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angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

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people on twitter seemed to like this so sure ill put it here too

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i hope this email kills us both instantly

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i (22) told my sister (13) "its crazy that ive known you since you were born. i literally met you when you were one day old" and she just said "problematic age gap." Not only is she a real sentient person now but she's also got jokes

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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

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"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao

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If you have any dirty dishes in your room can you please just eat one of them? just one dish. you'll feel so much better. eat your ceramics

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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2̴͉̦͇̔͑2̶̳̌͘.̸̲̱̂͐0̵̧̜̂̏͘4̷̨̢̛͔̠̻̻̻̪̺̫͔̘͈̞̤̬͇̟͕̩̣́̏̈́͋̈̀̋͊̉͒̓̂̓̒̽́̚͘.̶̡̜̗̪̮͉̺̰̳̮͈̼̘̟̭̰͙̠͊͗̓̉͆̈́̒̽͌̅̃̈́̇͒́͂͆̕͝2̵̬̫͔̞̱̹̞͑̎͂0̸̛͔̫͠1̶̡͔̾̚͝1̵̱̙̟́́̐ ̸̳̮̇⏳̵̧̨̓̒ ̵̮͐́today'̸̜̬̙͆ś̵̠̻͈̔ ̸̦͕̮͌̿̅ţ̶̧̚i̷̺͕̟̒̆m̵̰̑͘è̵͕̲l̵̰̣̀̿̾ͅi̸̘̩̤͋̽̐n̴̡̻͔̊͊͝e̵̳̿͘

h̵e̸y̷ ̸c̶a̶n̷ ̵a̷n̷y̴b̷̡͉̌͗ǒ̷̙̠́d̶͈̅̽y̷̘̒͠ ̵h̵̥͗͗͗̑͋̑̈́͘ȩ̶̛̲͕̯͓̫͉͙̅͝͝a̶̛͉͌͒̽̊͗̈́͝r̷̡̫̭͕̹͗̊̀̚ ̸̯͐͑̌m̵̗͒̀̎̔͝e̵͙͕̭̹̋̂̊͘͠ ? b̵r̸o̶ ̷r̵i̷p̸ ̷e̸v̴e̴r̶l̴b̵a̷r̸ ̷j̴u̵b̵ ̷h̵f̵r̶f̵ ̵f̵p̸e̵r̴r̸a̸ ̶ȇ̵͚͋r̶̘͌̕n̵̩̦̙̓̈́̐q̵̡̜̈r̶͙̄̈́͝ë̷̪͔͚̈ ̷̰͖͕͆͆j̶̜͐̄̃v̶̗̞̎͜ģ̶̺͓̇͘u̵̪͉͚͛̈́ ̸z̷l̷ ̵c̸b̵f̴g̸f̸

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Dᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟᴘ Aɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴀʙʏ, I ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ

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rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jason’s speech to bruce about how mad he is that the joker’s still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from ra’s when he’s talking to bruce and in essence says ‘yeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your son’s corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought he’d died again but apparently he’s in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldn’t have tried to help. sorry about that. i’ll just stay out of your business from now on.’ which is actually the funniest characterisation of ra’s i’ve ever seen