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fat giants. btw.

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it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)

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*was swimming In the pool*

Why Is the sky suddendly so blue?

OH SHI-

- @thefreak09

I can't go a day without accidentally swallowing someone can I-

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Remember to hydrate

👍

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picking on a tiny knight.. Their once mighty armor is now delicate and brittle in your hands. No amount of bracing with their shield stops them from getting knocked over with a single poke, they’re absolutely terrified of what might happen if they’re beaten, but they try to put on a brave face anyways. Once you feel like overpowering them, you’ll feel their little heart racing as you pin them down with a single finger

Ooooygh

Their armor clattering giving away that they’re trembling despite their brave face. Pinching their sword between my fingers and tossing it away like a toothpick. Maybe I’d even actually pick my teeth with it first to really show off how powerless they are to me lol

Worse than a dragon, in ways. I mean, I’m fully sentient. Conscious. They could try and reason or bargain with me… if their mind racing a mile a minute would think of trying to do so, first.

After a good twenty or so minutes of fucking with them, deliberately denting their armor by squeezing a bit too hard- I’d finally let them go.

They’d probably freeze for a second, staring up at me in horror expecting me to continue, maybe step on them or eat them or…

“Go tell the other human soldiers why you don’t enter giant country uninvited.” I’d coo, reaching to grab their sword and bending it to a 90 degree angle with just my fingers alone. Proof that they had the encounter, to show to their fellow knights.

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One fantasy Borrower warning another one about the necromancer's security system:

when going borrowing, it’s important to not forget about THE SKULL

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if barry b benson was a twink and also not voiced by seinfeld, do yall think gt tumblr would have Tumblr Sexyman’ed him? like we did with wheatley and the onceler

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One of my oldest and more popular characters, and since @twistedtummies2 shared an old drawing with him here, I thought I might as well introduce him officially. He doesn't have much of a backstory (at least not one I have shared publicly, ooooo), but he's stood on his own as an intimidating but secretly lovable dope with a bad habit of putting random things in his mouth. XD

More info under the cut:

Name: Torro

Pronouns: He/him

Age: He doesn't remember

Species: Minotaur

Role: Pred

Height: 14-15 feet tall

Abilities: Sharp horns, super strength and stamina, tough hide, keen sense of smell

Personality: Grumpy, dumb as a rock, and a bit of a bully, Torro has a one track mind and rarely thinks about anything besides food. He can be quite cruel and he rarely cares about the feelings of his prey, but he's also very lonely and is not opposed to making new friends (preferably tasty ones he can eat over and over again). Once you warm up to him, Torro exposes his nature as a loyal, easygoing brute with a childlike attitude.

Likes: Food (especially meat, but also loves strawberries and honey), squirmy prey, belly rubs, nice friends, having his fur groomed, pretty butterflies, cats, long naps

Dislikes: Being alone, being scolded, tummy aches, green vegetables, bad dreams, ticks and fleas, bathing, deep bodies of water, thinking really hard, forgetting things, being called stupid

Other Info:

He has four stomach compartments, the first one being more of a “storage compartment” that mixes and softens food.

Although he's a big dummy, he's still very skilled when it comes to crafting simple tools and cooking.

Due to his high muscle mass, he can't swim.

The only animals safe from his hunger are cats. He finds them too cute to eat.

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*puts tiny you in a hollow plastic keychain filled with water, some charms, and your favorite color glitter*

*clips you to my bag*

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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merfolk vampires oughtta be lampreys. plus imagine the visual of them having a normal-looking human mouth but they can stretch their mouth wide into a circular saw-blade sucker

Mermay in June? Its more likely than you think.

Watch the quality gradually get better as I pull myself out of burnout/artblock

Y'all can thank @drinkme-gt for encouraging my leechy delusions

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Into the punch bowl

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Miko as a grown boi. He's still got some maturing to do, and a vegetarian diet means he hasn't bulked up like his ol' man, but he's still shaping up to be a fine young giant. One who's especially docile around tiny travelers who cross his path. ^^

I sketched these up to show how much Miko takes after both his parents as an adult. Like I mentioned here, male Meradons develop rougher scales and longer curved horns and teeth as they age. It took a while, but the lil' big fella finally resembles his father more in that department (which his father is VERY pleased about).

Fun fact: his mother's light green coloration is a rare mutation that was unique to her and eventually passed down to Miko, rather than something all female Meradons have. Just another reason why the baby muffin is so precious to his papa. ❤️

Bonus Miko having a snack. XD

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thinkin about a giant invading your space. like being perched on a table, they cage you in with their arms, leaning closer and closer, till all you can see is their face right before you, so close you can’t even look at the whole thing at once, arms towering on either side with absolutely no room to run, backed into a corner and left with zero room between you

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Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

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Ramini Flowers

borrowers would be so prone to being Manic Pixie Dream Girl’d by humans. like just because i have blue hair and am tiny does not mean i’m going to take you on an joyous and whimsical adventure where we’ll fall in love and i Fix you. i am not your quirky romcom lead. i’m too busy for all of that, i have to go hunt some rats and touch up my boobytraps in case those fairy fuckers try to raid my food stores again. call me a tiny Ramona Flowers and i’ll kill you with my toothpick sword