I'm Md, in this house we respect clocks, knights, demons, clowns, and eldritch abominations! ^this thing is a legal adult
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Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils
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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!
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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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The Illusionist 💫 The Scoundrel 🍾 The Siphoner 🩸 The Performer 🎭
Happy Pride to The Hidden Isle’s character classes 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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