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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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congratulations to brad marchand for being the sole winner of the 2025 stanley cup. just amazing how he managed to play all those games by himself. what a guy

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the thing about fandom is we all have a bit of that boss baby tweet going on, you know? we see our blorbos in everything. churches everywhere for those with eyes to see. but we must remember that not everyone will have eyes to see. some people will just have regular eyes, and when you call tanger a twink their eyes will see a normal hairy muscular man built like a professional athlete. sometimes i don’t have my glasses on but other times i do

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the most important part of this: the corey perry curse lives on.

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conn smythe, short for Concussion Smytheson

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Heika asking Tom about Pete managing his ice time by going 11/7: I don’t know if you played 30 minute games when you were younger at all…

"No, I don’t think I’ve done that since Junior. But I’m a young guy. I’m relatively in shape and I don’t do a ton of activity outside of the rink. I just try and rest up, so I’m doin’ fine."

03.29 Pregame

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pat verbeek is so fucking funny. everyone is constantly available EXCEPT the miserable center he appears to hate and forces to play wing

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everyone needs to look at this hat pic!

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the ancient and noble art of Hating must remain distinct from the dogmatism of the moral crusade. hating has no greater goal. it is not about engineering change or imposing one's will upon others. to hate is a complete act in and of itself

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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God Toto fuckin hates George huh

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DEATH, TAXES, LANDO BOTTLE

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rt this to give alex albon a knife

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death, taxes, baffling Ferrari moves, etc

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sorry I’m sooo busy rn i gotta take my daily 30 second flip through on every dating app to remind myself I’ll be single forever and I’ll like it

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out