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[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Dog

Cuem here

Pspspsps

-trots over- give me.

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

*bite s you aggressively*

-bites deep-

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

*grabs him aggressively* "if you don't shut your furry ass up I'm feeding you chocolate."

Nice try bud, I can actually eat chocolate with no issue

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

*your afraid of the truth

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Yeah yeah go before I eat ya bud

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

What do you think of that one Howdy? The one who thought your joke was funny?

I...I dunno...I guess I need to humiliate him with pranks instead...

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Those are some bold words for someone who is lying to himself.

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SHUT UP

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Oooooh you’ll be fun to disintegrate!

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Try me pal

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Hi there, neighbor. Why are you mean to others? @:3

Because they deserve it for bein such wet blanket losers and for leaving me

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Something tells me your all bark no bite. Maybe you hate everyone because you hate yourself much more?

You’re not as tough as you think you are, Barnaby. I bet that if someone was stubborn enough they’d have you begging for their love.

And they could easily take it all away again.

Doesn’t that scare you, bad dog?

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Nice try bud I don't need no stupid love and are ya a Sally? ya seem quite cocky for someone so short

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Imagining if I cracked someone who’s bigger and stronger than me and they thought they were real tough til I started tickling them to pieces~

“Awwww the big scary wolf is just a ticklish little puppy inside, huh? Poor baby” 😇💕

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Oi, mean guy. You like someone?

No, I f*cking don't. Especially not you.

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Ahhk! Hi doggy! Do you want a taffy? ~Honey anon

is it poison or somethin? -raises eyebrow-

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

O-Oh uh..thanks? -nervous tail wag-

Heya Howds, ya look the same as always, did your wings up and fly away without ya? ~ Beagle Anon 🐶

"well I mean, considering I haven't went through metamorphosis yet, I would think I would still look the same.", he rose a brow, chuckling a little," although, if that was a joke, it is kinda funny I'll admit."

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

It...is? -shocked pupper-

Heya Howds, ya look the same as always, did your wings up and fly away without ya? ~ Beagle Anon 🐶

"well I mean, considering I haven't went through metamorphosis yet, I would think I would still look the same.", he rose a brow, chuckling a little," although, if that was a joke, it is kinda funny I'll admit."

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Yeah yeah, I don't care what you losers find funny anymore, all that matters is I'm having some fun here and tripping ya is fun let me tell ya

well well well heya there ms joyful you sure look a lot less colorful lately what happened to ya? -the rude beagle snickers purposely tripping her- ~ Beagle Anon

Julie, still stuck with blue hair, had been walking through a more seedy part of the town she had just ‘jumped’ to. She honestly missed the motel and the poppy variant, even if the motel was shabby. It felt like home, and it was always nice to have a roof over her head.

But at least she had her belongings safely packed away in two duffle bags.

For a second, she’s distracted by a voice. Admittedly, yeah, she’s been less colorful lately, I mean, who would be after moving constantly? She was about to turn to answer, but alas, she is tripped!

A face full of sidewalk isn’t the greatest, and she turns to shout at the assailant

“ hey! was that for- I wasn’t bothering nobody!”

(1/2 asks left until her hair goes back to normal)

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Oh please, I'm sure your helium sounding voice bothers anyone Jules -the jerk barnaby sneered-

well well well heya there ms joyful you sure look a lot less colorful lately what happened to ya? -the rude beagle snickers purposely tripping her- ~ Beagle Anon

Julie, still stuck with blue hair, had been walking through a more seedy part of the town she had just ‘jumped’ to. She honestly missed the motel and the poppy variant, even if the motel was shabby. It felt like home, and it was always nice to have a roof over her head.

But at least she had her belongings safely packed away in two duffle bags.

For a second, she’s distracted by a voice. Admittedly, yeah, she’s been less colorful lately, I mean, who would be after moving constantly? She was about to turn to answer, but alas, she is tripped!

A face full of sidewalk isn’t the greatest, and she turns to shout at the assailant

“ hey! was that for- I wasn’t bothering nobody!”

(1/2 asks left until her hair goes back to normal)

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Boo!

—- knock knock anon

That sucked and just for that -he bites the anon's legs where the kneecaps are one by one then runs off leaving the anon paralyzed on the ground-