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Hey folks, I’m Quinn Hills, and this is my dating profile obligatory pinned post.

I’m a trans non-binary lesbian songwriter, filmmaker, and streamer based in Nashville, TN.

I like long walks on the beach and crying into my ice cream.

I have a cat named Blair Witch. She’s everything to me.

You may know me as the biggest loser in the 2023 MCYTBLR Sexywoman Poll. My parents are very proud.

A sinister disembodied voice compelled me to make this pinned post, and when a sinister disembodied voice talks, I listen.

Song Commissions Open!

Sad Bird App

Twitch (all streams at 10pm Central)

SUN — Games, Music & More

MON — Wheel of Songwriting

TUE — Games, Music & More

THU — Sidescroll Karaoke

One last thing: I love fanart and want y’all to get creative, but please do not make any NSFW portrayals of me. I don’t consent to that. Otherwise, feel free to tag me if you make something, and I’ll probably reblog it :)

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Now- i need some opinions. Do we have some loser redemption rounds?

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there you have it folks, the final round has now concluded and we have our winner, miss Pearlescentmoon!

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Thank you so much to everyone who’s voted so far, and i wish both pearl and false an excellent final round

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HOLY SHIT MY TUMBLR IS FINALLY WORKING THANK GOD—

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This is mod Croma, so sorry for the complications but the poll is ready now!

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It’s my eleventy-thirty-fourth birthday!!!

Join me and @joehills at 10pm Central tonight at twitch.tv/redactedhills for a special bday stream where we’ll co-op Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge

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Update:

Hey guys it's mod croma here on the account, so sorry but the polls are gonna be delayed a little bit since the account owner is having a hard time posting shit

In the meanwhile go make some propaganda. GO GO GO!!!!!

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Update:

Hey guys it's mod croma here on the account, so sorry but the polls are gonna be delayed a little bit since the account owner is having a hard time posting shit

In the meanwhile go make some propaganda. GO GO GO!!!!!

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that’s it folks! round five is completed, and the very final round of the mcytblr sexywoman competition will be live tomorrow!

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i really REALLY wanted empires lizzie vs traffic lizzie for the final ngl, but having hermitcraft pearl vs traffic pearl in the semifinals is equally as funny

^^

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Sorry, polls are out now!

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ROUND FIVE -

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ROUND FIVE -

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nooo quinn lost, gg guys. we almost had the hills win BOTH of the sexy competitions

quinn won in our hearts ❤️

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I received word earlier today that one of my many opponents planned to leak the following private photos of me in order to secure the championship for themselves.

I was shocked and appalled. I have no recollection of posing for these photographs, but I know in my heart that to post such deplorable depictions of myself online would be an epic cringefail.

I conferenced all evening with my closest associates, and while these images do seem to portray me at my lowest point, they also make me look like a pathetic wet cat

So here they are

I defy you to find a more pathetic, more wet, more cat candidate

VOTE 4 ME

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In this early morning hour, I hereby concede to PearlescentMoon Stuck in Traffic who will go on to battle PearlescentMoon Not in Traffic, and I congratulate Pearl’s adherents on leading her to victory.

I would also like to thank the hundreds or thousands who cast their votes in my name. You may be downtrodden in the weeks and months ahead, but I urge you to look on this time with wistfulness and a renewed determination.

I am not discouraged by the results of this election. Winning does not a sexywoman make. A sexywoman’s life is rife with cringefails and pathetic wet cat energy. It’s being the only competitor in a poll to care about the poll and then spending countless time and energy campaigning. It’s answering your constituents’ questions in a timely manner and acting like you don’t know your own brother. It’s posting photos of yourself being a literal wet cat mere hours before the polls close while you’re already ahead, which inevitably draws last-minute attention to yourself that ultimately ruins your chances to continue to the next round.

It’s being a sick sort of person who has played no more than three hours of Minecraft in her entire life.

And so, I can say today with pathetic confidence that I am the most sexywoman of MCYTBLR. Not because I won, but because I fought the hardest and lost the hardest.

Thank you.

— Quinn Hills