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mderngrl · 1 year

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I can’t believe people think me and my partner are related?? I’m literally white

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mderngrl · 2 years

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no no no no this literally CANT be true theres NO WAY they call it that..!!!!!!

#skooshy!#it’s skooshy cream

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mderngrl · 2 years

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I do love raimi spiderman however. suck on my bualls I guess

I love how I was into the mcu for like 5 whole minutes because I foooolishly believed they might adapt (in the loosest form possible) one of my favourite comics and then they absolutely didn’t and made like possibly one of the shittiest pieces of media I’ve ever seen and I immediately dipped. how do mcu fans handle it, do they enjoy feeling humiliated? And like fools? never again

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mderngrl · 2 years

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I love how I was into the mcu for like 5 whole minutes because I foooolishly believed they might adapt (in the loosest form possible) one of my favourite comics and then they absolutely didn’t and made like possibly one of the shittiest pieces of media I’ve ever seen and I immediately dipped. how do mcu fans handle it, do they enjoy feeling humiliated? And like fools? never again

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mderngrl · 2 years

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introducing my partner to my family like “hey so this is my creacher. sorry about his evil laugh you will get used to it. please don’t ask us any questions”

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mderngrl · 2 years

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what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

#me and my creacher #in the self scan machine camera #we are buying oven pizza to cook in the hostel on our way back from a gig #little do we know that the hostel does not allow cooking after 10pm!!!#so we have a lengthy debate about the consequences of eating uncooked pizza #i win #and so we do not eat the pizza #instead we take it 159 miles north and then 111 miles south before eating one pizza #then we take the other back up north and eat it there #in the span of 3 days

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mderngrl · 2 years

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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

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mderngrl · 2 years

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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

#get cellulitis

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mderngrl · 2 years

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You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

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mderngrl · 2 years

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mderngrl · 2 years

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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

#my parents nicknamed me (derogatory)#so then I nicholasnamed myself (affectionate)#and now people just call me things that sound a bit like my name but not quite #my creepy manager called me charlottie #my umm… not boyfriend… calls me charlatan

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mderngrl · 2 years

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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mderngrl · 2 years

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goddammit I gotta workshop so many turtleneck based outfits ://

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mderngrl · 2 years

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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mderngrl · 2 years

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thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence

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mderngrl · 2 years

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mderngrl · 2 years

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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

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