mcrciful
mcrciful
mercy, lord
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š†š‘šˆš…š…šˆš š‚š‘šŽšš„ — medic — the brotherhood
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mcrciful Ā· 1 year ago
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It's like preaching to the choir, and deep down he agreed wholeheartedly. Planning for a party more than four requires skill. Even more so when you're also hosting. "Oh boy— yeah, learned my lesson last time." Says he, the same man that frequently cooks a giant's worth of pasta dinner for other Brotherhood members. But he remembers the first time he had seven mouths to feed. How stressful and almost horrible it was to keep everything from burning or bubbling or overflowing. "Can't go wrong with a roasted chicken in my opinion. Then again, feels like you should go with whichever you're more comfortable with makin'."
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"Let me tell you, if you ever decide to cook for a party of seven people just simply don't do it. Call a caterer." Amelia always cooked and baked for her children's birthdays, even if the oldest one was in his thirties. They could do whatever they wanted for their birthday, but there would always be a sit down family dinner. This time, there was at least seven people attending, and she would be cooking extra in case anyone brought an unannounced plus one. "What do you think, casserole or roast chicken dinner? Oh shoot, I need to find out if any of them have any dietary requirements."
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mcrciful Ā· 1 year ago
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griffin — saem — gerard — leslie — barbara
honesty hour šŸ‘€ anon or not I have to answer
honesty hour šŸ‘€ anon or not I have to answer
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mcrciful Ā· 1 year ago
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griffin — saem — gerard — oryn — leslie — barbara
ā€œfood as a love languageā€ prompts Ė—ĖĖ‹ ź’° šŸŠ ź’±
-ĖĖ‹. dialogue ĖŠĖŽ-
⋆ ā€œi know you said you weren’t hungry, but i made you something anyways.ā€
⋆ ā€œyou seemed a little off on the phone, so i wanted to make sure you had something nice to come home to.ā€
⋆ ā€œi heard you reminiscing about it the other day, so i called your mom and got the recipe.ā€
⋆ ā€œhey, hey- i know you always say you don’t have time to eat breakfast before you leave, so i got up early to make you something you could eat on the go.ā€
⋆ "you know i don't mind that you can't help me while i'm cooking. wanna help me plate it up now?"
⋆ ā€œof course i remembered what you like, why do you think i always have it made fresh when you come over? i’m not actually a psychic.ā€
⋆ "well you said you were craving [insert food] and it's too late to run to the store to grab it so yeah, i made it for you."
⋆ ā€œcome on, i can see you’re starving. just let me make you something, you know i don’t mind.ā€
-ĖĖ‹. actions / scenarios ĖŠĖŽ-
⋆ practising cooking a dish from their friend/partner's childhood in secret before serving it to them for the first time
⋆ gently reminding them to eat
⋆ always having the ingredients for their comfort meal on hand in case they have a bad day
⋆ navigating around their sensory issues with food while cooking for them without being asked
⋆ dropping off food for them during a stressful day
⋆ being patient as they teach the other how to cook
⋆ learning how to prepare food from their home country for them
⋆ wordlessly setting a meal down in front of them after they come home at the end of a long day
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mcrciful Ā· 1 year ago
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griffin — saem — gerard — oryn — leslie — barbara
details about ocs!
send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!
šŽšš‰š„š‚š“š’. šŸ’­ THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? šŸš— CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? āœˆļø AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? šŸŽ® VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? šŸ’ RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? šŸ–Šļø BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? šŸ“š BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? šŸŽ» VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?
š’š˜šŒššŽš‹š’. šŸŽ¶ MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? šŸ’Æ HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. šŸ’¤ SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? šŸ”± TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? šŸ”ŗ RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? šŸ”¶ LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
šš€š“š”š‘š„. 🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? šŸŽ„ CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? šŸ‰ DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? šŸƒ LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌓 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? šŸŽ RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
š‡š„š€š‘š“š’. ā¤ļø RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? šŸ¤ WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? šŸ’” BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? šŸ’˜ HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧔 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? šŸ’› YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? šŸ’š GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? šŸ’™ BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? šŸ’œ PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? šŸ–¤ BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
š…šŽšŽšƒš’. šŸŽ‚ BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? šŸ SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? šŸ° SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? šŸ¦ SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? šŸ” HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🄯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🄪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? šŸ› CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? šŸø COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ā˜•ļø HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?
šš„šŽšš‹š„. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? šŸ˜– CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? šŸ¤” THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? šŸ¤“ SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😄 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? šŸ˜“ DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? šŸ˜ž DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? šŸ¤’ FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘©ā€šŸ‘§ā€šŸ‘¦ FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?
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ā› surprise . send an unexpected nsfw image to my muse . (wrong number, Caleb lol)
It hits like a cartoon anvil dropped at extreme heights before a freight train goes rogue and derails into him. No thought was given to a seemingly innocent text from Caleb. Though now that he thinks about it — should those words even be in the same sentence? But the second Griffin taps the message, he’s blinded. Arms whipping up to shield has face as the phone goes flying into the goddamn ceiling. He’s already colliding with the living room furniture by the time the device plummets. Full on cranial impact with the blunt edge of a cloth covered couch arm.
Griffin’s not sure if he’s seeing stars from a possible concussion, or the instant mental damage from seeing full frontal.
Either way, he’s down for the count. Still hollering like his bad foot got run over by a semi. Even ol’ reliable, Butters the super crazed cat, gives the hellish offender a piece of mind by biting the shit out of the screen and sides — whatever those pin needle teeth can sink into. Then it’s flung a second time straight into the wall.
Fortunately ( for Griffin ), nothing can be sent back from how damaged his phone has become.
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griffin — saem — gerard — oryn — leslie — barbara
š‹šŽš”šƒ Ā & Ā šƒš„š€š…š„ššˆšš† š’šˆš‹š„šš‚š„Ā  Ā Ā (a Ā series Ā ofĀ  nonverbalĀ  prompts .Ā  Ā matureĀ  themesĀ  present ,Ā  Ā ā€˜ my ’  museĀ  belongsĀ  toĀ  theĀ  one whoĀ  postedĀ  theĀ  memeĀ  -Ā  sendĀ  Ā ā€œ + REVERSE ā€Ā  Ā toĀ  reverseĀ  theĀ  prompts .)
→  Ā  Ā šˆĀ .Ā  Ā  GENERAL
ā›Ā  Ā hush .Ā  Ā raiseĀ  aĀ  fingerĀ  inĀ  aĀ  gestureĀ  toĀ  silenceĀ  myĀ  muse . ā› Ā  sit .Ā  Ā gestureĀ  forĀ  myĀ  museĀ  toĀ  sitĀ  down . ā› Ā  door .Ā  Ā holdĀ  aĀ  doorĀ  openĀ  forĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā tapĀ .Ā  Ā tapĀ  myĀ  museĀ  onĀ  theĀ  shoulderĀ  toĀ  garnerĀ  theirĀ  attention . ā›Ā  Ā hunger .Ā  Ā giveĀ  myĀ  museĀ  somethingĀ  toĀ  eatĀ  /Ā  drink . ā›Ā  Ā cook .Ā  Ā presentĀ  myĀ  museĀ  withĀ  home - cookedĀ  food . ā›Ā  Ā brush .Ā  Ā workĀ  aĀ  brushĀ  /Ā  combĀ  throughĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  hair . ā›Ā  Ā read .Ā  Ā silentlyĀ  readĀ  aĀ  bookĀ  alongsideĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā hand .Ā  Ā holdĀ  outĀ  aĀ  handĀ  forĀ  myĀ  museĀ  toĀ  take . ā›Ā  Ā dressed .Ā  Ā helpĀ  myĀ  museĀ  putĀ  onĀ  anĀ  articleĀ  ofĀ  clothing . ā›Ā  Ā note .Ā  Ā giveĀ  myĀ  museĀ  aĀ  noteĀ  saying :Ā  Ā [ content ] . ā›Ā  Ā amplify .Ā  Ā turnĀ  upĀ  theĀ  musicĀ  inĀ  theĀ  car .
→ Ā  Ā  šˆšˆ . Ā  Ā ANGST
ā› Ā  patch . Ā  helpĀ  myĀ  museĀ  patchĀ  upĀ  aĀ  wound . ā›Ā  Ā night terrors .Ā  Ā holdĀ  myĀ  museĀ  afterĀ  theyĀ  wakeĀ  upĀ  fromĀ  aĀ  nightmare . ā›Ā  Ā company .Ā  Ā silentlyĀ  sitĀ  withĀ  myĀ  museĀ  toĀ  comfortĀ  them. ā›Ā  Ā hospital .Ā  Ā myĀ  museĀ  isĀ  toldĀ  thatĀ  yoursĀ  isĀ  inĀ  theĀ  hospital . ā›Ā  Ā revelation .Ā  Ā showĀ  myĀ  museĀ  evidenceĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  lieĀ  theyĀ  told . ā›Ā  Ā indulge .Ā  Ā findĀ  myĀ  museĀ  drinkingĀ  toĀ  cope . ā›Ā  Ā downfall .Ā  Ā findĀ  myĀ  museĀ  collapsedĀ  onĀ  theĀ  ground . ā›Ā  Ā console .Ā  Ā comfortĀ  myĀ  museĀ  asĀ  theyĀ  cry . ā›Ā  Ā nurse .Ā  Ā giveĀ  myĀ  museĀ  companyĀ  inĀ  theĀ  hospital .
→ Ā  Ā  šˆšˆšˆ . Ā  Ā AFFECTIONATE
ā›Ā  Ā wink .Ā  Ā winkĀ  atĀ  myĀ  muse .Ā  ā›Ā  Ā wrap .Ā  Ā wrapĀ  anĀ  armĀ  aroundĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  [ shouldersĀ  /Ā  waist ] . ā› Ā  caress .Ā  Ā gentlyĀ  caressĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  face . ā›Ā  Ā tousle .Ā  Ā messĀ  playfullyĀ  withĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  hair . ā›Ā  Ā chest .Ā  Ā placeĀ  yourĀ  headĀ  onĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  chest .Ā  Ā  ā›Ā  Ā combĀ .Ā  Ā combĀ  fingersĀ  throughĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  hair . ā›Ā  Ā graspĀ .Ā  Ā runĀ  toĀ  myĀ  museĀ  &Ā  jumpĀ  intoĀ  theirĀ  arms . ā›Ā  Ā lean .Ā  Ā leanĀ  onĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  shoulder . ā›Ā  Ā tender .Ā  Ā kissĀ  myĀ  museĀ  onĀ  theĀ  [ foreheadĀ  /Ā  cheekĀ  /Ā  nose ] . ā›Ā  Ā abrupt .Ā  Ā kissĀ  myĀ  museĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  theĀ  blue . ā›Ā  Ā chaste .Ā  Ā chastelyĀ  kissĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā good morning .Ā  Ā kissĀ  myĀ  museĀ  theĀ  morningĀ  after . ā›Ā  Ā volumes .Ā  Ā gazeĀ  atĀ  myĀ  museĀ  inĀ  aĀ  wayĀ  thatĀ  silentlyĀ  saysĀ Ā ā€˜i love you’ .
→ Ā  Ā  šˆš• Ā .Ā  Ā  VIOLENT
ā› Ā  strike .Ā  Ā [ slap / punch ]Ā  my muse in the face . ā›Ā  Ā gun .Ā  Ā wieldĀ  aĀ  gunĀ  atĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā twist .Ā  Ā twistĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  armĀ  behindĀ  theirĀ  back . ā›Ā  Ā throttle .Ā  Ā aggressivelyĀ  wrapĀ  yourĀ  handsĀ  aroundĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  throat . ā›Ā  Ā parch .Ā  Ā burnĀ  myĀ  museĀ  withĀ  aĀ  hotĀ  object . ā›Ā  Ā take down .Ā  Ā forcefullyĀ  bringĀ  myĀ  museĀ  toĀ  theĀ  ground . ā›Ā  Ā gougeĀ .Ā  Ā wieldĀ  aĀ  sharpĀ  objectĀ  atĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  shunt .Ā  Ā shoveĀ  myĀ  museĀ  backwards . ā›Ā  stickup .Ā  Ā yellĀ  atĀ  myĀ  museĀ  toĀ  putĀ  theirĀ  handsĀ  inĀ  theĀ  air. ā›Ā  shoot .Ā  Ā [ fatallyĀ  /Ā  non-fatally ]Ā  Ā shootĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  stab .Ā  Ā stabĀ  myĀ  muse with aĀ  [ knife / other object ].
→ Ā  Ā  š• .Ā  Ā  NSFW
ā›Ā  Ā surprise .Ā  Ā sendĀ  anĀ  unexpectedĀ  nsfwĀ  imageĀ  toĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā pin .Ā  Ā pushĀ  myĀ  museĀ  againstĀ  aĀ  [ wall,Ā  table,Ā  other ] . ā›Ā  Ā go down .Ā Ā  goĀ  downĀ  onĀ  myĀ  muse . ā› Ā  choke . Ā  intimately Ā wrap Ā your Ā hands Ā around Ā my Ā muse’s Ā throat . ā›Ā  Ā belt loops .Ā  Ā pullĀ  myĀ  museĀ  closerĀ  byĀ  theirĀ  belt loops . ā›Ā  Ā skinny dipping .Ā  Ā goĀ  skinnyĀ  dippingĀ  withĀ  myĀ  muse . ā›Ā  Ā rip .Ā  Ā tearĀ  aĀ  pieceĀ  ofĀ  clothingĀ  fromĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  body . ā›Ā  Ā mark .Ā  Ā leaveĀ  aĀ  markĀ  onĀ  myĀ  muse’sĀ  bodyĀ  [ specify where ] .
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"Y'know what? Takin' it back. Keep that smartass mouth shut." Asking for the impossible, he knows, but maybe it'll buy him a few more seconds. Just a sprinkle of garnish and wipe around the plate's edge.. "Yeah, put your shit down. Then count to fifty n' come in." Might as well ask him to do an entire circus act at this point, but the table's finally set and he's only sweating a minor amount.
Jack wasn't expecting anything. It wasn't that Griff and him weren't romantic, but Valentine's just never seemed like something they super cared about. So imagine his fucking surprise when he came home early to see Griff cooking pasta.
He stopped dead in his tracks, not because of the threat but because of the scene in front of him, "Uh huh. I don't think I gotta guess, sweetheart, but okay". He would wait too, mostly because Griff asked. "Can I at least put my stuff down?"
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An ugly sort of snort leaves him at the description. Definitely one of the better ones he's heard from startling the living daylights out of someone. "Depends on your definition of alright, but yeah.. Nothin' I can do 'bout it anyway. Fuckin' pollen messes my shit up." And he'd rather choke down concrete than take allergy medicine.
"Solid picks. Usually stick to I Wanna Dance With Somebody or Jolene. Or both dependin' on how the night goes."
It would be insane not to be startled by the cacophony and Mars flinches like someone just sounded off a rifle. Looks over and sees its just... a guy. Well, thank god. "Mate... are you alright? Sounded like you just shot a bullet or two out your nostrils." But he's laughing, lifting his scotch to his lips and raising eyebrows.
"Hm... Does Your Mother Know by ABBA. Or Radio GaGa, by Queen. What about you?"
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Honestly, he's kind of impressed at the lack of reaction. Griffin would've been whipping that cinder block of a head at lightening speed if their places were swapped. But that's just the sort of guy Axel is and the guy sure as hell hasn't changed one bit.
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"So you hate havin' fun that much, huh. Live a little, man. We Will Rock You only counts if you do every single part without whimpin' out. Gotta put your soul in it just like how I do with I Wanna Dance With Somebody. Falsetto and all."
"Excuse you." Axel said as he remained still -- not even startled by the other's loud sneeze. He pressed his lips together into a thin line as he pondered the question. "I'm not a karaoke kind of guy." He admitted. "But maybe... We Will Rock You by Queen?" He suggested before shrugging. "But again, I would never."
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"What about you, Griff?"
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@thrces @saudadc @3-first-names @barb-freling @chairlcg
the newsroom (season 1) sentence starters
ā€œi want a human moment from you.ā€
ā€œi’m taking medicine for vertigo and i think it works because i’ve got it.ā€
ā€œit’s not a meeting, it’s a party. there’s pizza.ā€
ā€œloyalty. i’m making a dumb decision out of loyalty.ā€
ā€œyeah, i get that there are moments, small moments, infrequent moments, where i’m not the easiest guy to work with, but who the hell is?ā€
ā€œhey, dickless!ā€
ā€œwas that something that really needed to be said four times?ā€
ā€œi will beat the shit out of you! i don’t care how many protein bars you eat.ā€
ā€œof course i care. anybody would care. —but honestly, i don’t.ā€
ā€œā€™ma’am’? how old do i look?ā€
ā€œyou know the only reason i’m still standing here is that i have nowhere else to go, right?ā€
ā€œshe’s me before i grew into myself and got hotter with age.ā€
ā€œi ain’t afraid of nothing except jellyfish, which is completely normal.ā€
ā€œyou’ve done everything i’ve ever asked you to do and a ton of stuff i’d never ask anyone to do.ā€
ā€œsomething great is about to happen here and you’re gonna want to be a part of it.ā€
ā€œi’m just taking your temperature. on a scale of 1-10, how much trouble am i in with you?ā€
ā€œyeah, they fucked up! they trusted you!ā€
ā€œif he doesn’t want me to hear it, i’d like to hear it.ā€œ
ā€œlook, you don’t have to trust me. she trusts me. you just have to trust her.ā€
ā€œhow often do you get this lucky?ā€
ā€œi’m sorry if i’ve been a little inaccessible or terse lately… or for several years.ā€
ā€œseriously, though, i have a blog?ā€
ā€œdon’t talk to me unless you absolutely have to, alright?ā€
ā€œin the old days of about ten minutes agoā€¦Ā ā€œ
ā€œi shouldn’t say things.ā€
ā€œbut what they lack in experience, they make up for in inexperience.ā€
ā€œi find it hard to predict what you will and won’t do.ā€
ā€œokay, i’d like to say, with all respect, that i don’t feel i need to be supervised.ā€
ā€œi think kids are great. i used to be one.ā€
ā€œiĀ have no idea why i’m being mean to you.ā€œ
ā€œi don’t know what to tell you. i like my job.ā€
ā€œi mean it. i don’t have any friends.ā€
ā€œyou’re enabling an ass.ā€
ā€œi made a quick decision. it may have been the wrong one, but once i made it, i had to commit to it.ā€
ā€œi’m changing minds. i’m changing minds all over the place!ā€
ā€œno, what you heard was, ā€˜don’t mention it. it’s no problem. don’t worry about it.’ what i said was, 'don’t mention it. ever.ā€™ā€œ
ā€œwould you rather i’d have been dishonest?ā€
ā€œare you really not sure? because that would make you dumber than previous estimates.ā€
ā€œyou should shut up more than you do.ā€
ā€œfuck up again like this, i’m gonna get mad.ā€
ā€œthe reason we failed isn’t a mystery.ā€
ā€œthe pentagon’s a really big building. you can’t levitate it.ā€
ā€œyou’re dressed much too nicely to work here.ā€
ā€œthat didn’t sound like something that should come with a warning. that sounded like something that should come with balloons.ā€
ā€œyeah, go fuck yourself.ā€
ā€œi wish your face would stop moving so i could punch it.ā€
ā€œkeep breathing, okay? you’re safe. you’re awesome.ā€
ā€œjust pretend i gave a better pep talk.ā€
ā€œare you ready for me to blow your mind?ā€
ā€œi’m saying, with all possible respect, that i would have more respect for you if you were a heroin dealer.ā€
ā€œwell, there’s a year and a half of my life i’m not getting back.ā€
ā€œi really wanted to see what $135 macaroni and cheese looked like.ā€
ā€œthis is an area where i do not excel.ā€
ā€œthere is no way i’m the bad guy in what just happened. at worst, i’m in fourth place.ā€
ā€œagainst all instincts of what sanity sounds like, i’m here at 11am on a saturday.ā€
ā€œi ever tell you otherwise, you punch me in the face!ā€
ā€œonions make you cry. they don’t themselves experience emotion.ā€
ā€œi could have been a doctor. … i didn’t go to medical school or anything.ā€
ā€œshe really wasn’t ashamed to say she had bieber fever?ā€
ā€œi am more confused than i was before.ā€
ā€œdo. not. screw. me. on. this.ā€
ā€œeverything would have been cool if you hadn’t said that. you just talk too much.ā€
ā€œi’m having a little bout with insomnia.ā€
ā€œeveryone could use a little therapy. and you a lot more than most.ā€
ā€œwhat are you fucking around with me for?ā€
ā€œi’m going to singlehandedly fix the internet.ā€
ā€œshe wouldn’t complain if her hair were on fire.ā€
ā€œyou were my fourth and only choice.ā€
ā€œyou just don’t stop until he tells the truth.ā€
ā€œi hate that people are scared of me.ā€
ā€œwhat in the name of holy fuck were you thinking about?!ā€
ā€œthat doesn’t make the cut of the top three calamities that just occurred.ā€
ā€œyou don’t know what it’s like in my head.ā€
ā€œmaybe if you stare at that piece of paper long enough, the time will reverse itself and the last 10 seconds will be erased from the universe.ā€
ā€œthere’s just too much we don’t know and too many words we don’t want to say out loud.ā€
ā€œyou haven’t lost your touch for complimenting and insulting someone at the same time.ā€
ā€œwhat does god’s voice sound like?ā€
ā€œquestion: hell. do you think it’s as bad as everyone says it is?ā€
ā€œthey cut some of the redundancies because they thought they were redundant.ā€
ā€œwe’re starting to be not very pleasant people to be around.ā€
ā€œwhy in the world would you know that?ā€
ā€œis it important that you treat me like an asshole?ā€
ā€œyou know you’re talking out loud, right?ā€
ā€œi do remember that. it was yesterday.ā€
ā€œyou’re going to see an emotional response on my face and a physical response directed at yours.ā€
ā€œi’d chop off my ears before i’d hurt her.ā€
ā€œwhere’s a power outage when you really need one?ā€
ā€œwell, i’m sorry to hear that, because it was all for nothing.ā€
ā€œi don’t think i’m coming back.ā€
ā€œyou can understand my reluctance to trust you.ā€
ā€œyou think you’re a bad guy, and you’re just not.ā€
ā€œa lot of men are intimidated by my intelligence.ā€
ā€œdo you have any life philosophy that isn’t based on a musical?ā€
ā€œi’ve handled bigger schmucks than you.ā€
ā€œi’m fine! —okay, i’m a little dizzy.ā€
ā€œwe will both be working here, but we will never speak or make eye contact ever again starting now.ā€
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"WUH-CHOO!"
Zeus might as well have thrown a flurry of thunderbolts, because that sneeze is ruptured eardrum worthy. To make matters worse, a horrid wheezing noise comes from the source. Griffin, still fully leaned over with hands braced on each knee, feels winded to his core. But he'll recover. Always does after a launching such a noise that'd make his great-grandfather roll in his damn grave.
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"Fuckin' hell— acoustics workin' a little too well." What, with the grand arches he slowly recovers under. It's no wonder the sneeze amplified thrice. "Be killer to do an open mic here— hey, what's your go to karaoke song?"
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@thrces - @saudadc - @3-first-names - @chairlcg
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"Probably already has." Be a miracle if the little orange devil hasn't bitten a chunk out of some firefighter or cop's ass. The mention of food has him visibly perk. "Was but now I ain't. Got the destination in the bag." Well, arms as he continues to cradle Butters like a wee babe. "Never turn down a bite to eat— so long as they don't throw a fuckin' fit over Butts." Which he wouldn't blame any restaurant owner for doing. Might as well lump the cat in with the rat-free policy.
Theo laughs a bit, too, finishing out is cigarette but making damn sure not to throw it on the ground where this horrid cat or other creatures might get to the butt and finish that part off, too. "Y'know? Tracks." He shrugs, knowing better than to approach while Butters is chilling - as best as he can.
"Fuck, man, I bet he gave 'em a run for their money." The promise of his quick take out at him calls, though, with a rumble in his gut. "You heading anywhere specific? I was just about to stop down the street and grab a bite if you wanna come with."
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The betrayal runs deep and the monthly schedule's already being indexed in his very, very confused head. A trip to the vet's definitely in order. Doesn't matter if this is just some coincidence or holy/ cosmic alignment — old bastards getting inspected.
"Tell you what," Griffin's slowly coming back to himself again, "ask Jackson yourself and maybe you'll get a straight answer." Big fat fucking chance, but he's just as stubborn ( if not more ) than the root-tooting idiot. "Butt's already nice to me. Only time he's ever tried to claw me a new one was when there were meds involved."
"He's fine." Said with such fucking conviction, as if he fucking knows a single fucking thing about cats. Lev can count on one hand the number of pets he's had throughout his life, and let's be fucking honest - that's zero. "Living his best fucking life."
Why not take advantage of the situation.
"Tell you what," Lev scratches under Butter's chin. "Tell me about how you met Jackson, and I'll tell Butts to be nicer to you."
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Saem — Gerard — Oryn — Leslie
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