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i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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from dick jokes to cocktails, grant o'brien's friends are passionate about a lot of things, but the one thing they love above all else is correcting people. this is um, actually: almost true facts about grant anthony o'brien.

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joining us on today's episode we have <three of grant's friends>, and joining us not as always from the fact-checker room we have grant anthony o'brien himself.

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in front of me are a stack of incorrect statements, and it's up to you to find out what's wrong, buzz in, and correct me. if you do not start the statement with "um, actually..." I cannot give you the point, and someone else can buzz in and steal that answer from you

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I can't tell for sure (it might just be the regular model of Holden Commodore ute) but I think that that's a HSV Maloo.

A Dr Who Maloo.

(so I guess my answer is having a look at the badges on the tailgate to see if it's a regular Commodore ute or if it has a fun to say name)

wyd when i pull up in this

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

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imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

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i disrespect the grind

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i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

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Being mutuals is not enough we need to sing along in the car to our favorite songs

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion