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Carmilla visits me tonight

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hecate

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trauma therapy has been swell

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Italian Nirvana

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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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Every single sapphic kiss has its content flagged for adult content. Why do I not see outrage about this? The other day I came across a drawing of two faceless men holding each other tentatively, like you'd cradle a lover. It was flagged. Is this it? Is this normal now, once again? Do we, the queer users on the "most queer place on the internet" just accept this now?

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Okay I know this might seem random but. What enneagram do you think Micheal Scott is?

LMAO

He's a very clear 9 imho. Not only does he act on gut instinct, he also does not know who he is. "This is fine," he tells himself in every abusive relationship he's had (of any kind). Not only does he keep stumbling into them, he also never clearly states his boundaries and sticks to them, which is why he remains in that harmful cycle for a long, long time.

Moreover, he's incredibly insecure. The only thing he's sure of is that he's "funny", which he isn't most of the time, but he clutches it so desperately in his trembling fingers that it becomes his whole identity.

I can see 7 tendencies (escapism) in him and 4 (choosing pain) as well because of what I just described, but the fact of the matter is that Michael looks at other people for a sense of direction, especially in identity (remember when he copied Jim's entire attitude and tried to imitate his hair? Or when he grew a goatee bc Ryan had one?). So he is most definitely a 9.

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A shout out to all the writers out there who don’t make the rec lists or have all the buzz or get all the traffic and attention or kudos. Your work is still valuable and appreciated and loved, and without you and your fics, fandom would be so much poorer.

Keep on writing and creating and sharing your works. You have an audience who loves you.

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i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

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why did we ever stop the flower crown edit trend? it was so pure? why does cringe-culture ruin everything fun? there is literally nothing bad about putting flower crowns on photos of people, they’re just flowers

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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the character

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I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus