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The catfish pun 💀

Miraculous - Catfish -DON'T REPOST-

My Webtoon Angel Blue (Superhero/Romance):

WWW.WEBTOONS.COM

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Waiting for the time when LB and CN finally kick Félix Graham de Vanily's ass.

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just thinking about their dynamic

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PTSDbug

Chat Noir: I don't need you to protect me.

We'll never be akumatized!

Ladybug:

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felix’s adrien act is both incredibly ridiculous and incredibly convincing at the same time

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i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

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hey, look it’s them.

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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

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disliking disney for its awful capitalist mindset

and

actually liking disney movies sometimes

are opinions that can coexist

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(Same anon) no no not like that, like Marinette and Adrien make up akuma forms for themselves to pretend like they’re less sus

Oh right! Sorry! I got carried away and forgot!

Think of that as the first half of the scene, and this is the second half:

Marinette: I mean, not in love love but like friendship love.

Adrien: Oh, ok then.

Marinette: And Chat Blanc? That's the name of my akuma.

Kim: What akuma?

Marinette: I was too ashamed to admit it but one night, when I couldn't sleep I got akumatized into Chat Blanc. That's because.... I had a nightmare and Chat Blanc is the akuma of nightmares.

Madam Bustier: Really?!

Markov: Then why did you say that Chat Noir got akumatized into Chat Blanc?

Marinette: To... To cover up my failure. I let that happen to myself.

Chloé: Ha! A loser like always, Dupain-Cheng.

Marinette: Well it only happened once, not as may times as you.

Adrien: Wait, Marinette, how come we don't know you got akumatized? And who saved you?

Marinette: That's because I got akumatized while everyone else was asleep! And I was saved by Ladybug and Chat Noir, obviously!

Adrien: When did that hap-

Marinette, interrupts him: So I guess you're the only one who never got akumatized, congratulations!

Adrien: No! I got akumatized too.

Marinette: When exactly? I think I would remember you getting akumatized.

Adrien: One time I was really... BORING! And that's why I got akumatized.

Marinette: But when? I don't remember.

Adrien: You were not there. Only Ladybug and Chat Noir were there.

Marinette: But... Ummm...

Adrien: Why are you asking so much about that?

Marinette: Why are you?

Adrien: Nothing.

Marinette: Same. No specific reason.

Madam Bustier: Well it looks like everyone got akumatized. And please, kids, let's focus on the class now.

The bell: *rings*

Madam Bustier: So we didn't waste the time on akumatizations, we wasted time on talking about akumatizations. God, I'm so quitting my job...

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Will someone please teach that kid how to play fútbol 💀

I just witnessed Adrien pick up a soccer ball with his hands in the middle of a game 😭😭

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💀 yall

I don't know why I made this sjkdfhkjsf

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hi everyone, my friend adrien, one of my miraculous friends, is disabled black trans person is in need of aid. if you all could, please share this post around to help them out. 

adrien’s paypal: AshelyBrouk

adrien’s venmo: learningtoworld

adrien goes by they/them pronouns btw.

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why tf does it bother yall so much when adults like things made for kids mind yo damn business

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kagami: WHO IS PULLING THE STRINGS OF YOUR LIFE? YOUR COUSIN?? YOUR FATHER?? ME WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER???

me, adrien and plagg: