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trick question actually i am going to open writing commissions and art commissions soon
hi tumblr been awhile should i open commissions up
#i am so poor i have not eaten anything but vending machine food in two days#sorry to come back to the platform licking the dirt but my internal organs are beginning to shut down
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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trying to go to Mars and we haven’t invented an unlimited phone battery
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MOAR beach drawings… mom told me yesterday that we’re going to the beach this july so CROSSED FINGERS everyone stop getting sick
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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i think venom would love tumblr. i bet he’d make a carrd
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the worst feeling in the world is when your tummy hurts and you know it’s your fault
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losing your keys and wallet at the same time is like god banning you from outside
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