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nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

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There's still people on the internet?

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I spent so long trying to figure out where everything went on here my game disconnected me for inactivity. :)K

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Old man yells at cloud, etc.

Oh, for sure. Y'all can't ever get rid of me. Who's to say I haven't had someone keeping tabs here from the shadows. Maybe I know everything.

And they just decided to not tell me about how nasty Tumblr's interface has gotten. Which would be fair, I think. I probably deserve it for one reason or another.

Anyway, what's up.

Feeling very "Old Man Yells At Cloud" about whatever the fuck it is Tumblr has going on with all this new shit.

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Blessed be the stool of our Lord and savior, and anything else He may pass before us. Amen.

Feeling very "Old Man Yells At Cloud" about whatever the fuck it is Tumblr has going on with all this new shit.

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Like this, right now, I couldn't find this reblog because Tumblr decided I needed to know what someone I don't even follow posted three days ago. Hmm, it's almost like the internet has taken on the guise of an overbearing auto salesman that follows you around the entire dealership, wasting both his time and your mental energy, the mental energy you save for not blowing up in his face about how pointless it is for him to follow you around asking questions about cars that cost more than your yearly salary when you clearly don't even have two nickels to rub together to keep yourself warm. But no, there he is, hounding you, keeping you in that car lot until you get so exasperated you tell him, when he asks you if you'd like to test drive this. I don't know. Fuckin'. Miata or whatever, that you don't have a license because the last car you drove you hit a car salesman and immediately sped into a river and as a result had your license taken and eaten by a bear for good measure and Gee, that car salesman sure looked a lot like this one does, what was that about test driving a car, sir? And you bat your eyelashes and smile with all the carefully restrained malice of a retail worker on Black Friday.

When all I wanted to do was see a reblog.

Hi.

Feeling very "Old Man Yells At Cloud" about whatever the fuck it is Tumblr has going on with all this new shit.

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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

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Feeling very "Old Man Yells At Cloud" about whatever the fuck it is Tumblr has going on with all this new shit.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

i mean i could stand to learn more!

I find it far more engaging than tutorial videos. And the challenges are really interesting, too.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

i’ve never really gotten it, that’s for sure.

The makeup and costuming skills are impressive.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

i don’t know it always felt kind of weird to me.

Hm.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

#Drag queen.#Probably my favorite

ooooooooooh! i didn’t have a clue. i don’t know the first thing about that stuff.

There’s always time to learn. It’s all on Hulu. Or most of it, rather.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

raja! never heard of it.

The gif on that post you reblogged. That’s Raja.

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embellishedbookworm replied to your post: Raja is way too fucking hot.

what even is that though?

What is what.

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Raja is way too fucking hot.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

:o

well then, i’ll just have to come around regularly to watch the crop of nice, protecting it until it’s ready to be harvested!

I import. It can’t grow in this climate.

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embellishedbookworm‌:

then i just have to speed the process up!!!

We don’t fuck with that in this house.