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You ever have a poo so unpleasant you feel like a morally worse person? Like the only way that poo could have been decent was if you were a better person? Yeah….

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Why is it that when people have an unlikely experience they’re told to “go buy a lottery ticket?”

Maybe I don’t understand luck, but I’ve always thought the worst time to buy a lottery ticket would be after something super unlikely because you used up all your luck on the first thing. Wouldn’t you want the most average and normal thing to be what precedes a lottery ticket? Idk

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Be careful I’m gonna start inflicting my period cramps on my male dnd ocs

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Do you think we’ll(the usa) reach a point where when we say, “this year will be my year!” ,it’ll be fully truthful because we’ve gone below rock bottom and burrowed into the magma, so literally anything could happen and it would be better than the current state of the country?

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In know Microsoft is less silly than the early days of Minecraft, but I hope in the next update(major or minor) it has “removed herobrine” in the patch notes

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My favorite genre of YouTube content is YouTubers that are bad at Minecraft

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Imagine if King creativity is called Quirinus cuz he’s dead instead of Romulus

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Continuing this… someone will have a take like “i don’t like when people vape around me because I hate the flavors” or “buying from fast fashion like shien is bad because it is a hugely wasteful industry and has child labor practices(allegedly)” and the comment section will be full of the most insane takes about how because your lungs haven’t collapsed yet, vaping is completely safe for everyone and how dare they try to control another person. Or because shien is “cheap and cute”(actual excuse I saw) it excuses everything else

Idk sometimes I feel like I’m insane for having basic empathy or something

TikTok comments are crazy because why is this guy getting harassed for saying we shouldn’t film minimum wage workers without their consent

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TikTok comments are crazy because why is this guy getting harassed for saying we shouldn’t film minimum wage workers without their consent

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Only day you can reblog this

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Who needs rage bait when you have a Minecraft villager that won’t go back in his room

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Shoutout to the one Spanish user commenting on my English fic

Nothing brings me more joy then translating a comment to find it’s super sweet(/gen)

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I think instead of using AI (ai)people just hire a guy named Al(AL) to do all of that.

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I can feel that my pupils are two different sizes and it’s giving me a headache :(

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Reblog if you're asexual and tired

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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SUDDEN BURST OF INSPIRATION GO !!!!

(Plus a bunch of different versions of it )