data. ❜ 

❛ How can you miss something after you leave? ❜ 

knots

❛ What a tangle. ❜

❛ What a strange and impossible sum. ❜

❛ The whisper justifies the scream. ❜

❛ Climb the chair. ❜

❛ Find the edge. ❜ 

roses

❛ Don't let my ghost drag you down. ❜

❛ Yeah, I'm doing well. ❜

❛ I hope you smile when I'm gone. ❜ 

❛ Leaving is supposed to be hard  ❜

❛ I don't take it personally. ❜

❛ No point in hiding my pride if there's no privacy. ❜

❛ I've already dedicated too much of my time to trying to get my followers up. ❜

❛ I'm done being a bitch to ambition. ❜

❛ I’ve got a head that's full of million dollar questions. ❜

❛ I want the strength to quit. ❜

❛ I’ve got some roses to smell. ❜

theories

❛ What a lovely thing it is to fail. ❜

❛ When I was young I'd never doubt my composure. ❜

❛ Everything's kosher, man. I was so sure. ❜

❛ The evolution of the mind's not the hunger to conquer. ❜

❛ There's nothing wrong with heavy eyelids. ❜

❛ I hope you enjoyed my twenties as much as I did. ❜

❛ You'll never know how much that all of you provided. ❜ 

exquisite corpse

❛ Up the stairs, go through the cupboards. ❜

❛ He sees no sign of the exquisite corpse. ❜

❛ I know there's more to all of this than I can touch or see. ❜

❛ It's dead and cold and dangerous, but elegant to me. ❜

❛ I lay fifty pence's on the eyes of this exquisite corpse. ❜ 

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JACKSEPTICEYE SENTENCE STARTERS   /   SUBNAUTICA #45

❛ I might have to do a little cheatsie-doodles to get back in. ❜

❛ Can I has? ❜

❛ Good Lord, you're a big one. ❜

❛ I have a lot of useless crap. ❜

❛ Hello! Oh, God. ❜

❛ Oh, you're all hurt! Who did this to you? ❜

❛ That no do the fix? ❜

❛ I mean- Sucks for me because that hurts me and does bad things to me. ❜

❛ Holy Bagoli! ❜

❛ _____, don't take any of that shit from squishy jellyfishes. They don't even have spines. ❜

❛ Oh, _____, you done ding donged me good. ❜

❛ That's fine. We'll manage. We'll survive. ❜

❛ I'm a fuckin' resilient, beautiful butterfly captain! I need to fly! ❜

❛ Oh, but that's scary... ❜

❛ I'm gonna have to treat you nicely down here. ❜

❛ I've been your neighbor for a while, but I've been away on holiday. I went to Spain for a while. ❜

❛ Now, I just wanna see cool shit. I don't care about doing it properly. ❜

❛ Boy, do I sure love being back in Hell again. ❜

❛ Oh my God, you motherfucker! ❜

❛ Holy banana hammock! ❜

❛ Thank you for giving a visual aid to my torture. ❜

❛ My heart is pounding right now, and I don't like it. I wanna go back and read Harry Potter. ❜

❛ I hear pain and suffering. ❜

❛ Hello, _____, you big piece of anal fluid. ❜

❛ So, you need to go to the castle, then go around that to the left, and then you hit Macy's, and you're where you need to be; at Costco! Where the prison is! ❜

❛ They're after me! They know my secrets! They know that I know how to make perfect chocolate milk! ❜

❛ It's just like baking a pizza. Underwater. In Hell. ❜

❛ Remember me? Captain Awesome? I might've gone by a different name back then. ❜

❛ Yep, he wants me dead. ❜

❛ There's two of them?! ❜

❛ Oh, I wish I had adult fuckin' diapers right now. ❜

❛ I just want to see what secrets you have in your hidey-hole. ❜

❛ That'll put a fuckin' stink in your ass! By which I mean you'll shit all of your food out. ❜

❛ I saw two, you saw two, I have video proof of two. ❜

❛ Do you guys demand a sacrifice? ❜

❛ Don't mind me, I'm just stargating for a second. ❜

❛ I'm not stickin' my finger in that mousetrap again, I'm gettin' the frick outta here. ❜

❛ Oh my God, you're cute! ❜