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Someone: Green Day isn’t punk!

Me:

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Pete, looking seductively at a bowl of Froot Loops: mmm...

Mikey: Pete?

Pete, standing up and strutting over to the Froot Loops: You know what, fuck you Mikey I’m marrying these Froot Loops!

Pete, stroking the bowl of Froot Loops: I love you, Froot Loops...

Mikey: Fuck you too, asshole.

(Credit to @mikeywayismydad27 for Pete’s responses to Mikey)

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How Frerard probably broke up #4

Frank, kissing all over Gerard: I love you so much!

Gerard: I love Mikey more.

Frank: ......

Gerard: HES MY FUCKING BROTHER!

Frank, running away: THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!

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What the hell did I expect?

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Brother: man I hate gays, they’re so weird, right?

Me: *flips him off, rainbow wristband flopping around on my wrist*

Brother: what was that for??

Me: that was for being a homophobic little bitch.

Brother: but you’re straight what do you care?!

Me: *inhales sharply, trying not to kill him* you are fucking clueless...

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What a nice facial expression!

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As you can see, Frank has figured out life.

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Watercooler.... fucking watercooler. Nice.

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ATTENTION KILLJOYS!

July 1st marks the official mvotc ceremony and guess what; MCR WON WITH WTTBP!!! We don't know who will claim it, meaning MCR might get back together!! KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!

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Get your bad vibes out of my cornflakes

-Gerard Way

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How Ferard probably broke up #3

Gerard: hey frank do you love me? Frank: yes… Gerard: do you care about me? Frank: of course I do! Gerard: oh ok. *grabs stuff* bye.

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“Champagne, cocaine, gasoline”

Fall Out Boy is like champagne because it’s classy but it can still get you hammered. Panic! is like cocaine because it makes you feel like you’re on drugs. My Chem is like gasoline because it makes you want to burn shit down and be emo.

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:D

💜

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Brendon: I love knitting needles! I can sew a scarf, I can make mittens, I can stab your eyes out, I can make a hat...

Ryan: What was that middle part?

Brendon: I can make mittens.

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Mikey Way went from “do you want to trade Pokemon at lunch” to “my jawline is more structured than your life.”

@vulcanvampire (via dontbuyphanhamsters)

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE A PART OF THE CRINGE EMO DABBING CHEESE WHIZ FAM SQUAD

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Thanks fr th mmrs

Reblog with your favorite fob song

Fourth of July