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love you more, starlight

babe wake up. i made a new sideblog

https://www.tumblr.com/dear-ex-person/749157659601764352/dear-ex-insert-relation-here?source=share

that brings my total blog count to 17

And counting 😎

Wait. Now that I think about it

Is there a max number of sideblogs

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headcannon: colin robinson celebrates festivus and drags in the vamps because the airing of grievances is a good drain (laszlo and nandor get in an argument within the first three minutes, then when nadja tries to intervene laszlo says something offhand that insults nadja and doll nadja jumps in to defend her)

and then he strips nearly naked for the feats of strength to try to get the whole Making People Uncomfortable drain especially from guillermo and the crew

the baron joins for airing of grievances because he still resents memo and nandor roasting him (memo literally, nandor figuratively)

seanie and charmaine come over because hey what's all that yelling about do you guys have booze then they join in on the grievances

everyone's got a lot of grievances (especially the guide) and colin robinson is over there mouth open eyes blue until evie walks in and oh shit

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OH MY GOD

“to be your familiar will be an honor.”

“will you do me the honor of accompanying me on my journey around the world.”

HE WAS USING HIS WORDS BACK. HE WAS ANSWERING THIS. NANDOR IN THAT MOMENT WAS BEING EVEN MORE DIRECTLY ROMANTIC THAN WE EVER THOUGHT. BASICALLY SAYING NO THE HONOR IS MINE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Listen: Laszlo found the cure for vampirism. He found the cure, and doesn’t know what to do about it. It caused him to shut down for 3 weeks because now that he’s found it? It’s caused a malfunction.

Why would he shut down? Why wouldn’t he just give it to Guillermo and move onto his next hobby?

Well….

Laszlo, who says time and time again how much he loves being a vampire, mister “I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever”, is actually the one in the house with the most connections to humanity. His knowledge of human culture, his human friends, his life as Jackie Daytona… for fuck’s sake, his favorite hobby is GARDENING.

A foray into the sun for one day made him radiant, the smile on that face was priceless, but that was just a one time thing. He could, in his mind, still be a vampire and enjoy one day in the sun. But once he found the cure, that could be every day.

His entire identity (to himself) is being a vampire, and he is madly in love with a woman who, i do not believe for once second, would even entertain the idea of taking a cure for herself. Nadja LOVES being a vampire through and through, but does Laszlo, really?

His hypnosis skills aren’t the best, he can’t do telekinesis or pyrokinisis. He can’t fly as high as the others. He doesn’t claw up walls. He doesn’t have any special powers that we know of. I don’t think it’s because he’s deficient at all, I think it just simply doesn’t interest him. Beyond yelling “BAT!”, and making the most of that infinite libido, does he truly revel in vampirism?

So yeah… I think he’s found the cure and doesn’t know where to go next. I think he feels tempted to take it, and it’s fracturing his identity.

We will see if I’m wrong next week.

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IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW COLIN ROBINSON HAS BEEN HAVING DREAMS ABOUT BEING THAT LITTLE TAP DANCING FREAK THAT CRAWLED ITS WAY OUT OF THE ABDOMINAL CAVITY OF DEAD COLIN ROBINSON????

AND HOW HE REMEMBERS (in the dream) LAZSLO TAKING CARE OF HIM AND BEING HIS "DADDY"

AND HOW NADJA JUST SAID "no, yeah, that's cause it happened"

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS?? DID I JUST MAKE THIS ALL UP??

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he's always been

he'd just die if he let it show 😭

Okay but why Colin became interesting all of a sudden ?

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I am so utterly obsessed with the canon confirmation that Colin Robinson is actually an immensely fascinating person and just chooses to be Like That™️

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my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

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I really wish that the rainbow wasn’t the LGBT community symbol. I have nothing against the lgbt community, but I miss being able to see a rainbow without thinking about gay pride and all the posts that circulate the Internet. I just miss when rainbows reminded me of reading rainbow.

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NO YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT

Something I noticed in the newest ep of wwdits is that Colin quotes movies and media in the same way that baby Colin did. If I remember correctly, he never used to do that before.

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go touch græs

Ultimate Word Tournament!

aquarium (English) [əˈkwɛɹ.i.jəm] 1. A tank, often made of glass, for keeping live fish or other aquatic animals. 2. A public place where live fish and other aquatic animals are exhibited.

græs (Danish) [kʁæːs] grass.

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colin robinson moodboard

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I love referring to Colin Robinson as:

That Little Tap Dancing Freak That Crawled Its Way Out Of The Abdominal Cavity Of Dead Colin Robinson

like, even when referring to the Colin Robinson that has not yet been that little tap dancing freak that crawled its way out of the abdominal cavity of dead Colin Robinson

I just love Colin Robinson

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Draining my friends

Sometimes I just get the urge pick fights with people, or to at least irritate them

Especially when they're being annoying

I will purposefully say the shitty things that come across my mind

I lessen my filter, say the mean shit I'm thinking, and wait to see how it'll play out

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Today I was draining my friend's energy by talking about that little tap dancing freak that crawled its way out of the abdominal cavity of dead Colin Robinson.

They are the one who introduced me to wwdits, so it wasn't a fulfilling drain, but still.

I saying how much I love that little tap dancing freak that crawled its way out of the abdominal cavity of dead Colin Robinson, and they said, "personally I like the horny one better"

as you might expect, my response was "huh? which horny one?" because there are so many

and they said, "y'know. The horny one. The malewife"

and I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Laszlo. Yeah, I love him too."

and proceeded to talk about that little tap dancing freak that crawled its way out of the abdominal cavity of dead Colin Robinson

also, shoutout to Nadja and The Guide cause I love them too

and now I have to mention Nandermo cause I also love them

while we're at it—sending love to the Wraiths (hope your guys' union is going well)

and to the Baron and the Sire and the Hellhound

and some love to Seanie and Charmaine ofc