meatcar-named-perspire
meatcar-named-perspire
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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sound on
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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Get these guys, OUTTA here!!!!!
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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this is really just my favorite tiktok
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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I love the trope of wizards pushing up their voluminous starry wizard sleeves up their skinny arms to cast a spell, but also consider: Wizard pushing their voluminous starry wizard sleeves up to cast a spell and they’re just fuckin’ jacked. 
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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begging for a decent sci-fi with a detailed account of intergalactic space travel bureaucracy 
writing sci fi is fucking exhausting bc i have a whole degree in aerospace systems now so my brain simply Will Not let me write a scene without doing the setting justice
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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slam, dingding and velocity
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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meatcar-named-perspire · 3 years ago
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gummy lamas
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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lookin’ nice for his night out
Feasting on the blood of those who dare oppose him
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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the lord of the rings is so honest. so raw. so sincere. so unabashedly from the heart. no snide fourth wall jokes, no attempts to alleviate the heaviness. it is is wholeheartedly earnest in its dedication to portraying hope and love and faith and loyalty and courage, and that is what makes it feel like home to so many of us. it's true to itself. it doesn't pretend to be cool and care less. it cares, a lot, and that is a rare, beautiful thing. it warms our hearts to care for a piece of fiction that was made to care about and be cared about
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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oh fuck you
We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.
And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:
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And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.
This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.
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meatcar-named-perspire · 4 years ago
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We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.
And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:
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And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.
This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.
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