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Joe: This is why it took me ten years to go from “getting started” to full-time streamer. This is not the way to make it big.
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I hope pili does lore again despite all the hate. I hope every chatter who's been weird to him gets banned and pangixpilixlukey becomes canon
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I accidently ate a bunch of edibles (i never had drugs before and i cannot resist brownies) that my roomate had left unlabeled in the fridge and just had the most vivid dream of a life series
It was just like last life but every player had been cloned irl by the amount of lives they got. Each clone then had 2 lives, green and red. There where like 7 jimmies (is that the plural?) And 12 mumbos, Scott rolled a 2 and both of them made it to the finale but ended up losing to crazy bdubs army (there was a glitch that made it so everytime someone was killed by a bdubs another one would spawn) because etho didnt get cloned since no one knew where his irl conterpart was and all the bdubs (over 20) were loyal to him and had gone savage when he died.I also think oli was here but half of his clones transitioned and were going by "oliette"
There is SO MUCH to unpack here.
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Bad: [extremely depressed rambling about how abandoned he feels and how much he just wants to go home] Chat: have you tried turning the cathedral off and on again Chat: stick a toothbrush in it Chat: maybe u should dress cuter to get their attention Chat: flash an ankle!!!!!
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badboyhalo heaven hates you badboyhalo heaven hates you badboyhalo heaven hates you badboyhalo heaven hates you badbo
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Bad : Do you wanna get on the dsmp?
Lukey : What like now??
Bad : Yeah sure it's my server
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look at my lawyer dawg, we're losing the case 😭😭 !!
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all green faction knows how to do is do drugs, be gay, and have religious themes
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Yellow and Blue Factions: omg Pangi is so evil, he’s probably just as bloodthirsty as Pili and Bad, he’s on Green Team, he has pipe bombs and he wants to kill us all…
Pangi:

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i am actually in love with the yellow castle
ref & sketch :P
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Lukey passing by with a siren noise then turning into a NPC while Pangi was tweaking out sent me 😭 😭
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