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Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

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let's be spiky with mama

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I’m at the weed store I’m at the gun store I’m at the combination weed and gun store

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TOKYO, 2000 BY MARTIN PARR

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Baby hummingbirds nested on top of a gargoyle>

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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$20 used to mean something

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Possible unpopular opinion: treating having a special interest as equivalent to being an expert on the topic is another form of the savant stereotype.