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I made THE BEST AMV EVER. pls watch

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ghost hunters but there’s twice as many and they’re equally as stupid

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think watching yourself become goo a few times would have Effects. not sure which tho

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patchin up wounds in the dark

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Mac: Last week, Bozer was supposed to buy gas, but instead bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Mac: He’s amazing.

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HI HI BOW BOW HERE, this took me a couple of days to finish, but it's finally done I wanted to recreate the don't hug me I’m scared house since this is one of my most favorite shows of all times and Animal Crossing is one of my favorite games of all times...so yeah why not put them together...Here's a list of all the QR I used and their creators including my own also the dream address to anybody who wants to visit the house and my island in general. ^^ Hope you enjoy^^

UPDATED DREAM ADDRESS DA-0805-7213-7730.

MY ID QR MA-4367-2756-7564

DHMIS BOAT BY EMMA SEQUOIA MA 0582-6615-4342

DHMIS CALENDER BY JINGIELIES OSPELDA MA-7566-8200-3673

DHMIS CLOWN BY LILY JIMMYVILE MA-6966-3354-5926

PICNIC BLANKET BY PAUL LUPIRA MA-4588-0169-0099

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Mac: Promise me we are not driving to Mission City to dig up stuff from 15 years ago.

Bozer: I promise. Where are the shovels for something else?

Mac: We don't have shovels.

Bozer: Well, where would one buy these shovels?

Mac: The hardware store if one was going to buy shovels but one isn't.

Bozer: Where would one find this hardware store if one was?

Mac: ...

Mac: Promise me you're not coming back here with shovels.

Bozer: I'm not coming back here with shovels.

*Bozer heads out the door*

Mac: Where are you going?

Bozer: I think you know.

Mac: *sighs* Say it.

Bozer: SHOVELS!

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MacGyver + Text Posts 19/?

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Jack: Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

Mac: I really don't.

Jack: That's the spirit.

Mac: Never talk to me again.

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Mac: Everybody shut up! *picks up phone* Hey Frankie.

Riley: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki: Come back to bed!

Bozer: *various sex noises*

Matty: Tell her I said hi.

Jack: Pass the weed!

Samantha: *blasting out curse words*

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Bozer: You thought a criminal broke into our house... and was in my room... so as a weapon you brought a sucker duster?

Mac: ... Sure did!

Bozer: You're insane!

Mac: Am I?

Mac: *attacks Bozer with the sucker duster*

Bozer: *screams*

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Jack: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just huh.

Mac: I saw you.

Jack: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.

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Matty: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Samantha: That's what you do.

Matty: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Jack: A water balloon fight!

Samantha: Excuse me?

Jack: It's how we usually settle issues in this team. Well, that and freestyle rap battle.

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Mac: Jack shot himself in the foot.

Riley: Oh God, what did he do this time?

Mac: No, he literally shot himself in the foot. We're in the ER.

Matty: *laughing in the background*

Mac: Matty, it's not funny.

Matty: *continues laughing* I know, it's horrible!

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MacGyver: What about “Pin the Tail on the Donkey”?

Bozer: We haven’t got a donkey.

MacGyver: Well, “Pin the Tail on the Chicken”?

Bozer: We haven’t got a tail.

MacGyver: Oh. Well, “Pin the Sausage on the Chicken”?

Bozer: We haven’t got a chicken.

MacGyver: Well, “Pin the Sausage on the Fridge”?

Bozer: Or a pin.

MacGyver: “Tape a Sausage to the Fridge”?

Bozer: We haven’t got a sausage!

MacGyver: “Put a Bit of Tape on the Fridge?”

(beat)

Bozer: It’s not much of a game, is it?

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Jack: What’s your biggest fear?

Mac: Being forgotten.

Jack: Damn, that’s deep.

Jack: Mine is the Kool-Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.