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does anything happen if you totally forgot to do online jury duty self selection
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i love not getting carded at the ripe age of 25 like do i look that weathered.
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mutuals I fw all of u heavyyyyy We can all go to the gas station Get a couple Red Bulls Together N sit on the curb listening to my ipod. Feel free to chainsmoke next to me I’m chill.
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my butt is too fat for my shorts again. happy june
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❓CDC just announced that, and I quote: "PIV straight up does nottttttt count as sex LMFAO"
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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trying to be happy for everyone who is having another great summer again this year its making me kind of suicidal but that's fine as long as you are all seeing your friends and having so much fun.
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shattered my fucking phone camera. wont focus and has an awsome dark spot now. im ready to jump off a bridge actually
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next person going 20mph down the SIDEWALK on a lime glider is getting a rock to the helmetless dome
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some times i miss my url cuntbags on here. alas
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well im 25 so im actually working on the anxiety thing it fucking sucks but its working which makes me so mad u dont even know. im a warrior
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