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Hiii! I know I disappeared for a while, I have a new blog on which i'm wayyy more active. And also a new name (Vince/Vincent, I'm still trying it out) and pronouns (he/they), because turns out I'm trans lol

I'm keeping this blog for nostagia purposes, but if we're mutuals here and you want to follow my new blog, let me know! Fair warning tho, it's mostly anime stuff, because guess who got into anime over quarantine 

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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

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lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

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Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

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as a society we do not talk enough about how funny dostoyevsky’s crime and punishment is,,,

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wait, love ur space knowledge, now i have a moon query. u said earth's moon is proportionally the hugest but isn't charon like half the size of pluto? which i know is technically a dwarf planet but she's very dear to me so what's the deal with that? thank u

yeah Charon really isn't a moon proper because it's not actually orbiting Pluto, they're orbiting each other!

this means that Pluto and Charon are actually a paired system of orbiting bodies and not a standard planet-moon-system at all, and this is a major reason why Pluto was disqualified from being a planet proper in the first place!

this double-orbit is also a major reason why Pluto's orbit around the Sun is just so unbelievably fucked up.

which, again, is another reason why Pluto got kicked off of the Planets table and had to go sit with Planetoids and Dwarf Planets at the kiddy table.

(thanks a lot, Charon.)

uhhh but yeah basically these two idiot rocks are just holding hands and screaming while they cartwheel wildly through the outer solar system and it's pretty hilarious actually

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driving gloves are so slutty and for what. that hole in the back of the glove? that's the boob window for the back of your hand.

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bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a character who hasn’t had a day of real happiness in years

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the absolute religious experience this song delivers

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actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty then to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do.

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ripping grass out of the ground is therapy

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anyway

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

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entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

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talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should