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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

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Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you

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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

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A little opabinia mermaid for MerMay! She has five eyes and zero brains.

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ominous pictureless notification. this is what anxiety feels like

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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Edouard, my beloved...

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If you haven’t seen Big Top Burger you should it’s such a gem! Anyway here’s some fanart yay ✨

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