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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
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id die for the internet archive over my country
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We can put them back together....we have the technology...
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before june ended i wanted to also say:
happy tenth birthday to dirty paws!
it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺
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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question
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“kink and fetish is when men beat women and it’s a learned activity from being pornbrained” - these freaks. over and over again. like saying it makes it true.
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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